WTF Weird Sex
11:46AM on July 06, 2011
All over the world there are "laws of the land", which are governing laws of that locale. From Maryland to California, The United States to Tibet the laws change just as much as the terrain. That leads Me to wonder how many laws I "technically" break daily or how many laws I escape just by living in Maryland. The laws that interest Me the most are of course are the odd ass sex laws. I am NOT tryna be traveling and having a ball and get locked up because it's illegal to ride a dick backwards or some oddball shit.
Below are some of the weirdest and dumbest I've found:
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exceptionprophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises". (ok wow right but at least I understand this one, when people drink they have impaired judgement. They allow for safe sex practices.)
As recently as 1990, these states had laws against the use of dildos: Idaho, Utah, Arizona, Oklahoma, Minnesota, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Maryland, Massachusetts, Rhode Island and Washington D.C. ( ughhh so will My videos be used as evidence against Me??? Fuck I got hella dildos)
In Detroit, couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property. (ooooook so its lewd to fuck in your car unless you do it at home )
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal. (wow ok I didn't know that and I find that crazy as hell. So they telling Me that after Barack Mutha Fucking Obama done killed Osama bitch ass he can't go to his room and fuck Michelle doggystyle and then making her ride him saying "you're the best president Mr. Obama" lol forgive Me, I have an active imagination hahahahaha)
In the state of Texas it is a misdemeanor if two men engage in oral and or anal sex. The same law does'nt apply to men and women engaging in the same activity with each other. ( woooow so it's officially illegal to be gay in Texas are you serious)
The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude, nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts. (ok this just makes no damn sense lol)
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, THE ONE I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND
Sodomy laws have been repealedor are ignoredin most states, but not Georgia, where a man was sentenced to five years in prison for engaging in oral sex. With his wife. With her consent. In their home. (Whhhhhaaaattt thhhhheeeee ffffffuuuuuucccccckkkk)
This shit is bananas, I cant believe some of the shit and if you think that THESE are weird check out the rest of the wild and weird sex facts at http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/sexlaws.htm
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