Blogs > mondotoken'sRudeBlog!Ten years ago I happen to find myself at one of those uncomfortable psuedo liberal parties in the hills of hollywood where people usaully went to get not-so-quietly drunk, abuse pescription meds and talk about endless unfiltered politics .. i was there but for the good graces of my clique ,, a ragtag group of pirate nixons if i ever saw one .. It was a view into a world I had little use for but could not pull away from .. I had somehow come to take up the "token Black guy" position in this group and the cost of my vicarious entertainment at this party was the endless sermonizing and apologizing for slavery .. the righteous indignation at the audacity of blacks wanting reparations for said slavery .. As usual I just smiled and nodded at these displays of inept buffoonery and social awkwardness that emanted from "not Knowing" .. Hell, I even admit cupability by my very presence ...
...anyway this is rude.com and you're reading this for a juicy sex story ...
... The host of the party "Bill" had unknown to me ...promised to hook one of these arty farty types with a big black guy ... never mind that i was of medium height and build .. my bespectacled demeanor far from the mandingo she was looking for .. Yep, there's a saying in hollywood ... "They either wanna fuck of they wanna FUCK you " ... and this was unknown to me at the time .. my plight as it were.
Leslie had starred in a couple of C movie pics, was blond, frighteningly thin and had one of those fucked up page boy, ellen De Generes hair cuts .. Yeah, totally my type .. NOT !! .. I spent the evening alighting from one social group to the next ... most of the guests were talking about local indie music and bands ... a lot were talkin about the latest Wienerdog video [local performanceartist] ...Skat is really not my thing .. really .. Leslie spent her evening spot chasing me from clique to clique ... you just gotta love Los angeles social politics .. go to a party to a party just to hang out withthe friends you came with and if your're lucky .. you snowball into some one else's group of friends...
.. I always tried to tell myself that this wasn't me .. that I was so much better than the social climbers around me ... I was wrong ..
.. so, i guess I gotta get to the fuckin part ... Leslie was becoming increasingly fustrated to the point of heated distraction and had decided to lay it all on the line most bluntly ...
"What's a girl gotta do to get a little cock out of ya ?!!'
-what a lady-
I was unwilling to answer, perhaps due to the initial shock factor or perhaps that my answer would have elevated the threat level to red ...
"Do you want some whit pussy or not bra ?"
"Uhm-I guess not."
.. At this point Leslie "accidentally spilt her drink on my windbreaker and stormed off .. I was relieved and very, very ..wet.
I fought my way through the crowd only to find the restroom full of people having that "Scarface moment" with a pile of coke ...
.. Recreational drugs are only recreational if you can take the shit and avoid fucking with the clean people in the room ... People usually take that shit and start getting pissed at the square which was usually me ... anyway, i found my way to Bill's personal restroom which was off limits to everybody but Bill .. fuck'em .. He had placed me in the fire with that dried up twat any way ... I would quietly enjoy using his meticulously monogramed towels and gleefully pissing all over his oak toilet seat [Bill actually sat down to piss, because he didn't want to damage the material.] ..
.. Those towelswere fucking sweet and repressed twit that he is ... Bill even had fiber optics running through the towel rack that heated the material ...
... after cleaning my windbreaker to the best of my ability, I turned to find a woman seated on the toilet quietly pissing and nonchalantly starring at me .... I'd seen her in clique number seven that some of my people actually knew, but i hadn't caught her name ..
"Hey .. How's it goin ?"
"Were you sitting there the whole time?"
"Yup."
"Not saying anything .. cool with it ?"
"Yeah, so .. I'm not having a cow or nothin' ... 'sides,
I saw that old chick dump her drink on you .. totally fucked up."
"Excuse me, but you are using the bathroom aren't you?"
....she flushed ...
"I was."
.. I was still reeling from the fact that she was sitting there and then she stood up pulling her flowered granny panties up over suprisingly voluptuous thighs.
She smiled and said her name was Diana. She was wearing what looked to be a catholic school girl's uniform, knee high socks and all ..
... She looked like a white girl, but her voice branded her something else entirely .. kinda sounded a little street .. not in the forced show "bizzness" way you usually find at these parties. .
"Aren't you gonna use the john dude ?"
I didn't answer.
"Oh- Okay."
She turned her back to me.
"You might wanna step out side Leslie."
"Fuck no .. I was here first. Besides, what do you think i'm gonna do anyway?"
"Its just that ... uh, screw it."
I took that nagging piss. Forgot to piss on Bill's seat though.
Leslie explained that she had been squatting in the bathroom to get away from a paticularly annoying roommate who was trying to get into her pants.
I told her my story.
We talked and talked ... just about everything.
Leslie was from south LA and was actually half russian and half latina. She always downplayed her mixed heritage because people made a big deal out of it and constantly questioned her ...
... I told her I was all nigger ...
She laughed ... I was relieved .. Usually people got upset when I said the N word in un-african american company. It's okay to think it, but you just cant say it ...
" Wanna kick it ?"
"Huh?"
Leslie blinked her heavily shaded eyes and tapped me on the shoulder.
"You wanna go with me and vibe .. Just like .. Hang in a car and talk shit."
I nodded and followed Leslie out into the party. she had tied a sweater around her waist, but it did little to conceal her curvy bottom. I was nervous and a little anxious .. unfamiliar territory for me these days.
We ended up chilling in some body's honda civic and listening to the local college stations.
"Hey man, you feeling me ?"
"Yeah, I'm there."
It was honest ... It was REAL ...
... We just started going at it like fucking ANIMALS !!! ... not kissing ... JUST SUCKING ON EACHOTHER'S LIPS, TONGUES, CHEEKS AND CHINS ... my hand trying to grasp her breast through the vest and long sleeved shirt that covered it .. fingers prying into theshirt, popping buttons and reaching into the underwire bra to find a solid breast .. the nipple standing at attention ... hard as a bullet ... her grasping talon of a hand cupping my balls and package though my black jeans .. ripping the zippier down .. seeking to find my throbbing cock !! .. ripping through my under shirt and boxers .. grasping in her jeweled fingers .. and pulling into the moonlight my many veined penis ... Diana violently used her elbow to shove me back on the seat as she began to suck my pulsating member with the glee I've never seen before and have'nt since .. grasping my prick with both of her hands ... sticking her tongue into my urethra with abandon ... It was extremely wet and sticky .. I was reeling with lust and running my fingers through her raven locks finding a ornate hair pin .. Diana stopped abruptly and position herself between the front seats of whoever-the fucks-car that was ... she placed her palms on the dash board as I raised that plaid skirt with a crackhead like frenzy ... Her large panties were adorned with small hearts ... really cute actually .. Instead of pulling the panties down and off ... i pulled them deep into the crack of her juicy pale bottom .. It would have taken too much time to get them off in the small car ...
"Come on and stab me with it !!!"
I didn't disappoint.
.... I parted those perfect cheeks .. using my thumbs to separate he puffy vaginal lips and violently shoved my cock inside ... WE FUCKED ... WE FUCKEN FUCKED !! .. me, aching my back off the back seat .. her , throwing her ass into my pelvis .. THE SMACKING SOUND ALMOST DEAFINING !!! .. then I came ... I GUSHED A LITTER OF HOT DNA DEEP into the CRACK of HER BEAUTIFUL ASS !!! ... soiling all those little fucking hearts and the back her thighs .. my jeans were soiled as well. ...
... Diana quickly turned and gave me a short peck on the cheek ...
-she bounded out of the car and back up to the house.-
.... I ended up cleaning myself off to the best of my ability with some leaves from a nearby tree. Hell on the penis though ..
-I made my way quietly back into the house and back to my clique. ..
.... I was introduced to some dude named Steve .. and his girlfriend Diana.
I want you to lay down on your stomach. I'm gonna rub this vial of baby oil on your ass cheeks and then I'm going to rub my dick in the crack of your ass until I cum. Preferably, I'd like to rub said cum all over your ass cheeks with my dick.
Man, you crazy ... Crazy as fuck.
But I got money.
I pulled a loose wad of cash from my pocket and gestured towards the prostitute. She giggled like an old hag and reached for the money.
you sure that's all you wanna do right ? I mean you aint gonna slip inot the booty hole or nothin and claim it's some sorta accident or somethin ?!!
No.
Yo sure ?
Yes.
'ight .... I'll show you were to go.
I'd been driving down the street after a late night at the office when I'd spotted her walking along the cracked side walk as I waited at a red light. There was no doubt that she was a hooker. She was a big girl with even bigger hips. Wide flaring hips that moved almost of their own accord. She was wearing a garish loudly colored dress that accentuated her "Coke Bottle" figure and her availability probaly on the cheap. There seemed to be no one else at the intersection at this time of night so I just sat watching her move a little further off into the distance. What sold was ... the incredibly massive butt that jiggled under her cheap frock.
She looked back at me and began to strut up the street in a enticing display. I watched those meaty cheeks bounce up and down for all of five seconds before gunning it and skidding to a halt next to her.
Her name was Roxy. she claimed that she was "twenty two" [more like thirty two] and visiting from New Orleans.
She was african american, dark skinned with a gap in her extremely white teeth and was wearing a sandy brown wig.
She directed me to a shady looking motel near the freeway. I found myself thinking how convienent it would be to just hop on the freeway after I'd finished chasing my paticuliar dragon.
After being humilated at the BBW club and the Ms. Stetson debacle, I'd decided to go "underground" with my fetish. It was the safest thing to do considering that I'd become such a pariah at work. So, I'd begun sating myself on the toasted street rumps of black and latina street walkers. not that I didn't wanna squeeze one out on white girls, but usually they came in the Auswitch emaciated look, were just two damn gross or didn't fuck with black guys on order of their "black" pimp.
I'd found some great asses out here on the street, but guilt was getting to me. I'd resolved to do the hooker thing one last time when I saw Roxy.
This sure is wierd.
What can I say ... It's my thing.
Whut ? You scared of Aids or somethin ? ... I'm clean.
No, it's not that ... I just wanna do that one thing okay?!!
Don't get so sensitive .. I'm down with it.
I was already helping her out of her dress and marveling at the jiggly, black, spounge like rump before me.
Roxy politely patted a spot on the bed and I sat down. My cock was throbbing like crazy. It was as if it had a mind of it's own as she pulled it gently into the air and burried her mouth on it.
Roxy was wearing a barely there stark white panties and thong that dissappeared into her massive crack. I was impatient and pulled her boobs from the top. They fell loose and pendelous almost touching the floor with her large erect nipples.
Let's just do it now.
She stopped slurping on my member and looked at me in mock shock.
You really love ass dont you ?
It's ...complicated.
I was already pouring baby oil and simultaneously rubbing my cock into her massive butt cheeks. Rowy giggled like a school girl as my cock smoothly glided up and down the length of her indigo dark buttcheeks.
Unfortunately, I came too soon ... ten minutes into my routine, i was already spraying a monumental load across Roxy's ample cheeks and backside.
I'd barely finished when she stood up and casually strolled into the bathroom. I watched her hike up the rest of her skirt and wash her butt off with a towel way too small for that gargantuan ass.
It was at that moment that I felt like a true degenerate.
Later baby. She kissed me on the cheek and walked out of the motel room humming.
I sat on the bed starring at the closed door pondering my fate. I was no better than a real crack [cocaine] head, out in the wee hours of the night scrounging around , so paticular in my tastes searching for that perfect butt. I had to stop, yet didn't know how. I would seek the help of a therapist unlike the one I'd met in the BBW club. I wondered why I just couldn't find a girl that had all of the attributes I currently desired.
It was almost three in the morning and the towels were clean, so I took a shower. i figured that I'd ponder my fate over an original slam at Denny's or something.
I got dressed and opened the door.
There was a girl standing in the doorway with her hand raised, frozen in place as if she were going to knock. She smiled and lowered her hand.
Hi !! My name is Coco ... Roxy said you had a thing for big booty.
Coco was a somewhat petite, small dark skinned witha short frizzy hair tied off in a bun. She had a green ribbon tied around her head. she turned and revealed a amazing applebottom butt that looked like it belonged to a larger woman. She was wearing pocketless jeans and began shaking her gift.
I snatched her into the room and marveled as she peeled off her jeans and let me fondle that lump.
My redemption would, happily have to wait until another day.
