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bio, a lil ditty for yall
3:53PM on August 28, 2009

"When you write about us...and you will write about us, do so gently."
~Angels and Demons

I sleep during the day and live at night...when convenient, just because I can
Call me a Gadfly to most...friend to all. =]
When the Master orders your steps, who dare stand against you?
God is mii pilot, I'm here for the journey
I love because I'm loved back...that simple...no further stipulations
My life is epitome reductio ad absurdum
I speak when I have something important to say...I don't open my mouth to waste people's time
That leads me to my next point...I love to travel...I learn alot of local slang =]
My impression of you is what you make it
DC Go-Go is my love...and its parents, R&B and Rap...
Earth, Wind, and Fire ~ The Eternal Dance...Stevie Wonder ~ Songs in the Key of Life...SWV-Weak..."I will love you anyway, even if you cannot stay, I think you are the one for me, here is where you oughtta be..."
I believe everyone has a skill, science or art that God gave them to perfect...each is to produce their Mangnum Opus
To date, I've led an interesting life...met interesting people...done amazing things...had unique opportunities...I'm simply, grateful
Due to life, very few things I experience: shock, surprise, scare or amaze me anymore...it's honestly not you, you're more than likely cool with me, lol
Check it out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnum_opus
Did I mention I don't say unimportant things?
"The lips of wisdom are closed, except to the ears of Understanding"
I think...think...think...
Did I mention I like da colour blue?

I’m a general lover of the arts and sciences; I can enjoy the beauty of the human mind solving the most difficult problems of our time…or I can enjoy the sound of a finely composed song written to touch the innermost recesses of the mind, body and soul. I am a lover of nature; that untouched beauty and wonder of the natural world, designed by the Most Skilled Architect of the Universe in the very first six days of time. I am intrigued by the intermingling of government and religion, and captivated by its odd balance…

I study war, in order to be a steward of peace; and pray for the day I study war no more.

I am trained in battle and combat to deduce movements and understand the strategical implications and advantages of the enemy’s attack, so I am better able to ensure the safety of my family and home.

I love my family and friends; and very focused on their joy and happiness. First, I am a servant of God and of His people, second, a man – a family man, third, I'm an American by birth (God, Family and Country).

...now take all of that and wrap it into a twenty-six year old man, born and raised in Southeast Washington, DC. WOW.

I consider myself a philosopher of sorts, studying the classical arts and sciences of: grammar, rhetoric, logic, geometry, arithmetic, music and astronomy.

I am seeking to meet people who are intelligent, perhaps even wise beyond their years, and not so stuck on mundane things (money, cars and fashion). I seek those that are loyal to their beliefs and true to their word, I seek consistent, mature people to associate myself with.

when will people realize...it's not the money...the glam...or the outward show...those things come and go...but can you stand in the sun and the rain, that's the question, get at me if you know the answer.

Always build with sound materials
5:04PM on August 27, 2009

Make sure when you build, you always build with solid materials. Sound pillars of strength support the others; do not replace a strong pillar for that of beauty simply to accent a dark corner. You pillars will always stand and hold you up, a pillar not built for such causes will always crumble.

My heart hurt to see such a stable edifice shift its foundation...but I am a builder, I will not let the main pillar fall, but those pillars not made with strong mortar, those of crumbled beauty...will make a foundation shift, and if not watched by a wise pillar, will cause the whole edifice to fall.

The Conversation - Intermission (to my Rude Fam)
2:09PM on July 29, 2009

So...basically, this was a sample short story loosely based on something that happened....long ago

lol

I been on Rude for a min...I enjoy chillin with yall, and I wanted to share this series with you.

when I was 18, I started working for a research doctor looking into the root cause of mankind's suffering.

I had no clue where this research would take me...then I found Rude, I found all of yall, and basically, I thank yall for letting Dr. Enigma into your Rude shows and Rude Houses.

I do have a doctorate...and I still actively research...for work...basically I do what I call "personal councling" and s help people with spirtual guidance and I also manage people professionally in many industires and also represent business, famlies, etc (lemme kno what I can do for you). Also done work in government, nonprofit, education, public health, and information technolgy...i won't get too specific...

Through all my schooling, I learned about Freud and alot of the other "shrinks" that had theories on sex and human mental development...which I think that it's all pretty much bullshit. Rude is the spot where people can be who they are, not who people think them to be, so Rude is where I do alot my work. My favorite book is the Kama Sutra...I prefer the translation of Alain Danielou if you wanna grab it.

It's also what inspired me to get my perircing (apadravya)...pain before pleasure...and mentioned in the Kama Sutra.

Most of the Rude folks know I'm from DC...I like real...I try to give that back 24/7...and I learned basically, if someone isn't in touch with thier sexuality...1.) they're probally backed up...and 2.) they're not being real with themself.

I've had a share of odd expriences...I used to be one of those niave boys that ended up naked before I figured out what went down...so...then I decided the people I chill with...I prefer to understand them mind, body and spirit...so

- rape
- threesomes
- marathons
- contests
- sorority get togethers
- public
- BSDM

and shyt don't happen...unless I'm ready

I can go on....but those people were real. And Naya is that example of one who figured me out...back in my niave days.

So my research encompases the mind, body and spirit of human sexuality...and what occurs in life that makes us like or dislike what we do.


Enjoy the series, I plan to write more for yall.


~Dr. M. Enigma - 6' 9"
google meh

The Conversation - Part 2
2:00AM on July 29, 2009


"...Pick up a phone....email...smoke signal...something other than kidnapping...just to say some 'HEY BOO!!!' WHT DA HELL IS THAT SHYT!!!"

"I do what I want, when I want, how I want it."

LOL, Naya, your head is swolen, and you're trippin too much for me right about now."

RING RING..........

"U can answer it Boo, I'm not holding you against your will..."

"Coulda fooled me, and I wanna know why you did all this....HELLO"

"Bruh, you home you didn't hit me back?"
"Yea, I'm 10-33, I'll talk to u later."
"HUHHHHHHHHHHH???....okkkkkk.........."
...I so hope my brother remembers the code for officer in distress
:: click ::

ME: So yea, wassup Ms. Jones

Naya: not much, chillin and I'm not Ms. Jones, I'm Kennedy, I took my mother's last name after she divorced that guy.

ME: You still call him that guy...ok...KENNEDY...wait...wait....wait...............as in N.L. Kennedy, as in my afternoon appointment tomrrow?

Naya: Yes, I scheduled that appointment, are you hungry?

ME: HOLD UP...REWIND....take me home NOW.

Naya: Dr. Enigma

ME: Ms. Kennedy

Naya: Dr. Kennedy, excuse me...

ME: Well, if I had a cookie, I'd give it to you, the learned usually have sence to know its best not to comitt fellonies by moving people against thier will and stuffin them into planes on a BWI tarmac

[she starts biting her lip]

Naya: I see your skills are still polished up...and you're fired up as usual...have I made you really anrgy yet? HEHE...you gonna spank me???

ME: I have no skills, and yea. I'm hungry, where are you taking me to eat?

Naya: ok boo, whateva...and we're goin to Hamilton

ME: BERMUDA? how....

Naya: Don't worry, I got everything taken care of

ME: u got my my papers now....is this meal business or pleasure?

Naya: both...now take a nap...u been up all night at Zanzibar and on the waterfront messin with them hoes. you're studdering...I make u squirm?

ME: Cause I went to party with friends I gotta be messin with hoes....and why are following me? And you know well I wasnt messin with nobody down by the Waterfront.

Naya: No babe...you been messin with hoes cause you got the number of some b-ick named Candice in a blue dress and Shanelle wearing some stupid ass boots, I ain't mad...they did walk up to you.

ME: WTHAT DAAAA Fucccccccc...Imma jus...

Naya: "Shut up..." Like you always do...its best, right now, take a nap boo...we got a lonnng day....before you do, lemme tell you a bed time story...u want somethin to sip...? Jack...Remy...Hennnesy, I know you want brown...

(someone walks out the galley with a box and 2 glasses...the box reads 'Louis XIII de Rémy Martin')

I'm just staring at her...

Naya: ...I wanna show you something...the world is not as it seems, not as you've been studying...people have been confused, deceived and played games after games with since the beginning of time...since the very beginning of time...trying to confuse people...the great deception...I'm sure you've checked out Revelation.

ME: You have never been interested in my research and your sure as...

(she puts her finger to her lips...then goes to pour me a glass and hands it to me)

ME: You're not thirsty?

(she pours herself a glass and before she sips)

ME: Let's switch.

Naya: OK....cheers....

ME: ok doc...what did you study?

Naya: sacred thelogy

ME: YOUR JOKING...Ubi est mors victoria tua ubi est mors stimulus tuus?

Naya: Now the sting of death is sin: and the power of sin is the law. But thanks be to God, who hath given us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ.

ME: You got my attention...I need that nap.

::beep::

my Blackberry says "GPS ENABLED BY CARRIER"

The Conversation - Part 1
5:26PM on May 31, 2009


loosely based on a true story...names changed...situations embelished.
Here Goes


I shouldn't have partied like that last night...knowing that I had to eat up early...too late now.
Where are my house keys...shyt...I know I don't wanna ring the bell and wake everyone up...
All of a sudden, the night goes completly black...."WTF"
Someone says SHUT THE FUCK UP as a bag goes over my head and my arms are grabbed and I'm yoked up...
I'm kickin...these mothafuccas are as tall as me....THIS IS A SETUP

"MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!"

My head his metal, I hear doors....SCREECHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
Ok Enigma........panel van...at least 1 veichle behind......1...2.....3....4....
Turn....TUrn......1...2.....3.....4......5......................................................
"where the fu...."

"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" i feel something on my forhead....

....WHT is goin on...........


......over 45 mins pass....and I kno where I am........can only be the belt way..........295...........................wht the fuc...

counting............

Shackles...

I'm taken out of the van...

I hear a jet....wheels up....
1...2.....3.....4.............5.....

DING

I hear seatbelts unclicking....then I know I'm lost.....

The bag come off of my head...

I can't do nothin but laugh...hey boo she says...

I'm shakin my head and laughin..."u kno I'm mad at you right...."

"Don't be like that...u know you liked it"

"WTF do you mean don't be like that...! CANT YOU JUS FUCCIN KNOCK like everybody else!"