Blogs > kirsty69'sRudeBlog!I'm sitting here with a nice BLACK coffee, rolling a big, FAT joint, and reflecting on my evenings debauchery. I ate lots of FOREIGN food, danced the GAY Gordens, and discussed the ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS that are flooding the country as i speak. BASTARDS!
When i was a wee lassie, i loved to sing 'Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool......... The PC brigade have now decided that saying 'black' is derogatory, and the rhyme has been changed to 'Baa baa rainbow sheep'! Is that not the stupidest thing you've heard? As far as i'm concerned, they can FUCK OFF! I'm not putting up with this shite. It's ridiculous.
Do you know something? Political correctness has made common sense into a thing of the past. Nowadays, if a PLONKER breaks into your house, you're better to carry your belongings to the door for them. They might trip up and hurt themselves! = compensation claim! If i had my way, i'd have the right to put a bullet in their head.
Why can't we tell JOKES anymore? Because they're considered RACIST! They might upset people. Well, so be it, upset I WILL! Through my 39yrs i've heard thousands of jokes about being Scottish, a woman, or being tall & thin, or having small tits, and never once was i offended. You know why? Because it was a joke! A joke is 'something said in fun or jest'.
The PC brigade remind me of Ostriches, burying their head in the sand then talking out of their arses!
THIS IS AN ATTACK ON FREE SPEECH AND DISCUSSION!
I suddenly felt the urge to write a load of shite!
I'm sitting in a room overlooking the town of Parikia, and i wish i could tell you properly how beautiful it looks. When the ferries come in from the western tip at night, it's like a floating Xmas tree.
It's really quite stunning.
The lights of the town are reflecting on the sea. I've just asked a friend if he could take a photo for me to post here. Don't hold yer breath though!
Sexy Muthafucker, by Prince is playing at the moment, and it's vying for my attention. I wanted to say so much, but i've lost it! Signomi :-)
xxx
It's 18 minutes past nine, on the 12th of Feb 2009.
In a few hours i'm going to be 40 years old. Fucking 40! I've treated myself to a pre-birthday Sambucca and
Joint a la Perfection, to ease the pain.
When i was wee and i saw somebody that was 40yrs old, i thought they were ancient! Now, i'm looking at myself
and thinking that there's no possible way i'm 40. I don't feel it (however it's meant to feel), and when i went to Morrisons today to buy my Sambucca, the lady behind the till asked for my I.D!
I was so chuffed you have no idea. The security guard was giving me funny looks cos i started doing my tigger impessionation! Have i spelled that right? It looks funny.
I'm having a wee get-together tomorrow afternoon in the local dive. Just a few close close friends and family that i like. Most of them play guitar so i'll get to screech a bit and jump around doing my Kirsty thing!
Afterwards, if i can string a sentence together and see fairly straight, i'm going to do a show. It might be a bad idea, but better to start how you mean to go along!
Slainte, xxx
U R YOUNG until you say you are Old and that is NOT a problem unless you say it is, lol and besides a ton of famous people were pretty special folks being born in Feb...Fifi & edwin
Bet you had a blast, and i'm late to the blog, but many happy returns..and girl people can barely take in that you were in your 30s not 20s, 40 pish! :() keep up whatever it is you're doing!
Kirsty, you are beautiful inside and out no matter how old you are! I hope you have a great birthday and get to spend it with the people you care about most! Mort XxxxxX
Woot!! Hope you have a wonderful birthday, love!! Just make sure you have some much deserved fun and relaxation planned on your special day. You know you need it. If it makes you feel any better, I feel sooo old. I celebrate next week , and so not looking forward to it! LOL!!!
Have a good one mate........ and don't worry about being 40 , you've just got to think it's only 10 years now and it's 50....lmao
only joking..... have a great time....xx
$0 never looked so good anyone! It is only a number and yes I would not believe that you are of legal age either, he he, of course only a slut and perv would say that, right! Enjoy your day dear, you deserve to party....with your frinds and family, kewl forever xxxxx
LMAO asked for ID just hours away from being 40 must have gave you a chuckle, Happy birthday for tomorrow kirsty, it must feel so much better being able to spend it back in Scotland with your friends and family..
iv just been learning that Alanis Morissette tune, its a peace of piss to play ....!!!
Well no matter what age you are or what you go threw kirsty you still an awsome lady to me with a big heart and whish you the HAPPYEST BIRTHDAY EVER !! and more to come just to bad i wasnt there to celibrate with you much love from me to you on your birthday and STAY YOU STAY YOU and keep your head up !! kisses lillpapi
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STALKER MADNESS! 7:39AM on October 23, 2008
IT'S OFFICIAL! I have a stalker
I talked about it during my show last night, so some of you will know all about it.
She's a BUW, (Big Ugly Woman), and obviously enjoys my page as she visits everyday
Apparently, she's going to tell my Father, my relations (who dislike her), my friends & anyone else who wants to know, what i'm doing on Rude! Doesn't she sound lovely?
I bet you're all jealous at me for having such a determined stalker?
I'd love to hear your opinions?
Glad to see your back, love! As far as your stalker, well she isn't worth the second look. Been there, done that, and CL helped me solve the problem ( got to love our caped friend :]). However, if the cunt persists you know we will always rally behind you and teach her a lesson! Much love, baby! Muah!!
dont know about the rest of you guys but when the stalker posted on here it pissed me off so i reported her. hope she(he/it/slag/cunt )has been booted from rude we dont need these type on here dont let her get you down kirsty hope things get better for you soon
Yes, tell us who she is so that we can all at least not let her "Buddy" us. Unfortunately, this kind of thing is why I have removed any images of my face from my page. It's just not worth the hassles that someone intent on doing this can cause you. I'm sorry this has happened to you Kirsty, if there is anything any of us can do to help you, please let us know.
kirsty she is not worth the bother if she does not have the guts to even put a pic up (that must mean she is even uglier than me) ugly people will always be jealous of a beutiful lady like you i say name and shame her you have a lot of friends and fans on here who would love to make her their buddy lol
Slag Cunt,still though,shows us all the cunt aint got no life of her own to be getting on with.
Send the cunt to the "Ducking Stool" and I'll gladly drown the fucker
It's things like this that stops me from showing my face on here.There's always one who wants to spoil it for someone else,if she's as ugly as you say she is then it's just jealousy,we don't want to puke when we see you Kirsty.
I agree with the above posts,name and shame her,post her Rude name and lets all mail her and say hello...plus a few other things too.
It's dog shit through the letterbox time.
I agree with the question, how's she gonna blow your cover without revealing that she's a rude member too? Also, you could look into slapping her with a restraining order.
OMG your just to sexy she is just jealous of you i hate people like that lifes to short to worry about the likes of her. just rise above her and keep enjoying yourself.
we all love you and if i can do anything you know i will.
Kirsty......my advice is ignore her, if she isn't getting a reaction the appeal of winding you up will disappear........ a women you say? are you sure it's not Tazz in a dress?
She's only on here in the hope of making me feel bad or embarassed. Probably both. Her profile is blank. It's all very sad. Jealousy consumes her as it always has done.
Lifes too short for some people! They are never happy unless they are upsetting someones fun!
Report her to Rude. Your having fun... so who are you harming anyway? Im sure theres a lot worse goes on behind closed doors... One would ask, what is she doing on here anyway? she must be up for fun too? Give us all her screenname and we can wind her up! LOL
Confront, attack and destroy!! The only things stalkers will react to...and I must say it is delicious fun being on the offensive! <-gets out thumbscrews aand bamboo shoots just for effect, lol
Well honey you do tend to attract attention with your hot looks. :) I vote you add her to your ignore & ban lists and eventually hope she goes away. If not report her.
tell her t ogrow up.. n to take her stalker tendencies to a mental home. freaky people breed freaking people.. lol.. i say take her to a dark alley n shoot her in the head... lmao
do you and her know each other outside of rude.com like out on the streets if so that is so fucking scary i would hate for that to happen to me
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THEN AND NOW :-) 12:34PM on February 28, 2008
School 1970 vs. School 2008 ........
Scenario: Kirsty and Elaine get into a fistfight after school.
1970 - Crowd gathers..... Kirsty wins. Elaine and Kirsty shake hands and
end up the best of mates.
2008 - Police are called, SWAT team arrives and arrests Kirsty and Elaine
Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with
assault, both are suspended even though Elaine
started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Video
shown on 6 internet sites.
Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, talks too much, and disrupts other students.
1970 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given a good
paddling. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2008 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death.
Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because
Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school.
Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives
him a whipping with his belt.
1970 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college,
and becomes a successful businessman.
2008 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster
care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy's sister that she
remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mum
has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion.
Scenario: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school.
1970 - Mark shares a smoke with the school principal out on the smoking
area.
2008 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug
possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario: Vinh fails high school English.
1970 - Vinh goes to Remedial English, passes and goes to college.
2008 - Vinh's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper
articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement
for graduation is racist. Civil Liberties Association files class action
lawsuit against state school system and his English teacher. English is
banned from core curriculum. Vinh is given his Y10 anyway but ends up
mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
Scenario: Johnny falls during recess and scrapes his knee. His teacher,
Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.
1970 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.
2008 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She
faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy.
Becomes gay.
recently a kid here was originally expelled, yes expelled and then later had that reduced to a suspension for purchasing a bag of contraband skittles while in class.... where does it end. Great post
I JUST read this in the local paper this morning. Absolutely AMAZING!
"Area Principal Accused of Abusing Student:
Allegations of physical abuse against a Leon high school student has landed the school's principal on paid administrative leave. According to the district's superintendent, the Leon County Sheriff's Department and CPS are investigating whether XXXXX XXXXX grabbed a boy by the arm on February 19th."
Charged with ABUSE for grabbing a boy by the arm???
Political Correctness = Shite. 5:01PM on February 19, 2008
I'm sitting here with a nice BLACK coffee, rolling a big, FAT joint, and reflecting on my evenings debauchery. I ate lots of FOREIGN food, danced the GAY Gordens, and discussed the ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS that are flooding the country as i speak. BASTARDS!
When i was a wee lassie, i loved to sing 'Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool......... The PC brigade have now decided that saying 'black' is derogatory and the rhyme has been changed to 'Baa baa rainbow sheep'! Is that not the stupidest thing you've heard? As far as i'm concerned, they can FUCK OFF! I'm not putting up with this shite. It's ridiculous.
Do you know something? Political correctness has made common sense into a thing of the past. Nowadays, if a PLONKER breaks into your house, you're better to carry your belongings to the door for them. They might trip up and hurt themselves! = compensation claim! If i had my way, i'd have the right to put a bullet in their head.
Why can't we tell JOKES anymore? Because they're considered RACIST! They might upset people. Well, so be it, upset I WILL! Through my 38yrs i've heard thousands of jokes about being Scottish, a woman, or being tall & thin, or having small tits, and never once was i offended. You know why? Because it was a joke! A joke is 'something said in fun or jest'.
The PC brigade remind me of Ostriches, burying their head in the sand then talking out of their arses!
So true, the work place has become uncomfortable, I'm very careful with what I say to women I have supervised. Really don't say much at all. Some think I'm aloof, others get upset if I didn't say anything about their new hair style...go figure?
im the reason we have gun laws in australia.your right love ,they fucking well should be shot then hung ,then fed to the pedophiles,but dont get me started on those cunts .lov,mrbear
So very true Kirsty,if i was PM political correctness and people getting more rights than others because of their religion would be a thing of the past.
Hi Ya k,
You know my views on all this crazy political correctness bullshit,
there all crazy letter writing campaigners,
we need to go back to rules of old, the country has run perfectly well for hundreds of years without all these bullshit changes, and as for racism, "sticks and stones", i was allway's taught.....
oww K you forgot about Christmas being cancelled, that's a classic!!..;-)
yes...yes..yes....i HATE the way people now a days are to "PC"....i fear one day we will wake up an the once great land of ours will no longer be... oh wait,, thats happening right now....thats like that joke about the arab god.- oh its ok to make fun of the son of god who died on the cross..but joke about the arab's god- arabs go nuts an kill people over stuid shit like that..
(oh wait-they try to kill us no matter what we do)- but thats just me.. i could be wrong....have a great day..
I suddenly felt the urge to write a load of shite!
