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| Do Americans actually know English? - Submitted: Feb 12, 2010 11:43 AM
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I've now tried to read & decipher 5 posts typed up by various American girls here on rude & can't make head nor tail of what's been typed.
Are you not taught English in school or do you not go to school?
Because your written English is shot to shit.
Have to say I've seen better written English from the Pole's & Koso's that live over here in the U.K
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| Do Americans actually know English? - Submitted: Feb 12, 2010 11:52 AM
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| Do Americans actually know English? - Submitted: Feb 12, 2010 12:11 PM
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<<< GUILTY. I guess im to stubborn for spell checks, and proof reading unless im in school or work....lol
I know its bad, but hey.
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| Do Americans actually know English? - Submitted: Feb 12, 2010 12:11 PM
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DECIPHER?.....LMAO 
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| Do Americans actually know English? - Submitted: Feb 12, 2010 12:17 PM
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Roguey Hun , IŽam here to help ...............
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| Do Americans actually know English? - Submitted: Feb 12, 2010 12:18 PM
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Or you might want to take this one 
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| Do Americans actually know English? - Submitted: Feb 12, 2010 01:25 PM
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typoneese... isn't that a
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| Do Americans actually know English? - Submitted: Feb 12, 2010 03:21 PM
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decipher[di-sahy-fer] verb (used with object)
1. to make out the meaning of (poor or partially obliterated writing, etc.): to decipher a hastily scribbled note.
2. to discover the meaning of (anything obscure or difficult to trace or understand): to decipher hieroglyphics.
3. to interpret by the use of a key, as something written in cipher: to decipher a secret message.
4. Obsolete. to depict; portray.
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| Do Americans actually know English? - Submitted: Feb 12, 2010 04:55 PM
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DECIPHER?.....LMAO
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Spelt correctly as far as the English language goes , not sure about American as you tend to butcher a lot of words with simplified spellings...
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| Do Americans actually know English? - Submitted: Feb 12, 2010 05:53 PM
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Original Post by clitlicker
Spelt correctly as far as the English language goes , not sure about American as you tend to butcher a lot of words with simplified spellings...
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Lazy and lack of education/caring. Says a lot about our society....I love this poem
The Chaos
by G. Nolst Trenite' a.k.a. "Charivarius" 1870 - 1946
Dearest creature in creation
Studying English pronunciation,
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse
I will keep you, Susy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye your dress you'll tear,
So shall I! Oh, hear my prayer,
Pray, console your loving poet,
Make my coat look new, dear, sew it!
Just compare heart, beard and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it's written).
Made has not the sound of bade,
Say said, pay-paid, laid, but plaid.
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as vague and ague,
But be careful how you speak,
Say break, steak, but bleak and streak.
Previous, precious, fuchsia, via,
Pipe, snipe, recipe and choir,
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, shoe, poem, toe.
Hear me say, devoid of trickery:
Daughter, laughter and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles.
Exiles, similes, reviles.
Wholly, holly, signal, signing.
Thames, examining, combining
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war, and far.
From "desire": desirable--admirable from "admire."
Lumber, plumber, bier, but brier.
Chatham, brougham, renown, but known.
Knowledge, done, but gone and tone,
One, anemone. Balmoral.
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel,
Gertrude, German, wind, and mind.
Scene, Melpomene, mankind,
Tortoise, turquoise, chamois-leather,
Reading, reading, heathen, heather.
This phonetic labyrinth
Gives moss, gross, brook, brooch, ninth, plinth.
Billet does not end like ballet;
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet;
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Banquet is not nearly parquet,
Which is said to rime with "darky."
Viscous, Viscount, load, and broad.
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation's O.K.,
When you say correctly: croquet.
Rounded, wounded, grieve, and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive, and live,
Liberty, library, heave, and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven,
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the difference, moreover,
Between mover, plover, Dover,
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police, and lice.
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label,
Petal, penal, and canal,
Wait, surmise, plait, promise, pal.
Suit, suite, ruin, circuit, conduit,
Rime with "shirk it" and "beyond it."
But it is not hard to tell,
Why it's pall, mall, but Pall Mall.
Muscle, muscular, gaol, iron,
Timber, climber, bullion, lion,
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, and chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor,
Ivy, privy, famous, clamour
And enamour rime with hammer.
Pussy, hussy, and possess,
Desert, but dessert, address.
Golf, wolf, countenance, lieutenants.
Hoist, in lieu of flags, left pennants.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rime with anger.
Neither does devour with clangour.
Soul, but foul and gaunt but aunt.
Font, front, won't, want, grand, and grant.
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say: finger.
And then: singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, age.
Query does not rime with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post; and doth, cloth, loth;
Job, Job; blossom, bosom, oath.
Though the difference seems little,
We say actual, but victual.
Seat, sweat; chaste, caste.; Leigh, eight, height;
Put, nut; granite, and unite.
Reefer does not rime with deafer,
Feoffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Dull, bull, Geoffrey, George, ate, late,
Hint, pint, Senate, but sedate.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific,
Tour, but our and succour, four,
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, guinea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria,
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean,
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.
Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion with battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, key, quay.
Say aver, but ever, fever.
Neither, leisure, skein, receiver.
Never guess--it is not safe:
We say calves, valves, half, but Ralph.
Heron, granary, canary,
Crevice and device, and eyrie,
Face but preface, but efface,
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust, and scour, but scourging,
Ear but earn, and wear and bear
Do not rime with here, but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew, Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, clerk, and jerk,
Asp, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.
Pronunciation--think of psyche--!
Is a paling, stout and spikey,
Won't it make you lose your wits,
Writing "groats" and saying "grits"?
It's a dark abyss or tunnel,
Strewn with stones, like rowlock, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict, and indict!
Don't you think so, reader, rather,
Saying lather, bather, father?
Finally: which rimes with "enough"
Though, through, plough, cough, hough, or tough?
Hiccough has the sound of "cup."
My advice is--give it up!
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| Do Americans actually know English? - Submitted: Feb 12, 2010 10:32 PM
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<<< GUILTY. I guess im to stubborn for spell checks, and proof reading unless im in school or work....lol
I know its bad, but hey.
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i guess we al lhave times like that, you know the whole miss spelling thing, but some people get way out of hand with it. the thing that gets on my nerves the most is when you are trying to text people or email them and they do that shit and you are like what the hell are you saying to me... lol.... and with all that ttyl brb ttfn lmfao ioh ect... what the hell??? can you say lazy. iguess it wouldnt be so bad if it happened every once and a while but that kinda of stuff happens all the time. well if one thing is for sure they do not teach english like they used to! i mean think about it people that are middle aged and older would never do that and now all of the youger kids are going it.. what is english going to come 2?? i mean i am not the best speller but oh man at least i try to get it close instead of all this other shit ! ! ! lol... it all just makes me think of all the shit that has changed in this world...
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| Do Americans actually know English? - Submitted: Feb 13, 2010 12:17 AM
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Do Americans actually know English?...I'm afraid not.
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| Do Americans actually know English? - Submitted: Feb 13, 2010 01:22 AM
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Hey we can't even agree that English is our National Language...
and some did try to make ubanics - acceptable Scholarly verbiage...
Is it any wonder no matter how much we spend on education... Government schools produce this mess... Even when Right we PC excuse it as wrong...
"Word Problem
Wilmington, North Carolina, school officials punished a 4th grade teacher in September for describing a stingy literary character as "niggardly" during a class discussion, according to the Associated Press. After Williams Elementary School teacher Stephanie Bell used the word, an African American parent claimed that it was offensive because it sounds like the racial slur "nigger." Although "niggardly" has no etymological connection to the epithet, the school has demanded that Bell refrain from using it and participate in sensitivity training."
(http://www.edweek.org/tm/articles/2002/11/01/03briefs.h14.html?tkn=YTUDmOGUhnCeI4hbPUg5DEEN2xwQogJ7ivwN)
Agenda.... Why are vouchers not a good idea? Competition removes control, through free choice...
Agenda..."PC" to victimize and disable the American psyche
It would be unfair to force people to actually learn or be required to learn English or require it to be used on official forms... We must cater to the lowest common denominator.... rather than expect people to raise their level of capability... We can only lower our expectations of what people can achieve - we are all victims of circumstance and you must accept our incompetence because we are disabled by our unfair situations.
See I know Liberal-ese too ;-}}}
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| Do Americans actually know English? - Submitted: Feb 13, 2010 02:07 AM
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and alot of edits going on. OFW. now thats funny. im here to perv not go back to school. dont have to know how to spell to watch dick and pussy.
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| Do Americans actually know English? - Submitted: Feb 13, 2010 08:07 AM
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Original Post by roguey-baby
decipher[di-sahy-fer] verb (used with object)
1. to make out the meaning of (poor or partially obliterated writing, etc.): to decipher a hastily scribbled note.
2. to discover the meaning of (anything obscure or difficult to trace or understand): to decipher hieroglyphics.
3. to interpret by the use of a key, as something written in cipher: to decipher a secret message.
4. Obsolete. to depict; portray.
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I KNOW what it means, I was just saying it was a funny word.....lol
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