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Free VIP Contest Info
6:18PM on December 22, 2011

Have you entered, do you know someone that hasnt but has great content on there page, someone who has the potential to be a VIP, if so send them to the boards get them posting,support them and get them working on there page content MAKE SURE EVERYTHING THEY POST BELONGS TO THEM. Dont forget this competition has no end date yet so theres plenty of time for anyone to add pictures and videos to there page and thats what the judges are looking for

***** CONTENT CONTENT CONTENT****
Come on people all it takes is a little effort and bang you could be a VIP and enjoying all the benefits it brings so if your already
a VIP then tell all your buddies about it, if your not then get on the boards and take a chance, what have you got to
***** LOSE ITS FREE*****
NOTE This Contest is Not a popularity contest to see how many people vote for you, This Contest is to encourage you to take the time to add your own content so that we can recognize it, So all who think they can't win because they not known should rethink that and have a go
****GOOD LUCK*****
Popularity doesn't always Win this. So you think you deserve a free VIP upgrade? Start a thread of your own and tell us why YOU should get a free upgrade. We will give one free upgrade out every day so tell us why it should be you that gets the VIP for free. Your thread is only valid for one day, feel free to enter a new one each day if you like, but only one per day can be used for the upgrade offer. go to this link to post for entry:  http://rude.com/main/message_board/view_topic/forum/12/rude-contests

TIPS: In deciding the DAILY winner, funny usually gets people on your side, but also your space page will be taken into account, and also posts made back in your thread from other users and the amount of interest your thread generates. When you decide to enter try to make sure you get all your Fans and Buddies to post making a case for you to be upgraded, We know it's difficult with limited posts and mails etc, but I'm sure everyone has a VIP on their buddy list that can send out shouts for you and act as your campaign manager so to speak. Look at your Rudepage and see if there is anything you can update, customise your moods, put up some rude bits add picture galleries and videos. Your initial post for an upgrade to VIP will form the basis of your pitch but you're Rudepage and the responses made on your thread along with the popularity of your thread all go towards the judging criteria. If there are no new posts on any particular day then we will look to the people that posted the previous day and pick a winner from those. We are also going to be mixing up the judges from the pre posted list so there can be no cries of favouritism or the offering of sexual favours as inducements to vote for you. MAKE SURE YOU DONT HAVE ANY UPLOADED CONTENT YOU DO NOT OWN ANYWHERE ON YOUR ACCOUNT! And Good Luck to all

The Homer Box!
7:50AM on August 25, 2010

Ok, this blog is for the ladies. or for guys who don't have hang-ups about the depth of a womans "toy box".

Do you ladies have a toy box??? Does it lock or is it large or is it just a plastic bag under the bed?? Well in this blog i am going to tell you what i have and what i use. And how to get your own and how to fill it for free!!! That's right i said for free. There are many many ways. so let's get started!

First i will tell you after much searching and internet shopping that the price of a lockable adult toy storage box is expensive. If you don't think outside the box. I do. I am always trying to give something a new purpose. So what i went and got was a normal tool box with tray from my local home improvement store. Mine is orange and even says homer box on it. They run about 10 bucks and most have a hole for a small lock. You will want the tray for smaller toys like finger vibes, bullets, lubes, etc... and the large area underneath holds a lot of adult "novelties".
This box will keep all your adult fun stuff out of prying eye sight and clean.

Now you may have a huge adult toy collection or just one toy. You may have whips and vibes and dongs hidden in the closet that you have forgotten. so now that you have your own "homer box" you need to lock it. I sugjest you go get the lock where you set the combination. it will make it easier for you to remember. I also sugjest you make sure before you buy anything that the loop of a lock will fit through the hole in your tool box.

Ok we got the new toy box, got the lock, and we even got the old toys out the closet and ready to go in. I sugjest that you wipe out the inside of your toy box with your toy cleaner. My favorite toy cleaner is SWISS NAVY because it is a spray bottle that locks closed. it is antibacterial, antiviral, and antifungal. Plus no rinse. just spray and allow your toy box to air dry. same with your toys.

Now that we have clean toys and clean box then it is time to talk about how to fill it. As we all know we have seen toys that we have been courious about or had wanted to try but the price of an item is enough to give you sticker shock!!! Here are some tips to help you fill your new homer box at little to no cost to you.

The first way is to look for contests. www.rude.com/kingjeffishere runs a weekly adult toy contest where all you have to do is answer movie trivia. So far i have gotten a 16 inch double dildo, a bullet, a finger vibe, a dvd, and free samples in my mailers. I love playing his game and really love finding out what i won. You can win this contest once a month. Now that is a new toy to play with or try every month. so for more details then you should hit his page up. What a god send his contest has been or my box would be pittifully empty.

The second way to get free toys is to sign up to be a product tester for adult toy stores online. You will get a new toy periodically. Then you try it out a time or two. Write a review of it and that's it. Now the toy is yours to keep. The only draw back from getting toys this way is that you don't know what or when. They just come to you in the mail. Some of the toys i have not been able to use. Some of the lubes and cleaners i can't use due to skin issues. When this happens i write an honest review as to why i can't use it and letting other women know the features of the product if they don't have the same sensativity issues. Still the item remains mine to keep. You can sign up to be a tester or review person at many adult toy store sites so just look around.

Another way to beef up your toys box is to use social media effectively. Create wishlists on rude, and other sites so that a friend or lover can see what you would like to try. Then use social media to let your friends and fans know how they can get you these great items.

And last but not least; go to your local adult outlet or adult toys r us. What you want to look for is the mark downs. Never buy from brick and mortor stores unless the price is right. Look for the sale and clearance items. And don't worry about that really cool glass wand with knobbies. cuz it will be marked down soon too. Buy the trial size lubes and cleaners and such. This will save space and time as well as your wallet. Always post a blog or something when you get a new toy as a "review" of what you thought. If you didn't like it then say why you didn't. This lets your friends and fans know what you enjoy and what you don't. It makes you more personal to them as well.

Well, I do hope this helped you and that you have this great wonderful journey of self discovery. I know my own "Homer Box" has helped me explore. I also know now when a guy want's to act like homer i can point to my orange box by the bed and he will act right. lol. Thanks for reading this and if you would like more tips then please just send me a message.

How to win some FREE adult toys!
9:08PM on July 10, 2010

Want to get your lady a new sex toy? Or do you want one for yourself? well then read on and be amazed!

www.rude.com/kingjeffishere is a rude producer who gives away FREE adult toys and other novelties as prizes to a trivia contest he runs on twitter. You can also click the link in this blog post and send him a direct message for more details.

Well tonight i won again. I just won a 5x variable speed finger vibe, on top of having won a mini waterproof bullet, a double ended 18 inch black dildo, a copy of Avatar wide screen, and now this toy.

You are can play and win if: you haven't won in a week or two, if you get the quote correct and reply via twitter first. I hope you all take the chance this presents to beef up your own "homer box" or possibly the toy box of your lover. :) Thanks again @kingjeffishere.

New Freebies
5:08PM on July 06, 2010

I am slowly going through all the video and picture editing from my June visit with Mr. Bandaids but i do have new freebies up on my page. I have a new shower flix available for purchase for those that really enjoy getting soapy with me. And from that flix i was able to get 4  new free videos for your pleaser. I have a very slow soapy sensual tit teaser. I have a new free video for the foot lover in you. I have an even more enticing video of me soaping my round ass from behind. and in a finale please enjoy watching the hot water caress my pussy in hot rivelets. I have also added a new free video from my Rob Thomas concert and one of my pet parrot for those that like the real life side of who i am. I also added new oral skills pictures as a thank you to Mr. Bandaids for his gift of the new hitachi. so you can look at all these great new additions, completely free by going to my videos and pictures sections.

Win a Lifetime Vip 4 FREE
12:02PM on February 06, 2010

Ok for my non-upgraded users. I will take you step by step thru how to win the free vip upgrade for life on the contest board. Your profile HAS TO BE FILLED OUT COMPLETELY TO WIN. So please keep this in mind before you post your entry on the contest board ok????

1. you want to look at the top profile box on the left. this is the area where you have your profile picture. if you dont want to add more then 1 that is fine. if you do then you are able to add up to 4 pictures. show off your pet, your favorite back ground, yourself or your lover. whatever it is you want. as long as there is at least one picture. remember original content is what they look for so i sugjest one picture of YOU stays there. It can be your stomach, your arms flexed, whatever but  You WILL need this to win ok? now you see all the writing on the side of your profile pic? you need to make sure you click the link and fill out your complete profile. the link should say LOTS MORE ON (your screenname). click that and make sure that that area is filled out. if it isn't then you need to fill it out. if you can't get to it the way i said you may have to go to control pannel( looks like a wrench at the top of your page) and click the link that says edit profile. NOT Customize profile. Also record the welcome video either by rude grab or by recording and saving to your laptop or pc and then uploading. ( i sugjest using the rude grab feature as its easier and the appears on your page immediately)
2. Clitter. left side of your rudespace under your profile pic and info area. Make sure you have added at least one or two clitters. each new thing you do should be clittered so that this area looks full.
3. ignore the next 2 boxes on the left side of your rudespace. these are comments made to you or your content.
4.Your Blog. Click Manage not view. Click New and write a new blog about how you are trying to get your profile updated to win the vip. ask for sugjestions and encourage comments on the blog. Post it.
5. shout area. if you have several buddies you should see content shouts there. You should also click on the new shout link and send one telling people you wrote a new blog and ask your buddies to come comment on it.
6. Your Favorites and User's you are a fan of. Every single time you visit a page either buddy request them or fan them. when you fan a user they will show on this top area under user's your a fan of. Make sure you have at least one user you are a fan of.
next you should see blog roll, magazine rack, and bookshelf. Blog roll is when you favorite a user's blog. Magazine rack is where you favorite rudemagazine issues. and bookshelf is where you favorite a persons stories. ( go to my page, under this area you will see tons of stuff i have favorited. if you click on any of the content in these 3 sections then you should also be able to view and favorite the same content.) Stories on ppls pages are on the right side about 2/3 way down. Favorite at least one thing on each of these areas.
under these you should see favorited live houses, live shows, videos and pictures. when you view a live house it will say favorite under the chat. fav every house you go to. when you are in a live show under the cam window is a button to favorite. make sure you fav all shows you get the opprotunity to view even if you cant see the action. the show will now appear on your page in this area. Videos are favd under the player screen and pictures are favd under the comments section i believe. You can start by visiting my page and faving my live weekly show, my vids and pics. this will show you how this is done.
7. rude store. ignore this area for now
8. wishlist - go to the top tool bar. click the link that says stores. (green shopping bag) when you find an item you like you will click the link on the item that says add to wishlist. add your comment and save. you must add a comment to be able to add this to your wishlist. you can look at mine for examples ok???
9. MOODS- this is very very important. so with your webcam shoot 7 pictures of your face as you go thru the moods listed. or you can post pics of what makes you feel like that mood. but it must be filled out to win the VIP upgrade!


NOW you are done with the left side of your page completely!!!!!!!!!! Yeah we are half way there to getting you a free lifetime vip upgrade! Great Job! if you need help with any of these 9 areas please let me know!!!!
Please remember what the contest is looking for is ORIGINAL CONTENT. Don't want to show your face?? that's fine, wear a funny mask. shoot your welcome vid with your back to the cam but talking. or maybe you have a pet that does funny pet tricks. get that one on cam! Don't be afraid cuz we are all one big happy pervy community here and we want to welcome you fully into the fold. Have fun and rudemail me for more assistance!!!!

VIP Upgrade 4 FREE!
12:20PM on October 31, 2009

Ok, for all my non-upgraded buddies:

You can win a lifetime VIP membership for FREE! Yes this is true. Rude gives away a free vip membership EVERYDAY! One a day! Now you may say you have to do a lot. But you don't! First, upload pics and a welcome vid. Add a blog to your page. Add a quiz or poll or both. Favorite shows, picture galleries, and vids as these go on your page too. Pictures don't need to show your face or ur parts. Just some pics that are yours. show us your yard. your car. shit show us ur pets (goldfish included) A welcome vid is easy cuz u can do this from your computer and upload it i believe. If you own a webcam just record it directly and tell us hi. we dont have to see your face.

Ok so u did all this right? ok then go to this board thread ( http://www.rude.com/main/message_board/view_post/topic/21207/rude-daily-vip-competition-by-RudeKenny ) and put ur bid in by posting a new topic titled free vip contest! That's it.

My Co-Star GTSFLIRT was a member here for a very long time befor he found this. (befor guys could be producers ) When he found the contest it took about 5 days of posting befor he won his vip membership. Just think you could be VIP IN A WEEK! and then you can see all the vids you want, post all you want, watch live shows and houses for free all you want. so for more info go here:

http://www.rude.com/main/message_board/view_post/topic/21207/rude-daily-vip-competition-by-RudeKenny/

Happy Pervin! Muahh
~Sasha