I Got a New Dildo!
8:37PM on August 01, 2008
So remember I was venting about my bitch Pinky?!
Well she got replaced with an upgraded thicker, longer bitch! I think I wanna call her .... Well I don't know just yet what I wanna call her. Guess I should use her first huh?
I can't wait, I'm so excited. I waited patiently for a few days and the Rude Store was very fast about shipping her off. I ordered her Monday and she was here at 5:55pm Friday! Sorry I was like waiting on the UPS man to show up. LOL. I think I was a bit thirsty if you don't say!
But I'm so excited I never had a dildo this big! She is 9 inches long (that's nothing to me cuzz hubby is 10) and she is 1.5 in diameter (well the old one was only 1 in diameter). Can't wait to compare my new bitch to hubby's dick! If I'm not mistaken they are the same size. Especially when hubby has had a few Crunks ... Yeah! (mimicking Lil' Jon)
Later on tonight I'm planning on recording a video to break her in. Then ofcourse I will be in my private lobby waiting to put on a show for the first lucky man or woman to take me private!!!
Well I guess I need to find something to do until my batteries charge up huh? LMAO!!
Don't forget about the offer in the previous post titled "Dildo Blues"
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Anyways ... I've had this dildo for almost a year now. It was a gift from a female friend. So I've been using all this time and all of a sudden we have some problems. I don't know if its me or if its her! Okay so I have always had problems putting her in for the simple fact my pussy is so tight and she is quite bigger than my hole. That's why I love her so much! 
But also its because the tip is soft so it bends up when I go for the hole. But now its almost impossible to put her in there now. She sticks to my skin and makes it burn when I try to use her. 
She even hurts the inside of my pussy during use. Like I don't want to do private shows or make videos at all. And it got so bad to the point my pussy was quit sore and I couldn't have sex. Now hubby thinks something is wrong seriously! But I'm tryna get him to understand I'm not doing nothing wrong its the damn dildo! 
But hubby told me that he wont spend his hard earned money on a toy that I'm tryna replace him with! LOL sorry but hubby is quit paranoid. So I leave it in the hands of my fans. To whatever fan buys me a new dildo of any sort - it can be on my wishlist or it can be one of your choosing - I will send them a video just for them of me using the dildo. Meaning ... the video that I make I will be talking directly to the fan and using their name. I will not post the video anywhere on the Internet. If its a double headed dong then I will find another female to use it with - as hard as it may be. If a female buys the gift then she will have the option of being in the video with me provided she can be. 
