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Brawling Pit > Hair for the Bear.....
- Submitted: Jan 06, 2012 10:31 AM
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Hair is an optional attachment
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Brawling Pit > Hair for the Bear.....
- Submitted: Jan 06, 2012 10:30 AM
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Do you think 1400 found those teeth up there after the old man had finished?
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General > Some Funnies
- Submitted: Dec 20, 2011 06:13 PM
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:lol: :lol:
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General > Speed Test
- Submitted: Dec 13, 2011 06:24 PM
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I have no idea what I'm looking for, how did my speed do? was it any good?
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General > Speed Test
- Submitted: Dec 13, 2011 06:20 PM
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--- connected fms01
Now testing bandwidth to server fms01
Now testing bandwidth from server fms01
Bandwidth
Upstream: 401 Kbits/sec
Downstream: 713 Kbits/sec
Latency: 93 ms
--- connected fms05
Now testing bandwidth to server fms05
Now testing bandwidth from server fms05
Bandwidth
Upstream: 399 Kbits/sec
Downstream: 717 Kbits/sec
Latency: 83 ms
Test Complete!
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General > Eloquent comment
- Submitted: Dec 05, 2011 09:50 AM
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Looks like Manuel from Faulty Towers has been sending you messages mate
Remember this one???
Manuel: Mr.Fawlty! You horse. It win!
Basil Fawlty: Manuel, shhh-shh-shh *you* *know* *nothing*.
Manuel: You always say that, Mr. Fawlty. But I learn. I learn, I learn.
Basil Fawlty: No-no-no, you don't understand.
Manuel: I do. I do understand!
Basil Fawlty: Shhh-shh. You know nothing about the horse.
Manuel: I know nothing about the horse. Which horse? Which horse I know nothing?
Basil Fawlty: My horse, nitwit!
Manuel: Your horse Nitwit.
Basil Fawlty: No-no-no. Dragonfly.
Manuel: Dragonfly. It won!
Basil Fawlty: Yes, I know!
Manuel: I know it won too! I put money on for you. You give me money. I go to betting shop.
Basil Fawlty: Yes, I know, I know.
Manuel: Why you say I know nothing?
Basil Fawlty: [desperately] Look, you know the horse.
Manuel: Nitwit or Dragonfly?
Basil Fawlty: Dragonfly! There isn't a horse called Nitwit. You're the Nitwit!
Manuel: What is Witnit?
Basil Fawlty: It doesn't matter. Oh, I can spend the rest of my life having this conversation. Please, please, try to understand until one of us dies. You're going to forget everything you know about Nitwit.
Manuel: No. Dragonfly.
Basil Fawlty: Dragonfly!
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General > Funny
- Submitted: Dec 04, 2011 05:14 PM
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lol sure, come join me if you like
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General > Funny
- Submitted: Dec 04, 2011 01:23 PM
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lol
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General > Funny
- Submitted: Dec 01, 2011 07:12 PM
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There are wankers with far too much energy, so I guess ........... yes
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General > Funny
- Submitted: Dec 01, 2011 07:14 AM
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After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex Bill woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. Thats when he realised he had made it home safely.
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General > Funny
- Submitted: Dec 01, 2011 07:13 AM
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I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasnt what they had in mind.
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General > Funny
- Submitted: Nov 29, 2011 07:17 PM
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OK OK I take it back.... try this one
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General > Funny
- Submitted: Nov 29, 2011 07:16 PM
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Only because it had been plucked, we both know if there was hair on it you would of been there lol
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General > Funny
- Submitted: Nov 29, 2011 06:51 PM
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lmao, I showed someone else and he said "mmmmm makes me think I could fuck the turkey" lol he was only joking.......... I hope lol
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General > Funny
- Submitted: Nov 29, 2011 05:43 PM
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Are you still having Turkey this year?
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General > Funny
- Submitted: Nov 29, 2011 01:23 PM
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lol
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General > Funny
- Submitted: Nov 29, 2011 01:22 PM
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I would be the same lol
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General > Funny
- Submitted: Nov 28, 2011 04:28 PM
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lol
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General > riddle, riddle, riddle!!
- Submitted: Nov 27, 2011 06:29 PM
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Here are a few real town names in USA
Faggarts Crossroads, NC.
Hopeulikit, Georgia
Knockemstiff, Ohio
Cut and Shoot, Texas
Slaughterville, Oklahoma
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General > riddle, riddle, riddle!!
- Submitted: Nov 27, 2011 06:23 PM
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Rude, if I ever got to name a street I'd call it "Skin Lane, just so that I could take the piss out of the people living at number 4
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General > Funny
- Submitted: Nov 26, 2011 06:19 PM
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.
The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'
The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.
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General > riddle, riddle, riddle!!
- Submitted: Nov 26, 2011 06:15 PM
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Original Post by BJMature
New Jersey
New York
New Mexico
New Hampshire
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They are not new, so maybe they should now be called
York
Mexico
Hampshire
Or would that just confuse people???? lol
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General > Funny
Funny - Submitted: Nov 26, 2011 04:23 AM
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Michael and Gary got married in California . They couldn't afford a honeymoon so they go back to Michael's Mom and Dad's house in Corner Brook for their first married night together. In the morning, Johnny, Michael's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Michael and Gary are up yet. She replies, 'No'. Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?' His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school.' Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Michael and Gary up yet?' She replies, 'No.' Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?' His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school ' After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Michael and Gary up yet?' His mom says, 'No.' He asks, 'Do you know what I think?' His mom replies, 'OK, now tell me what you think.' He says: 'Last night Michael came to my room for the Vaseline and I think....I gave him my airplane glue
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General > riddle, riddle, riddle!!
- Submitted: Nov 26, 2011 04:03 AM
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Surely you can only call something new for so long right?
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General > Calling all English Premier League Fans!
- Submitted: Nov 25, 2011 05:38 PM
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I am just trying to make an anagram of MANCHESTER UNITED.
So far I have 'MEAN RED SHITE' with only U, T, N and C left....
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