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Title: The Pussy Genius
Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
Because their plugged into a genius! 

Posted on Feb 8, 2012

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Title: Dirty Joke #12
 Why did the snowman smile?
 Because the snowblower is coming.

Posted on Feb 8, 2012

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Title: Sweet Cam Pussy !!!
If any of my true fans know me , they know I
love pussy and I keep a pair of good ones
laying around my house in Boca Raton ,

Posted on Jan 28, 2012

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Title: At The Party Last Night : Fun With...
Ok so my big sister , so of my friends , and
I were out sex party hopping last night !!!
At one of the parties, the Toy Rep put this

Posted on Jan 27, 2012

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Title: Sex Toy Pajama Party
Girls only!!!
I have been to several of these and they are
so much fun.  The laughs, the talk, and the

Posted on Jan 27, 2012

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Title: Birthday Parties
We never stop loving birthdays right? Well,
ok, some of us wish we could stop actually
counting at 25, but apart from that, most of

Posted on Jan 27, 2012

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Title: Helicopter Pix
Do you like flying in Helicopters. A
helicopter charter is one of the coolest ways
to travel. Not only are you seeing every

Posted on Jan 27, 2012

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Title: HBA Spa Ritz-Carlton Hong Kong
Hong Kongs Ritz-Carlton luxury hotel just got
a little hotter with the recent launch of the
ESPA Spa. Designed by HBA/Hirsch Bedner, the

Posted on Jan 27, 2012

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NilouAchtland
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Title: Speed Limit
Whats the speed limit of sex?
68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

Posted on Jan 25, 2012

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Title: The Lightest Thing
What is the lightest thing in the world?
A peniseven a thought can raise it.

Posted on Jan 25, 2012

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Title: The Perfect Lover !!! : Jokes #3
What is the difference between a golf ball
and a g-spot?
Men will spend two hours searching for a

Posted on Jan 25, 2012

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Title: The Perfect Lover !!! : Jokes #2
What is the difference between Oooh! and
Aaah!?
About three inches.

Posted on Jan 25, 2012

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Title: The Perfect Lover !!! : Jokes #1
What is the definition of a perfect lover?
A man with a nine inch tongue who can breath
through his ears.

Posted on Jan 25, 2012

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Title: My New 2012 Mercedes-Benz S550 4Matic
Maybe it was the Friday madness, but the new
2012 Mercedes-Benz S550 4Matic that my mom
got for me had me thinking about economics.

Posted on Jan 24, 2012

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Title: My Parents Home : Whistler, B.C., CA
The resort town of Whistler is about a two
hour drive away from Vancouver along one of
the most scenic drives you'll ever take - the

Posted on Jan 21, 2012

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Title: Who The F%$k Is Nilou Achtland
Given Name : Nilou Achtland
Nationality: Canadian British / Cherokee
Indian / Moroccan

Posted on Jan 17, 2012

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Title: Girl-on-Girl : Pick-up line
Walk up to a female and look at her crotch
then look at her face back to crotch to face
and say "Are you gonna eat that?"

Posted on Jan 16, 2012

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Title: Girl-on-Girl : Jokes #12
What drives a lesbian up the wall?
 A crack in the ceiling.

Posted on Jan 16, 2012

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Title: Girl-on-Girl : Jokes #11
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
 Well hung

Posted on Jan 16, 2012

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Title: Girl-on-Girl : Jokes #10
What's the difference between a bowling ball
and a lesbian?
You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling

Posted on Jan 16, 2012

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