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 Rude Name: mort1mer
 I am a White Female 
mort1mer Is From:


United Kingdom
 Real Name: *Hidden*
 Age 41 & Born Mar 1, 1971
 I live in *Hidden* GB
 I am attracted to Males
 My Body is Curvy & am 5'5 high
 My Eye's are Hazel & Hair is Brown
 My Zodiac Sign is Pisces
 
  Favorite...
Fetish: Exhibitionism
Sex Toy: clitoral sex toys
Time for Sex: anytime
Position: doggie style
Porn Star: --
Sexual Partner: co-worker
Things: hard cocks
Sexual Fantasy: voyeurism
Body Style: large hands
Place to have Sex: outside
Foreplay: Cunnilingus
Body Part: arms
  Stuff about mort1mer
This is Off Limits: --
One thing I Hate: posers
One thing I Love: masturbating
My Best Feature is my: mouth
I can Play: nothing
I Lost my Virginity when I was: 15
I would like to meet: guys
for...: friends
Use Rude on Cell: NO
I have been in the Military: NO
I own a iPOD: YES
I have a Webcam: YES
Use Rude to:   Blog   Watch   Be Watched
  Sexy Stuff about mort1mer
My Boobs are: real
My Pussy is: hairy
My Ass is: large
My Body is: plump
My Cock is: na
In The Shower I: sing
I Visit Strip Bars: never
On a First Date, I like to: go out for dinner
Viewing a Porn Movie I: get horny as hell
I Masturbate: everyday
Favorite Sex Position: doggie style
I Have Sex: less then I'd like
Naked I look like: like the girl next door
I dumped someone: YES
I have been dumped: YES
  mort1mer In A Nutshell
I would like to meet guys for friends, however . is totally off limits. You should be aware that I masturbate everyday. My best feature is my mouth and I lost my virginity when I was 15. On a first date I like to go out for dinner. I have sex less then I'd like and visit strip bars never. I have never been in the military and in the shower I sing. I hate posers and I love masturbating. I can play nothing. My body is plump and my ass is large. Watching Porn I get horny as hell - my favorite porn star is --. My favorite foreplay is Cunnilingus. My favorite time for sex is anytime and my favorite sexual position is doggie style. I love having sex with co-worker and my sexual fantasy is voyeurism. Naked I look like the girl next door... Well, that's me in a nutshell!
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  mort1mer's Tech Stuff
I have a webcam: Yes
My O/S is: Windows XP
My Browser Type: Firefox
Connection Speed: Superfast 7mbps+
   

 My Mood History 
Happy
Happy
14%
Sad
Sad
5.1%
Curious
Curious
3%
Horny
Horny
74.2%
Angry
Angry
1.7%
Crazy
Crazy
0.8%
Stoned
Stoned
1.3%


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