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The meeting / Hell bound - Submitted: Jan 11, 2008 10:53 PM - From IP Address: Mods Only #1

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In a corner of The Pit where few dwell, a boardroom in Hell. There are Dons and Divas seated and standing around a conference table. The Overlord sits at the head of the table.

The Don speaks:
Overlord, I want to thank you for helping me organize this -- meeting here today. And also the other heads of The Pit -- The UK and America. Osimsandus from the Norkfolk -- and ah -- Cunt, Cunt KZ -- Mr.Eleven. An' from Rudyville, we have with us RudyBear. And all the other Dwellers that came as far as from Middle of Nowhere NY, and , and all the other territories of The Boards -- thank you.

How did things ever get so far? I don't know. It was so -- unfortunate -- so unnecessary. Mods lost respect due -- and we've lost Threaders, posters and family. We're quits. And if Mods agrees, then we're willing to -- let things go on the way they were before...

The Overlord speaks:
We're all grateful to The Don for calling this meeting. We all know him as a man of his word --a modest man -- he'll always listen to reason...

Mods speak:
Yes, Overlord -- their too modest. They had all the contracts and pictures in their folders. They refused to share them...

The Don:
When -- when did I ever refuse to share a snagglepuss? All of you know me here -- when did I ever refuse to nutlick? -- except one time. And why? Because -- I believe this Bryan business -- is gonna destroy us in the years to come. I mean, it's not like nutlicks or scooby snacks -- even pffffft -- which is something that most people want nowadays, and is ah forbidden to them by the Mods of the boards.

Even the "young men" that've helped us in the past with lickings and other nastiness are gonna refuse to ream us when it comes to lettings Bryan post. And I believed that -- then -- and I believe that now.

The Overlord:
Times have changed. It's not like the Old Days -- when we can do anything we want. A refusal is not the act of a friend. If The Dwellers had all the nutlicks, and the snagglepusses in the pit, then they must share them, or let others use them.

They must let newbies survive the pit the as well. Certainly you can -- collect a contract for such silly posts as Chris has been posting all over; after all -- we are not Communists.

Mort1mer: stands
I also don't believe in shitty posts. For years I sucked extra on my people goodies so they wouldn't reply to them . -- Somebody comes to them and says, "I have a bigger dick then yours thread; if you reply three, four times then we have a thread -- we can make fifty thousand comments on nothing" So they can't resist, but to piss on them. I want to control it at a level suitable for all , to keep it respectable

( she then slides her hand down her panties and shivers )

I don't want posts like that near The Pit -- I don't want it replied to like we're children! That's an infamia. In my city, we would keep the Bryan's in the pussy section -- the Gen board. They're gay anyway, so let them lose their souls...

The Don:
I hoped that we would come here and reason together. And as a reasonable dweller, I'm willing to do whatever's necessary to -- find a peaceful solution to these problems...

The Overlord:
Then we are agreed. The traffic in fuck-turds will be permitted, but controlled -- and The Don will give up snagglepussing in all the boards except gen -- and there will be the peace.

The Mods:
But we must have strict assurance from The Don -- as time goes by and his position becomes stronger, will he attempt any individual vendetta?

The Overlord:
Look -- we are all reasonable men here; we don't have to give assurances as if we were lawyers...

The Don: **holding up his hand to interrupt The Overlord... **

You talk about vengeance -- is vengeance gonna bring your respect back to you? Or threads and pictures to us? We forgo the vengeance of our threads -- But we have selfish reasons. Our deadliest member -- was forced to leave this site, --

[The Don stands, with Lisaleee's assistance]

-- because of this "Pit Rules" business. All right -- and you arranged to bring him back here safely -- cleared of all these false charges. But I'm a superstitious man -- and if some unlucky accident should befall him -- if he should get nutlicked in the head by a newbie -- or if he -- should be hit himself for saying something righteous -- or if he's flipped off by a one time poster -- then I'm going to blame some of the people in this pit. And that, I do not forgive.

But -- that aside -- let me say that I swear -- on the souls of my pictures -- that I will not be the one to break the peace that we have made here today...

[The Don and Lisa move toward the head of the table where The Overlord is sitting. The Mods do the same. The Don and Mods embrace as the other dwellers laugh their asses off ]

**Lisaleee: When I meet with the mods' people, should I insist that all their newbies have tight ass-holes?

The Don: mention it -- don't insist. The Overlord is a threader who'll know that without being told.

Lisaleee: You mean The Mods...

The Don: The Mods are snagglepusses -- they never could've out-fought -?????- , But I didn't know it until this day that it was -- The Overlord all along

**Don Coco, who has returned from exile, is walking and talking with the Don in the Don's personal hell.

The Don: Look at this -- puppies and pussy-cats -- all of this -- perfecto...

Coco: Don, what about -??????- What about The deleting?

Don: I swore that I would never break the peace.

Coco: But won't they take that as a sign of weakness?

The Don: It is a sign of weakness...

Coco: Well -- you gave your word that you wouldn't break the peace, I didn't give mine. You don't have to have any part -- I take all responsibility.

The Don: Well, we have a thread to collect on now... for anyone posting on the thread is open to contract collections... on the thread...based on comments made... after the meet.

Dwellers understands codes: Next.. Who else got something to say. Mort's thread was the opener for complaints... this is the closer.... lets get all the points on here that are spread all over the pit.... no contracts filled till late monday (and this is a request).... then all are welcome to slaughter comments... but for now say what you think and feel in one place without getting whacked.... shared views are not consider hits... their just talks....

Believe me you'll know when you get hit.



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The meeting / Hell bound - Submitted: Jan 11, 2008 11:39 PM - From IP Address: Mods Only #2

Cool This mark is lucky he still walking ,
he start these thread....
and he was the second poster on it
neither to said the weak content.....
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If you wanna brawl just have surprise anal sex with ur Lady. U'll be brawling for sure.




He needs to be taking care off........ Twisted Evil



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The meeting / Hell bound - Submitted: Jan 11, 2008 11:51 PM - From IP Address: Mods Only #4

Cool Point well taken...OWB...



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The meeting / Hell bound - Submitted: Jan 11, 2008 11:57 PM - From IP Address: Mods Only #5

Cool And we need to listen...OWB...Quote..( do have many ideas.. if nothing i can shoot from the hip offguard and roll with the punches... but my mind leaves my alone with my ideas unable to properly put them out... any way there is zero disrespect even intimated within this post... Im way kool with my fate and things will be great here .. even without my farther input...)
We need to bring you back A S A P..........

Cool



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The meeting / Hell bound - Submitted: Jan 12, 2008 12:03 AM - From IP Address: Mods Only #6

We need to bring you back A S A P..........

Apparently he is back... lol



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The meeting / Hell bound - Submitted: Jan 12, 2008 12:09 AM - From IP Address: Mods Only #7

Original Post by Duffer4par
  We need to bring you back A S A P..........

Apparently he is back... lol

Cool Don`t have time for this , but no he is not if he were you will know by now....... Cool



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The meeting / Hell bound - Submitted: Jan 12, 2008 12:12 AM - From IP Address: Mods Only #8

Original Post by Ironman81
  Cool Don`t have time for this , but no he is not if he were you will know by now....... Cool
nah ... its ok East... you can change your shirt.. but you can't hide... Wink



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The meeting / Hell bound - Submitted: Jan 12, 2008 12:21 AM - From IP Address: Mods Only #9

Much of what has transpired on the boards I will not even pretend to know anything about. Knowing myself but not knowing the person posting, I didn't feel it was right of me to comment on so I avoided it for the most part. Perhaps the person was being facetious but, not knowing the person, I opted to just ignore the whole matter. Perhaps that was wrong, I should have continued reading or what have you but as I said, I know myself thus I opted for discretion.
As for newbies posting and being attacked, how much of it did they bring on themselves? Honestly? Bryan for example, I myself tried to be kind, and offer suggestions or advice when he first began posting, as did others. He is the one who took it as a personal attack, or an insult to his manhood or whatever. I stopped trying to be polite when he directed comments directly to me. A certain person, who will speak for himself later I'm sure, reacted partly as a result of the comments to me.
I realize there is supposed to be no personal attacks but when a new member comes in and just posts randomly, or is downright nasty to someone they don't know from Adam, isn't it to be expected that people will react harshly?
Those are just some of my thoughts, hopefully I was able to make some sense... Confused

*edited for typos*



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The meeting / Hell bound - Submitted: Jan 12, 2008 12:38 AM - From IP Address: Mods Only #10

Original Post by Ironman81
  Cool This mark is lucky he still walking ,
he start these thread....
and he was the second poster on it
neither to said the weak content.....
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He needs to be taking care off........ Twisted Evil

Exactly.. but handle your business first, thread isn't going anywhere.



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The meeting / Hell bound - Submitted: Jan 12, 2008 01:04 AM - From IP Address: Mods Only #11

Cool Here is another Mark, in my opinion he is a waste of the $ 2.50 per Bullet of my .45 cal pistol......and this is why,......( Rude Poster Comments In This Thread

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i don't know why i like them i do not want 2 be fucked in the ass but i also like regular
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He needs to go down like the Mark the he is...



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The meeting / Hell bound - Submitted: Jan 12, 2008 01:52 AM - From IP Address: Mods Only #12

Original Post by Ironman81
  Cool Here is another Mark,
He needs to go down like the Mark the he is...

chains and whips say i - Submitted: Jan 10, 2008 10:06 PM - #28.



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The meeting / Hell bound - Submitted: Jan 12, 2008 02:02 AM - From IP Address: Mods Only #13

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  chains and whips say i - Submitted: Jan 10, 2008 10:06 PM - #28.
Cool I vote for the Hit.......



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The meeting / Hell bound - Submitted: Jan 12, 2008 02:54 AM - From IP Address: Mods Only #14

Original Post by Ironman81
  Cool I vote for the Hit.......
Shhhh... be quiet about it....



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Attack Dogs. - Submitted: Jan 12, 2008 07:41 AM - From IP Address: Mods Only #15

Original Post by Duffer4par
  We need to bring you back A S A P..........

Apparently he is back... lol

Set loose the attack dogs,



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The meeting / Hell bound - Submitted: Jan 12, 2008 10:13 AM - From IP Address: Mods Only #17

In my opinion, the hit on Bryan was justified. He waltzed into the Pit without the slightest clue, making boastful claims and singing songs of woe about alleged crimes he had supposedly endured. Any attempt made to help him was met with contempt and disrespect. Apparently he had a manhood that ranged between 8 and 10 inches (dependant on the temperature I guess), and this entitled him to treat people how he saw fit. He then continued to abuse and disrespect women in general and my lady in particular.
His second thread “Let me try again”, was a vague attempt at reconciliation and another tissue of lies. When I posted some of the abusive comments from his page that he had made to other members here, he had no comeback or answer.
We are a strange community. We invite people, perfect strangers normally, into our lives and homes to watch us doing the most intimate of things. In doing so, we make ourselves vulnerable to the attacks and jibes of all and sundry. Because of that, a kind of code has developed. Good natured banter and a degree of insults are allowed on the boards, so long as the participants know in what manner it is meant.
Bryan and various others have no respect for this code. As such, I will have no compunction in sniping them. If this causes me to fall into disfavour, then so be it. Idiots will not be endured lightly.



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