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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: nilouachtland people silly

Title: nonsensical questions...
What does sound does a giraffe make ???
If a tree falls in a forest & noone is
around to hear it does it make a sound ???

Posted on Mar 5, 2010

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: nilouachtland people silly

Title: things to do with a vagina...
TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP
WITH A VAGINA FOR A DAY...
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and

Posted on Feb 24, 2010

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: nilouachtland people silly

Title: again !!! lol
A guy can't obtain an erection so he goes to
the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles
at the base of his penis are broken down and

Posted on Feb 24, 2010

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: nilouachtland people silly

Title: well, it's true... lol
In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite
of her old age, she was still a virgin. She
was very proud of it. She knew her last days

Posted on Feb 24, 2010

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: nilouachtland people silly

Title: 54 x's ???
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for
his wife one Friday evening that reads...
Dear Wife,

Posted on Feb 24, 2010

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: nilouachtland people silly

Title: condoms
Well, one night a boy and his girlfriend are
out on a date and as the boy pull in his
girlfriends drive-way to let her out she

Posted on Feb 24, 2010

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: laugh nilouachtland silly

Title: viagra & pain killers...
So this older guy goes to the doctor asking
for a prescription for 'Viagra'. The guy asks
for a large dose of the *strongest* variety.

Posted on Feb 17, 2010

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: laugh nilouachtland silly

Title: damned Mr. Burford !!!
Burford is checking out of a hotel when
suddenly he has to take a shit real bad. The
toilet in his room isn't working, so he bolts

Posted on Feb 17, 2010

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: laugh nilouachtland silly

Title: old guy
Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into
a hospital. The doctor says to the old man,
"I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample,

Posted on Feb 17, 2010

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: laugh nilouachtland silly

Title: new bride
A new bride went to her doctor for a check
up. Lacking knowledge of the male anatomy,
she asked the doctor "What's that thing

Posted on Feb 17, 2010

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: laugh nilouachtland silly

Title: TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND...
10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in
different colors

Posted on Feb 13, 2010

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: nilouachtland question silly

Title: Ladies... favorite body type ???
What is ur ideal body type ??? Assuming ur
preoccupied with guys like I am.... lol
a. Slight- a young buck, so full of ambition

Posted on Feb 10, 2010

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: laugh nilouachtland silly

Title: last night...
While I was out at my favorite club last
night this really cute guy strolled over
& whispered 'I like every bone in your

Posted on Feb 8, 2010

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: laugh nilouachtland silly

Title: flying blind...
A blind man was traveling in his private jet
when he detected something was wrong. He made
his way to the cockpit and got no response

Posted on Feb 8, 2010

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: laugh nilouachtland silly

Title: addictions...
A man went to his doctor seeking help for his
terrible addiction to cigars. The doctor was
quite familiar with his very compulsive

Posted on Feb 8, 2010

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: laugh nilouachtland silly

Title: too drunk....
Signs that you are too drunk would be...
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from

Posted on Feb 8, 2010

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: laugh nilouachtland silly

Title: rodeo sex...
Do you know what Rodeo Sex is?
It's when you mount your woman from behind,
start going nice and slowly, take her hair

Posted on Feb 8, 2010

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: laugh nilouachtland silly

Title: wasps (insects, not w.a.s.p.s')
A young husband and wife were sunning on a
nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the
woman's vagina. The husband covered her with

Posted on Feb 8, 2010

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: jokes news silly

Title: Women & Jokes...
Scientists did a study...
They found that women take longer to get the
joke, but enjoy it more once they do get

Posted on Feb 2, 2010

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: laugh nilouachtland silly

Title: stamp, couple & psychology !!!
A couple just got married and on the night of
their honeymoon before passionate love, the
wife tells the husband, "Please be gentile,

Posted on Jan 27, 2010

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