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General > Last one to post is the sexxiest
- Submitted: Feb 12, 2012 12:02 AM
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Hmmm you must both be sleepling now so I'll just take the sexy for a bit ;)
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General > Keep a Word, Drop a Word Game
- Submitted: Feb 11, 2012 11:59 PM
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General > Some Funnies
- Submitted: Feb 11, 2012 06:42 PM
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General > Sexy Or Trashy?? YOU Decide
- Submitted: Feb 11, 2012 06:27 PM
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Original Post by QueenDeleona
Like whoa... Wuzn sexpectin; all dat... :shock:
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Nor was Lacey I'm thinking lol
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General > 2011 DARWIN AWARDS
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I nominate Rudy for Rude Moderator :mrgreen: :twisted:
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General > Keep a Word, Drop a Word Game
- Submitted: Feb 11, 2012 06:14 PM
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General > 2011 DARWIN AWARDS
2011 DARWIN AWARDS - Submitted: Yesterday 08:56 AM
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We may run out of oil, clean water and clean air, but we'll never run out of STUPID! Here they are, folks: THEY'RE HERE! 2011 DARWIN AWARDS
You've been waiting for them with bated breath, so without further ado, here are the 2011 Darwin Awards.
Eighth Place
In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys.
Seventh Place
A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned when he ran", accidentally jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily run.
Sixth Place
While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8 foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom, when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach used their hands and shovels trying to get him out but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him. Jones was pronounced dead at a hospital.
Fifth Place
Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused when the long flashlight he had placed in his mouth to keep his hands free rammed into the base of his skull as he hit the floor.
Fourth Place
Sylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed as he won a bet with friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with four bullets into his mouth and pull the trigger.
Third Place
After stepping around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door, a man walked into H&J Leather & Firearms intent on robbing the store. The shop was full of customers and a uniformed officer was standing at the counter. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up and fired a few wild shots from a target pistol.
The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, and several customers also drew their guns and fired. The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons. No one else was hurt.
HONORABLE MENTION
Paul Stiller, 47, and his wife Bonnie were bored just driving around at 2 A.M. so they lit a quarter stick of dynamite to toss out the window to see what would happen. Apparently they failed to notice that the window was closed.
RUNNER UP
Kerry Bingham had been drinking with several friends when one of them said they knew a person who had bungee-jumped from a local bridge in the middle of traffic. The conversation grew more excited, and at least 10 men trooped along the walkway of the bridge at 4:30 AM. Upon arrival at the midpoint of the bridge, they discovered that no one had brought a bungee rope. Bingham, who had continued drinking, volunteered and pointed out that a coil of lineman's cable lay nearby. They secured one end around Bingham's leg and then tied the other to the bridge. His fall lasted 40 feet before the cable tightened and tore his foot off at the ankle. He miraculously survived his fall into the icy water and was rescued by two nearby fishermen. Bingham's foot was never located.
AND THE WINNER IS....
Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt ( Paderborn , Germany ) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally got relief. Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded.
The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his head on a rock as the elephant continued to evacuate 200 pounds of dung on top of him. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves... 'Shit happens'
IT ALWAYS SEEMS IMPORTANT TO THANK THESE PEOPLE FOR REMOVING THEMSELVES FROM THE GENE POOL.
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General > Last one to post is the sexxiest
- Submitted: Feb 11, 2012 08:54 AM
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was ... but the sexy is relaxing with me now
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General > Keep a Word, Drop a Word Game
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General > Thought for the day
- Submitted: Feb 11, 2012 08:33 AM
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Wisdom ... the scars of experience.
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General > Last one to post is the sexxiest
- Submitted: Feb 10, 2012 06:40 PM
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lol Lacey ... sexy is coming to work with me to say Hi to the boys ;)
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General > Last one to post is the sexxiest
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lol Lacey ... sexy is coming to work with me to say Hi to the boys ;)
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General > "Tush" On Thursday !!!!!!!!!
- Submitted: Feb 10, 2012 06:36 PM
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Ok a normal everyday jpeg and it won't load (again!)!!
Thank you so much ladies :!:
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General > Keep a Word, Drop a Word Game
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General > "Tush" On Thursday !!!!!!!!!
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Original Post by Bandaids
Well a day late but its never to late to say......
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General > Sexy Or Trashy?? YOU Decide
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Well I know Lacey has been waiting for this, soooo :mrgreen:
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General > "Tush" On Thursday !!!!!!!!!
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Well a day late but its never to late to say......
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General > Thought for the day
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An erection does not count as personal growth :shock: :mrgreen:
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Private - Submitted: Feb 07, 2012 09:55 PM
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Private - Submitted: Feb 07, 2012 07:56 PM
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Rude Contests > new around here, would love VIP status
- Submitted: Feb 07, 2012 07:49 PM
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Just make sure you complete your page with all you can and as much as you can :) Always helps in winning VIP.
Oh yea I support a fellow Canadian getting VIP :!:
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General > Word Association Thread
- Submitted: Feb 07, 2012 07:44 PM
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lol yupper I see that :mrgreen:
Lacey....calling Lacey....Hello. I have one for you :twisted:
day :mrgreen:
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General > Keep a Word, Drop a Word Game
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General > new around here
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Dam bloody bears!! Grrrrrr lol
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General > Last one to post is the sexxiest
- Submitted: Feb 07, 2012 07:21 PM
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Well now you did. But see the sexy, chocolate and I are running away....
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