A Moral Story
11:28PM on June 30, 2009

Once upon a time there was a sparrow flying south for the winter. On his way there, he froze solid and hit the ground. A few hours later, a cow came walking up. The cow took one look at the bird, turn around and shtted on him. The warmth from the shit melted the ice from the sparrow. The sparrow was so happy that he started singing.

In the not so far distance was a cat. He heard the bird singing and walked up to him. The cat took one look ate the bird and started to lick the shit off of him. After he licked the shit off of him, the cat ATE him.................

Now the moral of the story is: Everybody that shits on you, is not ur enemy. And everyone that gets you out of shit is not your friend. If you are warm and happy,you should SHUT THE FUCK UP!!  ( LOL)