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oh no the hell she didnt!!!
finding love in trauma
so all he had in him was 10 strokes lol
update
a letter to santa from nori

oh no the hell she didnt!!!
9:31PM on September 03, 2009

im on FB early early this am like before dawn kinda early and this lil young chick barely hittin 21 posts this stat that distrubs my soul.... so the statement was: "so and so"is saying i think big fat overweight people wit rolls everywhere should not wear or do things sexually!!! i comment my big ass fucks on a regular and being in the "industry" have seen women much larger than i fuckin whats the problem w/ it??? if hey are happy wit who they are and sum1 findds them attractive enough to bed them t shouldnt they have sex aint like u watchin....i ended up penning this piece to teach her a new tix but the silly chick was so caught up on the fact that i had the nerve to tag her in a note that she didnt even bother to read the thing lol  
 

They gave u words like curvy thick stacked
and it made you forget that plain n simple you fat
don’t get me wrong theres nothing wrong with that
hell I fat too, but the difference between me and you
is I fell in love with myself a long time ago
no matter size 8 or 18 i love being me
But you, you fail to see that clinically
you’re a few steps away from being obese
don’t believe me check ya hight to weight ratio
ull see ur 2 cheeseburgers away from being me
imma need u to remove those rose tinted shade
years of being labeled thick has done major damage to your visual
might as well give u a cane and seeing eye dog
u so blind to it all you don’t see ya own gut
well I dont blame ya for that one
since there is no separation between it and ya tits
the span of yo hips is no coincidence wide is wide
in the fashion world at 5’6 the size 14 u appear to be pushin
is defined as plus size
some things need to be made clear to you
ya size doesn’t decide how sexually active you should be
and the lack there of doesn’t give you the right
to determine the standard of beauty
but most of all don’t project your insecurities on women like me
we’re the type of chick you need to upgrade to be
I don’t have to knock anyone down to feel good about what I see
I rock jeans and a tee just as divinely as the perfect little black dress
Pardon me I hate this word but
My SWAGGER in sneakers
is just as fly as me steppin out in a pair of stilettos
My lingerie collection is amazing
Everything from costumes to corsets
baby dolls to cami’s
Fishnets to thigh-highs
And don’t mind putting It on display
Who said a big chick cant be sexy??
They obviously lied to you
Don’t believe it?? Check the photo

I love it
He likes
Even though my flesh tends to ripple and bounce back
As he smacks my ass
Im reminded of k luv every time he makes my legs resemble a peace sign
While declaring this pussy is mine
And in the very next line he proclaims his love for ALL of me
Every roll
Every stretch mark
Every ounce of me he can see
But hey that’s just me one story out of many
While writing mine im reading yours
And starting to understand where your coming from
Your not just young age wise
Ya mental still prepubescent
Your idea of what sexy is, is so elementary
And the way you added on FB
To scope my photos
Spy on my status messages
And check my wall
Fo signs that I might be fuckin him
was so high school
yea im on to you
(I keep my shit set to private cause of insecure chicks like you)
shoulda jus asked if that was ma lipstick on his collar
or if the scent that perfumed the nape of his neck
was from him resting his head on my cumulus clouds
as we slept the night away
your trying to figure out where his heads at
and a way to talk him into coming back
long afta he’s left you
but the way you came at me
ain’t the way ta make it happen
im a big girl doing big things
I don’t need him to fight my battles or defend me
In all ya scouting enemy lines yo missed that im an assassin
With my tongue as my weapon of choice
Sharper than a 2 edge sword
And I get off on choppin chicks like you down to size
When they come at me wrong
I get it! You fell for him
And he fell out the door
Now ur stuck pawning
after a man who don’t even acknowledge you
so you come at me trying to figure out if my bed is where he be
kinda disturbed by the fact that he chose the fat girl ova u
he don’t make my world go round
but that like for u he had is the axis your world spins on
get over it
Maybe just maybe one day
you’ll fall in love with yourself so deeply
The sex lives of everyone else wont matter so much to you
and you’ll be able to focus on the woman you should be
But then again in order for that to happen
you’d have to take your eyes off of them
and see the tragedy reflected in your own mirror
Lets take this poem as the fat girl singing
Its all the acknowledgement you’ll get
And after this ill hit delete
And you’ll cease to exist to me

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real-...
September 07, 2009 (Report It)

I love this blog mami, you know I´m a poetry fan ayway and you´re just off the hook! Truth expressed in the most beautiful form!! This goes straight to my favs after rating it with a big fat 5!

TheEr...
September 07, 2009 (Report It)

Real nice and that is exactly how you hurt a person with words because loving yourself is all that matters and even though it's well written i'm subtracting 10 points for the mispelled words so that gives you a 90% and please edit it and repost and leave it up there for the world to see...smooches
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finding love in trauma
7:16PM on August 30, 2009

its 8:42 pm my phone rings i could never have been prepaired for what i was about to be told. My friend whom i love dearly, i know her as ms tee you may know her as wetpzzy2009 was working as the female security guard at the milwaukee urban music awards and was shot. i lost my mind breath shortend heart beat clear out my chest speech patttern broken . rushing to get dressed so i can go be by her side. i arrive at the hospital to see 4 of my other friends and tees family and we wait as they prep her for surgery. they move us from the emergency department to the west wing of the hospitals family center it went from about 15 people to nearly 40 in a matter of minutes we spilled over into the chapel. when i tell you prayer is a powerful thing i am blessed to be able to say tee is fine. she required surgery and is going to have to be in the hospital for a week  and will have to cut back on dragonberry and chicken wings for a while.

in the course of all of that i got to thinking about the last time i told her i loved her and had to think back a few weeks. that was a terrible feeling. to think that I came that close to losing her and haddnt told her i loved her recently was a terrible feeling.wth all that being said ive gotten to the title of my blog. lastnight family came together and i say family loosely. there were friends along with blood relatives all touching and agreeing over her safety. in the midst of trauma love is found. i pray it never takes something that bad to make us all come together. i beseech you tell those that mean the world to you that you love them and SHOW it in you actions you never know what may happen tomorrow 2 hrs 2 mins 2 seconds from now life can be taken in the blink of an eye

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so all he had in him was 10 strokes lol
7:09PM on August 29, 2009

so a few weeks ago you may have been in my live house to catch a glimps of me fucking and i say glimps because thats all it was. this man laster 10 got damn strokes!!!! like are u flippin serious??? it was absolutly terrible....then had the nerve to attempt to jump bad and call me out on another site. to say the least i was livid! and wound up writing this.

I hate to be the one to inform you of this but ya sex is wack!
Wait scratch that u aint shit all together
I know more than I seem to
I may play an oblivious role but I see it all
And trust when the time comes
Ill speak my mind
Ive got a bit of an issue with that
I tend to do it no matta how I look
I call bullshit wit a quickness
Cant help but say you aint shit
when I see u oozing gastric fluid
and lately its seems as if
uve been bathing in intestinal juices
plain ol foul
I got what I needed
and the footage is makin
a nice amount in tips as a blooper
because u came so damn quick
I was always wondering y
u were forever movin on to the next chick
but now it makes perfect sense
you only got 10 strokes in you
and a few swipes of the clit
Duracell last longer than you
And im used to energizers
And even upgraded to a plug in
What I need 10 strokes and a lil clit rubbin 4
I can do that my damn self
I wish I had jus fucked u 9 months ago
id hav the stench of bullshit outta my repertory by now
you talk a good game on paper
but when the maths done
2+2 don’t equal 4 wit you
You get ½ the product divided by 10
Multiplied by 0 for a grand total of
NOT A GOT DAMN THANG
Me speaking my mind might look weak
But u wreak of insecurities
when u attempt to blast me
for callin you on ya bullshit
and u do it in such a child like way
you wanna b labeled a big boy
wit cha big toys
try doin big boy things
start slow cause ur on a beginners level
we’ll lead off with something as simple as
hanging on to your orgasm
a grown man should be able
to do betterthan 10 strokes and sum clit rubbin


****lmao i did it at poetry on tuesday and they fell the fuck out!!!
   

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TaQuilla
August 30, 2009 (Report It)

That's why I call you The Poetess! lol

pussy...
August 30, 2009 (Report It)

hahahahaha ....man he cannot be serious....!!!! His pride was hurt, thats why he talked about you....but got damn, I dont see why men talk shit when tey know they aint shit! =) great post....you gave me my first good laugh of the day! kisses PPG Da Freak
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update
1:57PM on June 18, 2009

about this time last month i posted on the boards about a fire that occured in my home ive been so caught up that i haddnt posted an update. so many ppl have been asking about how thinbgs were i figured id jus post the update....so things have been tough house hunting here in milwaukee has been a real chore you wouldnt believe sum of the things ive seen if i showed you pics let alone simply told you about it. but i think we may have finally found something. there are 2 houses were waiting to hear back from that will work for my family. ive been overwhelmed with everying thrown my way lately(the fire was jus the 1st dominoe) but i am thankful to everyone who has been checking in on me some of you guys have checked in on me more than my friends i see in my day to day life so that means a lot to me... i hope to be back in full swing really soon cause i really miss pervin with yall. i peek around here and there so be on the look out 4 me spying on u :0)

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a letter to santa from nori
11:03PM on December 17, 2008




Dear Santa,

i know ive been naughty this year

but i was only doing what u asked of me......

you asked to eat my cookies

so i offered them up to you.

you said you dont like milk so much

and gave me yours

said drink this for me

so i drank every last drop

you asked me to climb the north pole

and sit atop it and dont cum down

until it cums hard

You said let your sleigh

find its way around my globe,

so i did just that,

it took you awhile but u rocked my world.

Then you said let ya hair down

and ride Rudolph.....

no no no Santa i stopped u right there

this naughty lil angel does not do animals!!!

then my not so naughty lil angel

expect that coal under the tree

yayyy i will do just that

cause that is 1 fine black man

his dick is way bigger than yours

and he fills me to the max and then sum

oh and 1 more thing santa

hes a much better fuck than u are........

so leave me cole

and find sum1 else to get you off next year

love nori

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Seaso...
April 13, 2009 (Report It)

Just stop by to take a look

shino...
December 17, 2008 (Report It)

thas right nori make him pay what he owe!!!! (in my riley freeman voice)
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