My Blog :: A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What are you doing?" she exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband." Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on a sofa with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" he exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him. She asked, "What are you doing?" He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law." CTFU .

PUSSY
1:56PM on September 07, 2011

PUSSY IS A WHOLE DIFFERENT ASPECT OF LIFE!!
WARS DONE STARTED FROM COUNTRIES TO COUNTRIES OVER THEIR WOMEN. PUSSY IS ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL THINGS IN THE WORLD, AND ALOT OF PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW POWERFUL PUSSY IS.
PUSSY MAKE NIGGA'Z BLOW THEIR BRAINS OUT, THIER BITCH BRAINS OUT!!!
PUSSY MAKE NIGGA'Z DO THINGS THEY NEVER THINK THEY WOULD DO.

LEGS POINTED UPWARD
5:12PM on September 05, 2011

LEGS POINTED UPWARDS

Johnny asked his father, "Dad,, when birds die,why do

their feet always point upwards?"

"Well, so that God can reach down, take them by the

claws and pull them up into heaven."

Next day when Dad got home from work, Johnny rushed

over to him and said, "Gee Dad, we nearly lost Mom

today."

"What do you mean?"queried his father.

"Well, I heard noises upstairs so I rushed up to see

what was happening. There was Mom, lying on the bed

with her legs pointing up while she was yelling,'God,

I'm coming.' If it hadn't been for the gardener

holding her down, we'd have lost her."