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Brawling Pit > Why the Pit needs assholes....
- Submitted: Feb 10, 2009 12:15 AM - From IP Address: Mods Only

hi perv :o



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Brawling Pit > Why the Pit needs assholes....
- Submitted: Feb 10, 2009 12:09 AM - From IP Address: Mods Only

hi rudy.i need to catch up on rude gossip....send me a mail and fill me in :o



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Brawling Pit > Why the Pit needs assholes....
- Submitted: Feb 10, 2009 12:04 AM - From IP Address: Mods Only

for now....hi rudy. ca va?



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Brawling Pit > Why the Pit needs assholes....
- Submitted: Feb 09, 2009 11:45 PM - From IP Address: Mods Only

fine_shine :o



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Brawling Pit > Just remembering those old TV shows...
- Submitted: Nov 23, 2008 01:48 AM - From IP Address: Mods Only

couldn't be bothered looking through everything.its almost 7am and i'm extremely drunk.....but I hope people have put Monty python,porridge,goodnight sweetheart and rising damp...oh and Reginald Perren.classic



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Brawling Pit > Just remembering those old TV shows...
- Submitted: Nov 17, 2008 08:20 PM - From IP Address: Mods Only

"We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun."

BEST LINE EVER!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:



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Brawling Pit > Change at last!
- Submitted: Nov 07, 2008 09:35 AM - From IP Address: Mods Only

Original Post by RudyBear800
  TC you have been hit in the head too many times by tennis balls :wink:
nah,just bored and kinda hyper
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Brawling Pit > Change at last!
Change at last! - Submitted: Nov 07, 2008 09:30 AM - From IP Address: Mods Only

We have fought for this for 400 years and finally change is here. It is a decision that will rock the free world as we know it. Amen,praise the lord,change is finally upon us. No longer will we be kept down, we have finally been heard. This wasn't just a victory for security companies and and insurance companies, but a victory for the whole nation. I am extremely fearful though, what if there is an attempt on its security. I guess we wont hear about it if there is.

Ladies and gentleman, I give you...... our next anti ATM theft device



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Brawling Pit > Obama ......... just yet another post ..
- Submitted: Nov 07, 2008 09:09 AM - From IP Address: Mods Only

Original Post by RudyBear800
  May the IRA Knee-Cap you
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Brawling Pit > Obama ......... just yet another post ..
- Submitted: Nov 07, 2008 09:00 AM - From IP Address: Mods Only

As for all this Obama crap......Well done to him, hope he does well but jesus christ, stfu with "president of the free world" and "not just America's president,he is the worlds president".He is not my president, and to me crying or caring over some overpaid hack sitting in an office is a monumental waste of my time I could not care less about politics here, not to mind the states.Gobo from Fraggle rock could be president and I still wouldn't care. America will still remain the most hated country in the world, bar none.

predicted future policies include:

1. More doughnuts for baseball players
2. Attack some more weak countries for a laugh
3. The construction of more MacDonald's/burger king next to primary level schools to get the kids while their young
4. Increase the arrogance and sheer irritable factor of every American abroad.

In summery, good luck obama and i hate politics and some Americans(not all) some of u are quite nice :o



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Brawling Pit > Obama ......... just yet another post ..
- Submitted: Nov 07, 2008 08:47 AM - From IP Address: Mods Only

Original Post by RudyBear800
  Anti hunting right?
Who is cruel enough to hunt their mother/fathers sister?



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Brawling Pit > ROLL FUCKING CALL – OR ELSE!!!
- Submitted: Nov 01, 2008 03:01 AM - From IP Address: Mods Only

present and correct...........and while I'm here, I caught 10 minutes of a baseball match tonight. Is that what American children are aspiring to be(american athletes)? 20 obese guys having near heart attacks whilst trying to run in a circle with the main aim being to get back to their tunnel and fill their mouths full of some disgusting black substance...im guessing tobacco and proceed to spit it around the grass of the park.....the same grass that their team-mates in 10 minutes time will collapse upon with a doughnut sticking out of their gob.

The owners can pay a billion for a player but can't install a gym in the stadium? sillyness...............oh and dont get me started on the commercials every 4.7 seconds



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Brawling Pit > Hypnotherapy
- Submitted: Oct 19, 2008 12:34 AM - From IP Address: Mods Only

Original Post by mort1mer
  Well, where to start..............?

I went for Hypnotherapy just under two weeks ago and as some of the more eagle eyed ones will have noticed (or the ones who give a shit) I've not been here since.

As most of you will know I don't really give a flying fuck about airing stuff on here so I will tell you what happened...as briefly as I can!

Firstly it did not stop me from smoking. Secondly I would not wish it on my worst enemy!

I lost roughly 4 days of my life. I could not speak without slurring or could not think of the words I needed to say. I lost the use of my arms – they felt like lead weights and I could not even open drawers or turn keys in locks....the whole thing was really weird!

I ended up going back to be re-hypnotised which made me even worse and I eventually ended up at the hospital.

Turns out I had a mini 'breakdown' induced by the hypnosis but ultimately down to all the stress I'm under both at work and in my personal life.

So........I wont be about as much as before. I'm trying to get out as much as possible and be with friends instead of sat at home in front of the computer.

I wont be able to reply to a lot of emails or comments on my page coz at the moment I am only here for a couple of hours a week, if that.

I'm putting this here as I don't see the sense in sending a shout when 50% of my 'buddies' don't know who the fuck I am, just that I have tits.

So now is the time to say' hello' and I love you all and I wish you lots and lots of love!

Mort
xxxx

Wow,that's kinda hilarious, whilst extremely freaky at the same time.It reminds me of a time in Auckland when my boss gave me 2 "party pills"which for some reason are legal there) on a Friday night clubbing session with a few others(, and i woke up in my houses garden on the Sunday morning with a cat sleeping on me. Luckily, my housemates were able to fill in the comedy that followed from Friday night getting home and trying to open the door with a rock......to me waking up. good stuff!!!

Enjoy the outside world Mort...its fun :shock:



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General > Eloquent comment
- Submitted: Oct 08, 2008 02:06 AM - From IP Address: Mods Only

Also...........

BABY MY YOU ARE INCREDIBLY BOILING HOT. IF YOU INTEREST ITSELF YOU I OFFER FREE HOLIDAYS IN GREECE WITH RETURN GOOD FUCK . THEY WILL BE PERFECT .............



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General > Eloquent comment
- Submitted: Oct 08, 2008 02:05 AM - From IP Address: Mods Only

I posted this before,Its a fan mail,over a year old and still my personal fav.has me in stiches every time!!

hi, bebe,

i am dream. yes, u r my dream.
I am crzay 4 u bebe, u r so cute, energy and gorgeous. i love ur style. u r the most woman i v ever seen. my favoriate. no one can compare with u. i love u so much.

I come from beijing and in New york Columbia University to start my new life here. so maybe we can hand out and date some day and i want taste every part of ur body, lick every inches of ur skin. ur pussy, ur eyes, ur ears, ur hairs, ur neck, ur legs, ur feet. oh, bebe, i am crazy 4 u. i wanna meet u. i am not madman so dont be afraid. i am just ur fan, ur slave, ur man, and i wanna do every thing 4 u.

and if u wanna come2 China, 4 2008 olympics maybe, i can hand out and company with u. and we can wondering around China and even the whole aisa to wherever u want. we can make love day and night, byside the lake and bathing in the sun shine. in a word, i d love to be with u. and give u the best experience, we can also be partners if we r match, i dont mind showing 2 others about me and my woman. cause we r perfect that others d like to watch us. i love ur beauty and ur open character. i m proud of u as a friend. i am fan of u. i am ur man, ur admirartion forever.

and if u have boyfriend or husband already, that s ok 4 me, I am very open and gentle, I d like 2 play couples, triples or groups with u as long as u prefer. everything is ok. u r gorgeous, that s enough 4 me now. I wanna bring u happiness, that is all. be happy, bebe. my yahoo is xxxxxxxxxxxxx@yahoo.com.cn,my MSN is xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com,drop me on and keep posting.

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General > Another Movie Title Puzzle
- Submitted: Oct 05, 2008 10:13 PM - From IP Address: Mods Only

The Hustler
Daredevil
Tango and cash?
The Rock



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General > Another Movie Title Puzzle
- Submitted: Oct 05, 2008 10:11 PM - From IP Address: Mods Only

whalerider
coffee and cigarettes
stickmen
The Game



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Brawling Pit > Get It Off Your Chest!
- Submitted: Sep 26, 2008 07:21 PM - From IP Address: Mods Only

Original Post by Sniper101
  You Brits are always knocking Judy Dench..why?..sweetp and I just watched a fantastic movie.." Mrs. Henderson Presents"..1940s London..just a great fucking movie!
Not a brit, but i still like to refer to her as Dame Judy Bitch!!! Get the old M back in the bond movies, even if hes a corpse.would be more entertaining than Dame Judy Bitch!!!



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Brawling Pit > The PIT Half Million Views!
- Submitted: Sep 22, 2008 04:00 PM - From IP Address: Mods Only

what new idiot? i want that fu female character back!

yes mort..thats ok :d



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Brawling Pit > The PIT Half Million Views!
- Submitted: Sep 22, 2008 03:43 PM - From IP Address: Mods Only

just kidding.How is everyone? :o



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Brawling Pit > The PIT Half Million Views!
- Submitted: Sep 22, 2008 03:43 PM - From IP Address: Mods Only

Fuck the assholes in the Pit and fuck the morons on the general board and Fuck the ass kissing mods on the op boards!!!!!!!



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Brawling Pit > Amsterdam .........here we come
- Submitted: Sep 10, 2008 11:47 AM - From IP Address: Mods Only

oh and don't drive under the influence :d



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Brawling Pit > Amsterdam .........here we come
- Submitted: Sep 10, 2008 11:47 AM - From IP Address: Mods Only

Original Post by MrElevenInch
  So you vote for BMW M5 Hue .......I'll be inhaling like a faulty vacuum :mrgreen:

And the RLD had better watch out for me :twisted:

The ladies in the windows are out of this world stunning!!! Be careful how drunk you get before u visit though, I have heard allot of guys misjudge who they are visiting whilst drunk and get a nasty surprise when inside. lol. Those windows are generally out of sight, down alleyways etc.

customs have around 80 dvds,sunglasses,jeans and tops belonging to me, the bastards.Ill never forgive them for that. AMAZING city though!!

Have a great time 11, and I'm guessing u have been before, in which case.ignore my stupid advice!!! :o



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Brawling Pit > THE N.F.L..... FINALLY!!!
- Submitted: Sep 10, 2008 11:36 AM - From IP Address: Mods Only

Original Post by hue-2-go
  Go to see a true ruff-n-tumble ,Hurling !!
Yes, that compared to these American padded sports is brutal. I played for 2 years in school(Its called camogie for females) and decided to stop 1 day after getting my helmet knocked off,a hurley square in the mouth and another on my knee.......all in 1 action by 3 bitch opponents :o



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