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Do Your Crying for the Living
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Do your Crying for the living, hustling their butter and lard, Cause dying comes easy, but it's the living that's hard. It's an everyday grind for that rice and grits, A constant watch for that number that never hits. From the crack of dawn till the setting sun, If you're a hustler, my man, your work just begun. You wake up in the morning that is, if you've been to bed Wondering where did you get such a miserable fucked up head. You stare in the mirror to see just how you stand, Forgetting you went broke last night dealing with the weed man. On your table your bankroll just two dimes and a penny. A Divine may not be God, but his cheap meals sure saved a many. Say you cop a choice chick and you're really doing great, The scratch is right and the set up looks straight. Yes, you've walked around chick less for many a moon, But after you pulled the first one, all the other ladies swooned. They're standing in line and don't mind waiting. Because you're of the sharpest dudes ever stepped out of The Net. Your broad becomes lazy, trifling and slack, And starts signifying about your not having a license to Mack. About the weather being bad and the business being slow, And the blue coat on the beat taking all her dough. Well, I can tell you, friend, your woman's just lying, Cause there's some good weed downtown, and your chick is buying. You probably think it's some other dude who's handsome and tall, But it's a little jasper broad, and she's cute and small. Now I know you don't go for a lot of flings like sucking her pussy and all of those things, But I can tell you, in the street they got pimps who'll suck your broad's pussy till her heart contents. So my advice to you is get on the ball, Bow your head, and that ain't all. Put your ass on her shoulder and knock that trick down, Keep your foot in her ass till the snow hits the ground. Make her straighten up and walk a chalk line, Or you'll be eating your next meal at A Divine.
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