My Blog :: I'm sitting here with a nice BLACK coffee, rolling a big, FAT joint, and reflecting on my evenings debauchery. I ate lots of FOREIGN food, danced the GAY Gordens, and discussed the ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS that are flooding the country as i speak. BASTARDS! When i was a wee lassie, i loved to sing 'Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool......... The PC brigade have now decided that saying 'black' is derogatory, and the rhyme has been changed to 'Baa baa rainbow sheep'! Is that not the stupidest thing you've heard? As far as i'm concerned, they can FUCK OFF! I'm not putting up with this shite. It's ridiculous. Do you know something? Political correctness has made common sense into a thing of the past. Nowadays, if a PLONKER breaks into your house, you're better to carry your belongings to the door for them. They might trip up and hurt themselves! = compensation claim! If i had my way, i'd have the right to put a bullet in their head. Why can't we tell JOKES anymore? Because they're considered RACIST! They might upset people. Well, so be it, upset I WILL! Through my 39yrs i've heard thousands of jokes about being Scottish, a woman, or being tall & thin, or having small tits, and never once was i offended. You know why? Because it was a joke! A joke is 'something said in fun or jest'. The PC brigade remind me of Ostriches, burying their head in the sand then talking out of their arses! THIS IS AN ATTACK ON FREE SPEECH AND DISCUSSION!

THEN AND NOW :-)
12:34PM on February 28, 2008

School 1970 vs. School 2008 ........

Scenario: Kirsty and Elaine get into a fistfight after school.

1970 - Crowd gathers..... Kirsty wins. Elaine and Kirsty shake hands and
end up the best of mates.


2008 - Police are called, SWAT team arrives and arrests Kirsty and Elaine
Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with
assault,  both are suspended even though Elaine
started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Video
shown on 6 internet sites.


Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, talks too much, and disrupts other students.

1970 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given a good
paddling. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2008 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death.
Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because
Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school.


Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives
him a whipping with his belt.

1970 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college,
and becomes a successful businessman.

2008 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster
care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy's sister that she
remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mum
has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion.


Scenario: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school.

1970 - Mark shares a smoke with the school principal out on the smoking
area.

2008 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug
possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.


Scenario: Vinh fails high school English.

1970 - Vinh goes to Remedial English, passes and goes to college.

2008 - Vinh's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper
articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement
for graduation is racist. Civil Liberties Association files class action
lawsuit against state school system and his English teacher. English is
banned from core curriculum. Vinh is given his Y10 anyway but ends up
mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.



Scenario: Johnny falls during recess and scrapes his knee. His teacher,
Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.

1970 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.

2008 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She
faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy.
Becomes gay.