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LadyRaine
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| Help Wanted - Submitted: Dec 09, 2008 02:39 PM
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Pay Rate : $20.00/hr plus shift differential
Filing deadline: 12/23/08
Selected candidate must be available for international travel, holiday and night work be able to lift heavy packages over sholder.
Skill to determine who has been naughty and nice, sleeping and waking, bad or good...Disperse and maintain holiday spirit when faced with turbulant weather and phyisical demands of driving a reindeer powered sleigh over 10,000 miles to accomodate 4 billion people in 16 hours...
other usefull skills: you own or can aquire a sleigh and 8 reindeer...( FAA requirement lead reindeer must have a red beacon mounted)...deciepher correspondence written in crayon...be able to consume 1 billion cups of luke warm hot chocalate and simular amounts of stale cookies.
Happy Holidays
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| Help Wanted - Submitted: Dec 09, 2008 02:46 PM
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| Help Wanted - Submitted: Dec 09, 2008 03:21 PM
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Must be able to say 'Ho Ho Ho' is a very loud voice while holding finger next to nose- Hey, are you calling me a HO?
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| Help Wanted - Submitted: Dec 09, 2008 05:19 PM
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ok im in but im not clearing up reindeer crap............................... 
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| Help Wanted - Submitted: Dec 09, 2008 07:36 PM
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| Help Wanted - Submitted: Dec 09, 2008 07:53 PM
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lol cute one 
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| Help Wanted - Submitted: Dec 09, 2008 07:56 PM
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LadyRaine
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| Help Wanted - Submitted: Dec 10, 2008 11:25 AM
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Kenny no clean up...thats the elfs job lol...just need to deliver like fed ex or ups...but the uniform is bright red
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