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*PLEASE* READ COULD BE LIVE OR DEATH TO A CHILD
WHAT SIZE IS A BBW?
ATTN: NEW DRUG FOR MEN IN "09"
WTF PEOPLE!!!!
HOW FREAKY ARE YOU?
LOVLEE GOING IN TO THE HOSPITAL DEC.2
Lovlee DIDN'T do......SSPNW ON 11-15-08
DON'T KICK THE CAT!
SUGAR DADDY
IT WAS OUR ONE VOTE THAT MADE HISTORY!!!
Lovlee is doing.......N.U.T.T.'Z
I WOULD GET THIS BIKE WOULD YOU?
WHAT KIND OF SHOW DO YOU ALL WANT TO SEE?

*PLEASE* READ COULD BE LIVE OR DEATH TO A CHILD
4:23PM on May 13, 2009

VERIFILE THIS STORY http://www.snopes.com/medical/toxins/sanitizer.asp
This is not a Joke!

This is a Warning for all parents / grandparents

PLEASE REAL !!!



Warning for all parents/grandparents, a friend sent this to me and I thought
It was important enough to send on.....we all know someone with children --


Yesterday, my youngest daughter, Halle who is just 4 years old, was rushed

To the ER by her father for being severely lethargic and incoherent in her classroom.
He was called to her school by the school secretary who said that she was

'VERY VERY SICK ' !

He told me that when he arrived at her classroom, Halle was barely sitting in the chair.
She couldn't hold her own head up and when he looked into her eyes, she
Couldn't focus them.

He immediately scooped her up and rushed her to the closest ER, and then

Called me. When he got there, they ran blood test after blood test and did x-rays,
Every test imaginable. Her white blood cell count was normal, nothing was
Out of the ordinary. When I arrived at the ER, the doctor there told us that he

Had done everything that he could do so he was transferring her to Saint Francis

Hospital for further tests.


Right as we were leaving in the ambulance, her teacher arrived at the ER and

Told us that after questioning Halle 's classmates, She had found out that our little

Girl had licked liquid hand sanitizer off of her hands !!!

Hand sanitizer, of all things. But it makes sense.These days they have all kinds

Of different scents and flavors and when you have a curious child, they are going

To put all kinds of things into their mouths.


When we arrived at the Saint Francis' Hospital ER, we told the ER Doctor there to

Check her blood alcohol level, and yes we did get weird looks, but they did it.

The results showed her blood alcohol level was 85% -- six hours after we first

Took her. There's no telling what it would have been if we would have requested

It at the first ER.


Since then, her school and a few surrounding schools have taken the liquid hand

Sanitizers out of all the lower grade classes, but what's to stop middle and high

Schoolers from ingesting this stuff?

After doing research on the Internet, we found out that it only takes about

3 squirts of the stuff ingested to be fatal to a toddler.

For her blood alcohol level to be so high, it would be like someone her size

Drinking120 proof liquor. So PLEASE PLEASE don't disregard this because

We don't ever want another family to go through what ours has gone through.




Please send this to everyone you know who has children

Or are planning to have children.

It doesn't matter what age. This could affect anyone of them .





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WHAT SIZE IS A BBW?
3:28AM on December 30, 2008

OK ALL I NEED EVERYONE'S HELP WITH THIS ONE. WHAT SIZE DO YOU ALL THINK A BBW STARTS AT?
SIZE 12, SIZE 14, SIZE 16, SIZE 18, OR DO YOU FEEL YOU NEED TO BE OVER  SIZE 18 TO EVEN CONSIDER YOURSELF A BBW?

I HAVE A YAHOO GROUP FOR BBWS AND I HAVE SOME WOMEN WHO HAVE LOST WEIGHT AND NEED HELP ON IF I SHOULD KICK THEM OUT? SEE I GO BY WHAT ALL US WOMEN WHO ARE TRUE BBWS DEAL WITH EVERY DAY OF OUR LIFE'S.

IF YOU ARE A SIZE 12 YOU CAN NOT GO INTO A PLUSS SIZE STORE AND GET ANYTHING BUT SOCKS AND MAYBE EARRINGS! JUST LIKE IF YOU ARE A SIZE 18 YOU COULD NOT GO INTO ANY STORE AND JUST PICK SOMETHING UP YOU WOULD HAVE TO GO TO THE PLUSS SIZE RACK AND HOPE THEY HAVE ANYTHING CUTE! SO HELP ME WITH THIS WHAT SIZE IS A BBW TO YOU ALL?

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ATTN: NEW DRUG FOR MEN IN "09"
8:50PM on December 18, 2008



New Male Performance Drugs
With the success of Viagra, many new performance drugs for men go into development:

PROJECTRA: Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.

COMPLIMENTRA: In clinical trials, 82% of middle-aged men noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.

BUYAGRA: Married men report a sudden urge to buy their wives gifts after taking this drug for only two days. Still to be ascertained: whether the results extend to not minding when women spend money on themselves.

ANTI-AGRA: Promises the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on U.S. Senators.

NOSPORTAGRA: This drug makes men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.

FLATULAGRA: This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal GA

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WTF PEOPLE!!!!
9:50PM on December 16, 2008




NOW I REALIZE MY CLIPS ARE NOT WHAT YOU WANT BUT I HAVE TO WORK WITH WHAT I HAVE!
I'M WORKING ON GETTING MORE PEOPLE TO BE IN CLIPS WITH ME AND WILL BE DOING BETTER ONES I WILL BE DOING PROFECTIONAL ONES AFTER THE FIRST OF THE YEAR, THESE WERE A REQUEST TO POST SO I DID FOR THE HOLIDAYS !

IF ANY OF YOU HATE MY CLIPS THAN COME DOWN HERE AND SHOW ALL OF US HOW IT SHOULD BE DONE, IF YOU ARE THE ONES THAT DONT EVEN HAVE PICS/CLIPS ON YOUR PAGE OR WONT COME DOWN THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP!  I'M DOING MY BEST!
 
I DID ASK PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANTED TO SEE ME DO LIKE LONG TIME AGO AND NO ONE SAID A DAMN THAN! SO I LOOKED AT WHAT OTHERS ARE DOING AND WENT FROM THERE! I'M NOT TRYING TO BE A BITCH BUT GIVE ME A FUCKING BRAKE! 

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Sweetie.. All I can Say Is FUCK HATERS, You just keeping doin what you do.. You got my support Luv... Tha1stLady
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HOW FREAKY ARE YOU?
9:44PM on December 01, 2008

*********************************************************************                             
                            SEX TEST

*********************************************************************


1) IF YOU HAD A CHOICE HOW OFTEN WOULD YOU HAVE

SEX_________

A. AS OFTEN AS EVERY DAY AND ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT
B. A FEW TIMES A WEEK
C. JUST A FEW TIMES A MONTH TO KEEP FROM  FEINDING
D. NOT TO OFTEN I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO
     
A-10, B-5, C-3, D-1


(2) DO YOU MASTURBATE________________

A. YES
B. I'VE DONE IT, BUT NOT MY THING
C. NO

A-15,B-5, C-1


(3) HAVE YOU EVER MASTURBATED 4 YOUR PARTNER

WHILE THEY SAT AND WATCHED______________

A. YES
B. THOUGHT ABOUT IT
C. NO

A-10, B-5, C-1


(4) HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO WATCH YOUR PARTNER

MASTURBATE____________


A.YES
B.THOUGHT ABOUT IT
C.NO

A-10, B-5, C-1



(5) HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PARTNER MASTURBATE FOR YOU

WHILE YOU SAT AND  WATCHED_______________


A.YES
B.NO, BUT INTERESTED
C.NO

A-10, B-5, C-1


(6) DO YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE ORAL SEX____________


A. YES
B. YES, BUT NOT TO OFTEN
C. NEVER TRIED BUT VERY CURIOUS
D. NO

A-10, B-3, C-5, D-1


(7) WHEN YOUR PARTNER GOES DOWN ON YOU, AND YOU
ARE ABOUT TO CUM DO YOU  WANT HIM OR HER
TO___________

A. RUB YOUR CUM ALL OVER HIS OR HER FACE
B. LET HIS OR HER CUM FLOW INTO HIS OR HER MOUTH
C. ALL OF THE ABOVE
D. NONE OF THESE THING

A-5, B-10, C-15, D-1


(8) DO YOU LIKE TO GIVE ORAL SEX_____________

A. YES
B. NEVER TRIED, BUT CURIOUS
C. YES, BUT NOT OFTEN
D. NO

A-10, B-5, C-3, D-1


(9) WOULD YOU LET YOUR PARTNER CUM IN YOUR FACE_____


A. YES
B. NOT SURE
C. NO

A-10, B-5, C-1


(10) HAVE YOU EVER LET YOUR PARTNER CUM IN YOUR MOUTH___________


A. YES
B. DONE IT BUT NOT TO OFTEN
C. NO, BUT CURIOUS
D. NO

A-15, B-10, C-5, D-1


(11) HAVE YOU EVER SWALLOWED HIS OR HER CUM_________


A. YES
B. YES BUT NOT TO OFTEN
C. NO, BUT INTERESTED
D. NO

A-15, B-10, C-5, D-1


(12) HAVE YOU EVER HAD ANAL SEX__________


A. YES
B. NO, but interested
C. NO,

A-10, B-5, C-1


(13) DO YOU ENJOY ANAL SEX____________


A. YES
B. NOT TO CRAZY ABOUT IT
C. NEVER TRIED IT
D. NO

A-10, B-5, C-3, D-1


(14) WOULD YOU LET YOUR PARTNER TOSS YOUR SALAD
(EAT YOUR ASS OUT)____________


A. YES
B. NOT SURE
C. NO

A-10, B-5, C-1


(15) HAVE YOU EVER TOSSED YOUR PARTNER'S SALAD
(EAT HIS OR HER ASS)_______


A. YES
B. NOT SURE, BUT THOUGHT ABOUT IT
C. NO

A-15, B-10, C-2


(16) HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ATTRACTED TO SOMEONE OF
THE SAME  SEX____________

A. YES
B. NO

A-10, B-5


(17) HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE OF THE
SAME SEX____________


A. YES
B. NO BUT INTERESTED
C. NO

A-10, B-5, C-1


(18) WOULD YOU LET SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX GO
DOWN ON YOU IF YOU DIDN'T  HAVE TO TOUCH THEM OR
RETURN THE FAVOR______________

A. YES
B. ALREADY DONE IT
C. NO

A-10, B-10, C-2


(19) HAVE YOU EVER HAD A THREESOME_____________

A. YES
B. INTERESTED
C. NO

A-10, B-5, C-1


(20) WHAT KIND OF THREESOME DO YOU
PREFER_______________

A. 2 GUYS AND A GIRL
B. 2 GIRLS AND A GUY
C. ALL OF THE ABOVE
D. NONE

A-5, B-5, C-10, D-1


(21) WHEN DO YOU LIKE TO WATCH
PORNO'S___________

A. WHEN YOU ARE ALONE
B. WITH YOUR PARTNER
C. ALL OF THE ABOVE
D. I DON'T WATCH IT

A-5, B-5, C-10, D-1


(22) HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED SOMEONE HAVE
SEX_____

A. YES
B. NO BUT, WOULD
C. NO

A-10, B-5, C-1


(23) HAVE YOU EVER LET SOMEONE WATCH YOU HAVE
SEX________

A.YES
B. NO, BUT INTERESTED
C. NO

A-10, B-5, C-1


(24) HAVE YOU EVER STRIPPED FOR YOUR
PARTNER_____________


A. YES
B. NO, BUT WILLING
C. NO
 
A-10, B-5, C-1


(25) HAVE YOU EVER VIDEO TAPED YOURSELF HAVING
SEX_________

A. YES
B. NO, BUT WILLING
C. NO

A-10, B-5, C-1


(26) WHAT TYPE OF PIC WOULD YOU TAKE FOR YOUR
PARTNER______


A. TOTALLY BUTT NAKED
B. IN YOUR UNDERWEAR
C. ALL OF THE ABOVE
D. NONE OF THE ABOVE

A-10, B-5, C-15, D-1


(27) HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX WITH MORE THEN ONE
PARTNER IN THE SAME DAY___

A. YES
B. NEVER DID, BUT NOT RULING IT OUT
C. NO

A-10, B-5, C-1


(28) HAVE YOU EVER USED SEX TOYS____________

A. YES
B. NO, BUT INTERESTED
C. NO

A-10, B-5, C-1


(29) DO YOU LIKE TO BE SPANKED______________

A. YES
B. NO, BUT INTERESTED
C. NO

A-10, B-5, C-1


(30) HOW DO YOU LIKE TO BE SPANKED____

A. HARD
B. SOFT
C. BOTH WAY
D. DON'T LIKE TO BE SPANK

A-5, B-5, C-10, D-1


(31) WHILE HAVING SEX WOULD YOU EVER LET YOUR
PARTNER STICK HIS OR HER  FINGER IN YOUR
ASS_____

A. YES
B. IT DOESN'T MATTER
C. NO

A-10, B-5, C-1


(32) HAVE YOU EVER LET YOUR PARTNER STICK HIS OR
HER FINGER IN YOUR ASS WHILE HAVING SEX____

A. YES
B. NO, BUT INTERESTED
C. NO

A-10, B-5, C-1


(33) HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HANDCUFFED OR TIED DOWN
WHILE YOUR PARTNER HAVE  HIS OR HER
WAY WITH YOU______

A. YES
B. NO, BUT INTERESTED
C. NO

A-10, B-5, C-1


(34) HAVE YOU EVER HANDCUFFED OR TIDE DOWN YOUR
PARTNER SO YOU CAN HAVE YOUR WAY WITH HIM OR HER______

A. YES
B. NO, BUT INTERESTED
C. NO

A-10, B-5, C-1

(35) HAVE YOU EVER HAD AN ORGY_____

A. YES
B. NO, BUT INTERESTED
C. NO

A-10, B-5, C-1


(36) HAVE YOU EVER KISSED YOUR PARTNER AFTER HE
OR SHE WENT DOWN ON  YOU____


A. YES
B. NO, BUT WOULDN'T MIND
C. NO

A-10, B-5, C-1


(37) HAVE YOU EVER HAD A ONE NIGHT
STAND______________

A. YES MOST OF THE TIME
B. ONCE OR ONLY A FEW TIME
C. NOT RULING IT OUT
D. NO

A-10, B-5, C-5, D-1


(38) HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX ON THE 1ST
DATE_____________


A. YES
B. NO, BUT NOT RULING IT OUT
C. ALMOST
D. NO

A-10, B-5, C-5, D-1


(39) HAVE YOU EVER GAVE YOUR PARTNER YOUR ONE OF
YOUR UNDERWEAR 4 AS A  SOUVENIR_____

A. YES
B. NO, BUT IS WILLING
C. NO

A-10, B-5, C-1


(40) HAVE YOU EVER KEPT YOUR PARTNER UNDERWEAR 4
A SOUVENIR____

A. YES
B. NO, BUT WILLING
C. NO

A-10, B-5, C-1

(41) WHICH PAIR OF UNDERWEAR WOULD YOU GIVE HIM
OR HER______


A. THE ONE'S I TOOK OFF WHILE HAVING SEX
B. A FRESH PAIR OUT THE DRAW
C. IM NOT DOWN WITH THAT

A-10, B-5, C-1

(42) HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX IN THE SAME ROOM WITH
ANOTHER COUPLE WHO WAS ALSO HAVING SEX________


A. YES
B. NO, BUT DON'T MIND
C. NO

A-10, B-5, C-1

(43) HAVE YOU EVER SWITCH PARTNER WHILE HAVING
SEX_____

A. YES
B. NO, BUT INTERESTED
C. NO

A-10, B-5, C-1

(44) HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX IN THE PUBLIC___

A. YES
B. NO, BUT INTERESTED
C. NO

A-10, B-5, C-1

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OK NOW THAT YOU ARE DONE ADD UP YOUR PTS AND PUT
YOUR SCORE HERE:


HERE IS THE CHART SO YOU CAN SEE HOW YOU ARE RATED:

200 OR LESS-------YOU HAVE AN AVERAGE SEX DRIVE
201 - 250-------- YOU HAVE A LITTLE FREAK IN YOU
251- 300--------- YOU ARE A TRUE FREAK
OVER 300--------- YOU ARE TOO DAMN FREAKY FOR MOST

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I rated 216, I only have a little freak in me. I thought I was a freak...DAMN! :-(
  
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LOVLEE GOING IN TO THE HOSPITAL DEC.2
6:27PM on November 16, 2008

HI ALL I KNOW YOU LOVE MS. LOVLEE SEXKITTEN RIGHT? WELL SHE IS GOING IN FOR SOME MAJOR SURGERY ON DEC. 2,2008 SO PLEASE WISH HER GOOD THOUGHTS AND HELP HER THROUGH THIS, SHE WONT BEABLE TO MAKE VIDEOS FOR YOU AFTER DEC. 2 SINCE SHE CAN'T HAVE ANY TYPE OF PLAY WITH HER PUSSY! BUT YOU KNOW OUR LOVLEE SHE LOVES BEING INFROUNT OF THE CAMRA SO SHE MIGHT SURPRIZE YOU ALL WITH BOOB LOVE SO FOR ALL YOU THAT LOVE HER BOOBS YOU WILL BE IN FOR A BIG 42DD GIFT LOL SO KEEP HER IN YOUR MINDS AND HARTS
THANK YOU

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MAY GOD BE WITH YOU SWEETIE...STRAY STRONG AND BE BLESSED!!!
  
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Lovlee DIDN'T do......SSPNW ON 11-15-08
10:27PM on November 13, 2008

SORRY I KNOW YOU ALL COULDN'T WAIT TO SEE AND HEAR ABOUT MY TIME AT THE SSPNW BUT SORRY CAR PROBLEMS! SO FOR NOW LOOK TO SEE WHEN MY NEXT NAUGHTY ADVENTURE WILL BE!!!
LOVLEE









HI YA'LL,
IT'S MS. LOVLEE SEXKITTEN TELLING YA'LL WHAT I WILL BE DOING ON THIS SAT. THE 15TH WELL AS YOU ALL KNOW I DO MANY PARTIES OUT THERE AND ON OF MY FAVORITE PARTIES ARE HOSTED BY MY FRIENDS OF THE SSPNW IN LAKEWOOD WASHINGTON.

NOW YOU ALL KNOW I LOVE TO TAKE PICS FOR YOU SO DO YOU WANT PICS/VIDEO OF ME FUCKING, PLAYING WITH MY PUSSY, GIRL/GIRL OR STRAIT FUCKING? PLEASE LET ME KNOW SOON WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME SO EMAIL/POST WITH WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE!

BIG SMOOCHEZ
MS. LOVLEE SEXKITTEN

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DON'T KICK THE CAT!
7:28PM on November 06, 2008

LMAO ANOTHER FUNNY JOKE!


A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his
mother asks if he has done his chores.
'Not yet,' said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens,
he kicks a chicken.
When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow. When he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have any milk in my cereal? ' he asks.
'Well,' his mother says, 'I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week.
I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk.'
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and
kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, 'You gonna tell him or should I?

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SUGAR DADDY
7:25PM on November 06, 2008

I LOVE THIS JOKE.....



A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after
midnight. While en route home he asks the cabbie if he would be a witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch
her in the act. For $100, the cabbie agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabbie tip toe into the
bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there
is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, "Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited
money.
HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your season Rams tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the
monthly dues!"
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the cabbie and says, "What would you do?"'

The cabbie replies, "I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he
catches cold".

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IT WAS OUR ONE VOTE THAT MADE HISTORY!!!
12:46AM on November 05, 2008

WE DID IT YA'LL WE MADE HISTORY!!!!!! I'M SOOOO PROUD THAT IN MY LIFE
TIME I HELPED MAKE HISTORY!!!!! MY KIDS NOW HAVE SOMETHING TO REACH FOR
IF WE CAN HAVE A BLACK PRESIDENT THEN THEY KNOW ANY THING IS POSIBLE!!!!
I HOPE EVERYONE DID GO AND VOTE BUT IF NOT WE STILL DID IT AS A
PEOPLE!!!!
NOT JUST AS BLACK PEOPLE BUT AS A PEOPLE FOR "CHANGE"!!!!
BIG SMOOCHEZ
LOVLEE

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Lovlee is doing.......N.U.T.T.'Z
4:47AM on October 26, 2008

WELL FOR ALL WHO KNOW ME I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET MY NAME OUT THERE AND
LAST NIGHT MY FIRST INTERVIEW WITH AN ONLINE MAGAZINE N.U.T.T'Z WENT UP
JUST THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE IT WITH MY FAM! LOL I'M SO HAPPY EVERYONE
NEEDS THEIR FIRST AND I CAN JUST FEEL LOTS MORE IS TO COME FOR LOVLEE
SEXKITTEN! CHECK IT OUT AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU ALL THINK.

http://www.nuttzmagazine.com/lovlee.html

NOW THERE ARE LOTS OF SPELLING ERRORS SO DON'T FAULT ME FOR THAT LOL
SMOOCHEZ
LOVLEE


DON'T BLINK YOU MIGHT MISS ME SHINE!

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I WOULD GET THIS BIKE WOULD YOU?
3:17AM on October 18, 2008

NOW I JUST RECEIVED THIS IN MY E-MAIL, TELL ME HOW MANY OF YOU WOULD LOVE TO GET THIS BIKE?
At a press conference late Monday, the CEO of Johnson Marine, makers of Johnson
outboard marine engines and other recreational equipment, unveiled a new line of
heavyweight cruiser style motorcycles designed to compete head to head with
industry leader Harley-Davidson.Peter Long, Johnson brands marketing manager
said, "We have studied the market and determined that Harley, while highly
successful, has narrowly missed the mark when targeting motorcycle buyers". Long
added, "We at Johnson are convinced that our product hits the target dead center
and promises to draw sales away from Harley-Davidson in a way no other
motorcycle has been able to accomplish".The new line of bikes, marketed under
the name Big Johnson Motorcycles, will, according to Long, deliver what Harley
has only promised. "Our research show that this, a Big Johnson, is what Harley
buyers are really after".At the unveiling of the new line Monday, several
current Harley owners agreed. "When I bought my Harley, what I really needed was
a Big Johnson," said one Harley owner." But I see now that riding a Harley is no
replacement for having a Big Johnson."Manager Long also said that his company
would follow the lead of Harley-Davidson and cash in on a huge market for
non-motorcycle related products. "We realize that not every guy can have a Big
Johnson," said Long, "But image is very important to people. If they don't have
a Big Johnson, they at least want to project the image of having one."Asked if
he anticipated Big Johnsons showing up in the hands of Harley owners, Long said
it was unlikely. "I just don't see the need to have a Harley if you have a Big
Johnson," he said. "And I can't imagine someone who spends all their resources
to acquire a Harley having a Big Johnson. I think it boils down to this - You
either have a Harley, or you have a Big Johnson, but you are not likely to have
both." "Given the choice," said Long, "I think most guys will opt for the Big
Johnson."Another force driving sales for the company will come from women. A
survey of the wives and girlfriends of nearly 1,000 potential motorcycle buyers
indicates less than 5% would approve of their partner spending $15,000 on a
Harley Davidson. But, when asked if they would be willing to pay the same amount
of money to get their partner a Big Johnson, nearly 4 out 5 thought that would
be money well spent.One female present at the product unveiling was quoted as
saying, "There is no way I will let Lonnie drop 15 grand on another one of those
Harleys, but 15 grand to get him a Big Johnson? Well, that's something we could
both enjoy, and it's something he really needs."Carla Roundheel, manager of the
dealership network now being established, said her motto is simple. "I service
what we sell." Big Johnson Motorcycles will be traded on the New York stock
exchange under the abbreviation PNSNV.
NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL A BIKE LOL

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WHAT KIND OF SHOW DO YOU ALL WANT TO SEE?
4:50AM on October 08, 2008

OK I WOULD LOVE TO GET TO KNOW WHAT YOU ALL WOULD LOVE TO SEE ME DO! I'M STILL NEW HERE SO LET ME KNOW! I WAS THINKING ABOUT HOW TO EAT A ICE CREAM CONE, HE HE I WAS TOLD I EAT ONE VERY SEXUAL! CUM SEE!

LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU WOULD LOVE TO SEE AND I WILL GIVE IT A TRY!
SMOOCHEZ
TELL THEN

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