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LAUGH A LITTLE :)
9:50AM on February 25, 2009
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
huge black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down, and says: '7
feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown.'
The white man faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.
The big guy says: 'What's wrong with you?'
In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'
The big dude says:
'I saw your curious look
and figured I'd just give you the answers
to the questions everyone always asks me.
I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds,
I have a 20 inch private,
my testicles weigh 3 pounds each,
and my name is Turner Brown.'
The small guy says:
'Turner Brown, Sweet Jesus,
I thought you said, 'Turn around.
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sexyb... |
September 02, 2009 (Report It)
llol glad it made you laugh boo i miss ya. |
Seymo... |
May 12, 2009 (Report It)
lmao, cant believe I missed one of your blogs! glad I read it finally, thanks for the laugh! |
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Seven Kinds Of Sex ..lol
3:54AM on December 01, 2008
The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet
Someone and you both have sex until you are
Blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for
A short time and you are so needy you will have
Sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a
Long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
Usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too
Long. When you pass each other in the hallway you
Both say .... 'F*%k You.'
The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religious Sex.
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the
Afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She
Takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And .. Last ... But not least ...
The 7th kind of sex is called ... Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy your self.
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sexyb... |
January 03, 2009 (Report It)
I know im a little crazy but m sure it made ya laugh lol thats what lfe is about laughter muah |
Seymo... |
January 03, 2009 (Report It)
funny stuffy you bad girl, love it! |
sw33t... |
December 14, 2008 (Report It)
Lmao u crazy i tell ya |
marco... |
December 14, 2008 (Report It)
lol bb ur silly i love this blog great post |
MrBigE20 |
December 01, 2008 (Report It)
Hahaha, smurf sex. I gotta use that line somewhere. :P |
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LOVE POEMS
4:44PM on August 12, 2008
Women's Love Poem...
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.
Men's Love Poem...
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit
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sw33t... |
January 04, 2009 (Report It)
lmao too funny |
sexyb... |
January 03, 2009 (Report It)
Hehehehe |
Seymo... |
January 03, 2009 (Report It)
I'll write ya a sweet poem someday, I gotta get my creative juices flowin! |
locot... |
August 23, 2008 (Report It)
funny shit lol but i write better poems that dude....lol |
MrBigE20 |
August 23, 2008 (Report It)
Hahaha, nice poem. ;) |
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