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NilouAchtland
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Title: Speed Limit
Whats the speed limit of sex?
68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

Posted on Jan 25, 2012

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NilouAchtland
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Title: The Lightest Thing
What is the lightest thing in the world?
A peniseven a thought can raise it.

Posted on Jan 25, 2012

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NilouAchtland
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Title: The Perfect Lover !!! : Jokes #3
What is the difference between a golf ball
and a g-spot?
Men will spend two hours searching for a

Posted on Jan 25, 2012

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NilouAchtland
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Title: The Perfect Lover !!! : Jokes #2
What is the difference between Oooh! and
Aaah!?
About three inches.

Posted on Jan 25, 2012

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NilouAchtland
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Title: The Perfect Lover !!! : Jokes #1
What is the definition of a perfect lover?
A man with a nine inch tongue who can breath
through his ears.

Posted on Jan 25, 2012

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NilouAchtland
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Title: Girl-on-Girl : Pick-up line
Walk up to a female and look at her crotch
then look at her face back to crotch to face
and say "Are you gonna eat that?"

Posted on Jan 16, 2012

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NilouAchtland
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Title: Girl-on-Girl : Jokes #12
What drives a lesbian up the wall?
 A crack in the ceiling.

Posted on Jan 16, 2012

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NilouAchtland
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Title: Girl-on-Girl : Jokes #11
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
 Well hung

Posted on Jan 16, 2012

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NilouAchtland
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Title: Girl-on-Girl : Jokes #10
What's the difference between a bowling ball
and a lesbian?
You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling

Posted on Jan 16, 2012

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NilouAchtland
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Title: Girl-on-Girl : Jokes #9
What kind of humor do lesbians like?
Tongue in cheek.

Posted on Jan 16, 2012

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NilouAchtland
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Title: Girl-on-Girl : Jokes #8
What did one lesbian say to another?
 "Your face or mine?"

Posted on Jan 16, 2012

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NilouAchtland
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Title: Girl-on-Girl : Jokes #7
What do you call a truck load of vibrators?
 Toys for Twats

Posted on Jan 16, 2012

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NilouAchtland
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Title: Girl-on-Girl : Jokes #6
What do lesbians call viagra?
Batteries

Posted on Jan 16, 2012

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NilouAchtland
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Title: Girl-on-Girl : Jokes #5
What do you call a lesbian's closet?
 A lick-her cabinet.
 

Posted on Jan 16, 2012

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NilouAchtland
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Title: Girl-on-Girl : Jokes #4
Why don't fem lesbians go on dates?
Because it's hard to eat Jenny Craig when
you've got Mary Kay on your face.

Posted on Jan 16, 2012

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NilouAchtland
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Title: Girl-on-Girl : Jokes #3
How many lesbians does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?
 Four. One to change it, two to organize the

Posted on Jan 16, 2012

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NilouAchtland
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Title: Girl-on-Girl : Jokes #2
Whats the difference between a lesbian
driving in the fog and eating pussy?
 When u are eating pussy you can still see

Posted on Jan 16, 2012

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NilouAchtland
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Title: Girl-on-Girl : Jokes #1
What do you call two lesbians floating down a
river.
 Fur Traders.

Posted on Jan 16, 2012

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charliebrowndog
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Tags: jokes

Title: Jokes 1
Hello
(2)Two engineering students were walking
across campus when one said: "Where did you

Posted on Mar 30, 2011

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03cheerleader03
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Tags: blonde jokes

Title: Blonde jokes x2
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and
a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Posted on Nov 12, 2010

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