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My Blog :: I'm sitting here with a nice BLACK coffee, rolling a big, FAT joint, and reflecting on my evenings debauchery. I ate lots of FOREIGN food, danced the GAY Gordens, and discussed the ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS that are flooding the country as i speak. BASTARDS!
When i was a wee lassie, i loved to sing 'Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool......... The PC brigade have now decided that saying 'black' is derogatory, and the rhyme has been changed to 'Baa baa rainbow sheep'! Is that not the stupidest thing you've heard? As far as i'm concerned, they can FUCK OFF! I'm not putting up with this shite. It's ridiculous.
Do you know something? Political correctness has made common sense into a thing of the past. Nowadays, if a PLONKER breaks into your house, you're better to carry your belongings to the door for them. They might trip up and hurt themselves! = compensation claim! If i had my way, i'd have the right to put a bullet in their head.
Why can't we tell JOKES anymore? Because they're considered RACIST! They might upset people. Well, so be it, upset I WILL! Through my 39yrs i've heard thousands of jokes about being Scottish, a woman, or being tall & thin, or having small tits, and never once was i offended. You know why? Because it was a joke! A joke is 'something said in fun or jest'.
The PC brigade remind me of Ostriches, burying their head in the sand then talking out of their arses!
THIS IS AN ATTACK ON FREE SPEECH AND DISCUSSION!
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Life Begins At 40?
4:50PM on February 12, 2009

It's 18 minutes past nine, on the 12th of Feb 2009.
In a few hours i'm going to be 40 years old. Fucking 40! I've treated myself to a pre-birthday Sambucca and
Joint a la Perfection, to ease the pain.
When i was wee and i saw somebody that was 40yrs old, i thought they were ancient! Now, i'm looking at myself
and thinking that there's no possible way i'm 40. I don't feel it (however it's meant to feel), and when i went to Morrisons today to buy my Sambucca, the lady behind the till asked for my I.D!
I was so chuffed you have no idea. The security guard was giving me funny looks cos i started doing my tigger impessionation! Have i spelled that right? It looks funny.
I'm having a wee get-together tomorrow afternoon in the local dive. Just a few close close friends and family that i like. Most of them play guitar so i'll get to screech a bit and jump around doing my Kirsty thing!
Afterwards, if i can string a sentence together and see fairly straight, i'm going to do a show. It might be a bad idea, but better to start how you mean to go along!
Slainte, xxx
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 Fifia... |
February 15, 2009 (Report It)
U R YOUNG until you say you are Old and that is NOT a problem unless you say it is, lol and besides a ton of famous people were pretty special folks being born in Feb...Fifi & edwin |
 Levit... |
February 14, 2009 (Report It)
Bet you had a blast, and i'm late to the blog, but many happy returns..and girl people can barely take in that you were in your 30s not 20s, 40 pish! :() keep up whatever it is you're doing! |
 mort1mer |
February 13, 2009 (Report It)
Kirsty, you are beautiful inside and out no matter how old you are! I hope you have a great birthday and get to spend it with the people you care about most! Mort XxxxxX |
 bootn... |
February 12, 2009 (Report It)
Enjoy yourself my friend |
 UKnewguy |
February 12, 2009 (Report It)
I agree with you, Kirsty - there is 'no possible way' you are 40 !!
Happy Birthday tho - xx xx :) ;) |
 turbo... |
February 12, 2009 (Report It)
happy bday kristy!! |
 osima... |
February 12, 2009 (Report It)
Happy Barf day, K.
Have a wee dram or two for me! |
 Sweet... |
February 12, 2009 (Report It)
Woot!! Hope you have a wonderful birthday, love!! Just make sure you have some much deserved fun and relaxation planned on your special day. You know you need it. If it makes you feel any better, I feel sooo old. I celebrate next week , and so not looking forward to it! LOL!!! |
 clitl... |
February 12, 2009 (Report It)
Have a good one mate........ and don't worry about being 40 , you've just got to think it's only 10 years now and it's 50....lmao
only joking..... have a great time....xx |
 Tweety79 |
February 12, 2009 (Report It)
$0 never looked so good anyone! It is only a number and yes I would not believe that you are of legal age either, he he, of course only a slut and perv would say that, right! Enjoy your day dear, you deserve to party....with your frinds and family, kewl forever xxxxx |
 Tripxxx |
February 12, 2009 (Report It)
40, the new 21 (At least in the US)
Your only as old as what you put into your veins makes you. Tis why I feel like I am 100.
All the best beautiful! |
 shoot... |
February 12, 2009 (Report It)
you are sexy no matter your age.. have a wonderful time tomorrow... want to give you some birthday spankings |
 ANTDON69 |
February 12, 2009 (Report It)
LMAO asked for ID just hours away from being 40 must have gave you a chuckle, Happy birthday for tomorrow kirsty, it must feel so much better being able to spend it back in Scotland with your friends and family..
iv just been learning that Alanis Morissette tune, its a peace of piss to play ....!!! |
 lillpapi |
February 12, 2009 (Report It)
Well no matter what age you are or what you go threw kirsty you still an awsome lady to me with a big heart and whish you the HAPPYEST BIRTHDAY EVER !! and more to come just to bad i wasnt there to celibrate with you much love from me to you on your birthday and STAY YOU STAY YOU and keep your head up !! kisses lillpapi |
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