sob stories
9:40AM on May 30, 2009

Why is it everyone seems to have a sob story and then begs for money.

Well if thats the in thing perhaps ill start off my sob story.

6 years ago i got divorced my ex is a complete arse hole and kept the house and i had to pay for rent on a new place as well as having to buy everything you need for a house from scratch.

Ive moved to soo many homes because thats how the council works.

I have a mini monster which is really hard to bring up and as we use csa for maintences payments i never know when im gonna get money in.

Ive had to pawn all my jewllery even stuff i got for my 18th birthday just so i have money for grocerries.

My best friends live 4 hours drive from me and i dont get on too well with my family.

Oh yeah and my grandma died 2 weeks ago from cancer.

And i really want to go to the nkotb concert and meet them next time round so any money i do make will go towards paying for me and naughtynikki to do that.

Is that enough of a sob story for you???

Now arent i meant to go onto the bit where i beg for money and say im selling my videos and flix at an extra special price.

Well as you know thats not the reason why im here and thats not my thing but of late ive had soo many sob stories and requests for help with money that i thought id jumped on the band wagon.

Perceptions & syndromes
1:07PM on September 29, 2008

It seems that peoples perception of me are that im a miserrable cow because i dont like the way that people talk to each other and when i mention it on the boards im a miserrable cow

so im not gonna comment on it any more

ill let people slag each other off on the boards and i wont comment

coz it seems when i do people think im miserable


and god forbid that rogue acutally says something that others dont like coz then all hell is let loose yet if it was someone else (one of the beautiful people) saying it then jack shit gets mentioned about it

NOW

on to the reason this has cropped up i said in jest about fat blokes and small willies

now since the time many years ago when i started taking an interest in men i noticed that alot of larger men had smaller willies ..... .eventually rogue thought of a name for this FAT BLOKE SYNDROME

people that come to my shows know that ive talked about fat bloke syndrome before and yet i know now that im gonna most probably get a whole flood load of people saying

rogue thats not funny
rogue you cant say that

now to all of the above i say GET A FUCKING SENSE OF HUMOUR

fake tits and gastric bands
5:37AM on September 12, 2008

im feeling mega depressed

ive felt for a long long time that im out of per portion, i have small tits and a big stomach

im always being asked when my baby is due because all the fat is at the front like im pregnant

so as i was starting to get concerned about my weight i went to the docs, she says i have the symptoms for poly systic ovaries, i have loads of blood tests they all come back fine

last week i have a ultra sound (nearly pissed myself coz u have to drink 2pints of water then they push the little scanner thing on ya bladder)

rung up for the results today and they are normal, which really upset me ... i seriously thought that because of how my stomach is, the fact my periods are all over the place and i have (DONT LAUGH) black hairs round my nipples that i had poly systic ovaries and no basically i dont and it means im fat because of something ive done.

you know they class me as being obesse, im 5ft 3 and i weigh nearly 14 stone i think thats over 180lb

i know im never gonna be some skinny mini im not built for that.

i keep thinking about getting a boob job .... i dont want massive tits just going up one size would be nice so i can get bras and dresses that fit

at the moment they are a 40A (i think that american sizes are one cup size bigger so i think that would be 40B in the states)

but then men dont like fake tits and i dont want to look fucking stupid, coz some fake tits look awful

now ive started thinking perhaps a gastric band would be better

i need something, i know people are gonna say well you could on a diet, you could exercise but i dont think for me thats the solution

i dont eat breakfast if i do its a bowl of speical k
i have a meal at work which is meant to be healthy because thats what the kids at work get a healthy meal and i have the same

dinner times tend to be various things but ive stopped eating mcdonalds and eat alot of chicken

and evenings ive stopped with chocolate and im having strawberry laces instead

exercise well i try and do my dance mat once a day, and im walking/running around and on my feet for a hour and half at work

i give up i cant class myself as a bbw coz i dont have big tits and i cant class myself as normal becuase my body is big ... perhpas im in a catagory of my own

i guess im asking peoples opnions on what my next step could be

if i have either operation im gonna have to have it done on the nhs unless theres some very very kind person out here who wants to help rogue out.

stats are 41 - 38 - 44

CLIT PIERCING
7:49AM on August 24, 2008

I have been contemplaiting for a while now about having a christina piercing done

<<< CHRISTINA PIERCING

About 6 months ago i went to the studio that pierced my nipples only to be told that Alex had left but i could talk to the new gentleman that was doing piercings.

So i explained what i wanted and he told me it was gonna be £80 or that i could have a microdermal at £120

I walked out the shop feeling flabbergasted at the prices.

NOW

I know someone that does piercings (not professionaly) through the fetish club i got to, Little John has said he would quite happy do a christina (he cant do a microdermal) but i have seen him pierce peoples nipples and they have bleed alot, im not sure if this is down to each individual or down to how Little John pierces people.

THE DILEMAS

A: Do i get a peircing there at all

B: Do i get a christina

C: Do i get a microdermal piercing (SEE PICS BELOW)

D: Do i get Little John to do it up the club

E: Do i save or start a fund (had a fund for the nipple piercings) and get it done at the studio

HELP PLEASE, COZ I DONT KNOW

<<<< THIS IS HOW IT GOES INTO YOUR SKIN



 THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE THE FLAT BIT GOES UNDER YOUR SKIN WITH THE LITTLE NOBBLY BIT POKING THROUGH YOUR SKIN, THEN THE GEM BIT SCREWS INTO THE NOBBLY BIT


THIS IS WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE AND I GUESS THAT IT WOULD BE WHERE THE TOP BALL IS ON THE CHRISTINA PICTURE

NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK
3:05PM on August 21, 2008

ive been a fan of new kids right from the start

ive still got all my memrobilia and my posters and all the ticket stubbs from the dozen concerts i went to

i still have all the stuff i bought cheap in the states coz they were going out of fashion over there but were still big over here

ive got all the cartoons that i recorded off channel 4 on a sunday moring, plus little clips of them on various shows like when Donnie and Danny did cooking with rusty lea on gmtv

ive been a fan of their new website for some months now and i had been slagging Jordan, Joe, Jon, Donnie and Danny off for only doing promo stuff in the states and canada but all is forgiven they are coming to london to promote their new alubm The Block

AND ROGUE CANT FUCKING WAIT TO GO

WOAH WOAH WOAH HANGIN TOUGH

 i tell ya girls those are still one sex bunch of mother fuckers from the bean town land

umming an ahhhhing
10:20AM on August 14, 2008

well after much deliberaton ive decided im gonna try out doing private shows

this was a really hard decission to make and only time will tell if i like it or not and if i continue to do it

will set up teasers etc later when mini monster isnt around and perhaps when my stupid shoulder isnt playing up so much and giving me pins and needles

looking forward to doing privates with intrepidation

manky fridge
2:29PM on August 10, 2008

well ive been home nearly a week now after having a bit of a pooped up time at the lovely nikki and spanks thanx to kia

i get home last wednesday to find out that my electric has turned off becuase id been longer than expected away

so i open my fridge and freezer to find everything had gone manky and a smell worse than a grannies pussy

things seem to be going from bad to worse for me because then yesterday i recieve a letter from my new bank saying i owe them £85

so all in all not good

i just wanna cry my life just seems to go from bad to worse

i just need a bloody break

its all gone a bit pete tong
10:25PM on August 02, 2008

well as some of you may have realised im not at my home, im staying with spankmemunkey and naughty nikki (please visit their rude pages)

i was meant to be going home on friday only my car went tits up

i had organised to have a mot here, the car just so happened to fail on a bulb, a bearing and it needed a new head lamp

so lovely mr spank puts in a new bearing and bulb and has to order a head lamp from the kia dealer

next day head lamp comes spank fits it and we take it for a retest and they tell us that theres no pattern on the new head lamp, its like kia have sold us a left hand drive (im in the UK) continental head lamp

so it fails again, we go to the kia dealer we have the owner, the mechanic and 2 other blokes look at it, they cant tell us why it has no pattern

they check it with the old one, they check it with another new one, they put in a differnt bulb

still not working, so then they take pictures of the head light and send them to kia HQ
we are now waiting to hear the outcome from kia HQ

and thats where i stand right now i cant drive home because i have no mot and because the car needs taxing as well ..... u cant tax without a valid mot

so i want to say a big thank you to spank and nikki for putting up with me and mini monster, for the food youve provided and all the work youve done on my car

Your the best friends anyone could ever want

p.s. if any of u have any idea y it might not b working please let me know

I have a 96 kia pride and its the drivers side head lamp
in the states i think they are ccalled ford festives  and its also the same as a mazda (a small one)