And the baby making award goes too...
11:28PM on August 21, 2008
Dre!!!
oh my god, oh my god. thank you thank you! you dont know how much this award means to me. it was alot of hard work and humping to make babies two years in a row. but i couldnt have done it without my wife with her massive breast and her extra kaboose in the back...
first off i would like to thank Allah (G-d) for blessing me with this super sperm.
my wife for her wonderful blow jobs and the ability to take it hard and rough.
id like to thank huslter magazine
voluptous magazine for the big breasted women
plumpers magazine for the hot fat chicks
barely legal for the young skanks.
um, also internet porn for the motivation.
the 2 girls 1 cup vid.
the movie producers of voluptous xl porn for casting big gurls in porn.
all the bbws on my list for letting me fantasize about them also.
my big cousin Tory Davis in Steubenville for inspiring me to make babies.
my cousin Brandon for allowing me to borrow some of his good porn.
my cousin in law sarah for moaning out loud in brandons bedroom during drunken sex while i was sitting in the living room.
my lesbian friends pam and melissa and all lesbians in general.
to the movie producers of 'fuck my white ass', huslter taboo, hardcore latina chicks, asian invasion, barely legal, hardcore strap on lesbians, ultimate surrender.
lets see, also brittney spears, kelly osbourne, lauren hill, erykah badu and other hot female artist for making me horny.
my best friend walt for having hot sisters!
my best friend dave for showing me those cell phone pics of that one hot annoying chich he was banging.
girls who get pedicures done
cocoa wheets for providing me with the energy to have sex and make babies and also morning star grocery products.
marylin manson for making fuck music, also nine inch nails.
ol dirty bastard and luther vandross (r.i.p.)
non dairy whipped cream
sex toys
cyndi and steve for helping me become a freak.
all my friends at rude.com for driving me.
um.... my wife again, thank you honey. i love you!
the adult superstore.
adultspace.com
both my parents for providing me with the freak genes! i love you mom and dad!
my big brother dell for teaching me about safe sex.
hot topic and spencer's gift shop for providing me with sexy close.
also lane bryant and torrid for helping my wife look sexy.
reggae music for also making me horny! and i cant forget r&b music.
all my friend in the carpenter's union for showing me porn on thier cell phones at work.
strip clubs.
bisexual women!
to all my ex girlfriends for helping me realize that i can do better, thank you once again!
to all the illegal immigrants on the strip who pass out those escort cards and magazine ads.
egyptian musk for helping me smell good and making my wife horny. (especially the first time i came to her house that day!)
girls who dress slutty out in public that make me horny.
my younger brother mike for letting me know thats its ok to be a slut!
to all the hot chicks on my friends list for all those hot pics.
and to all others i may have forgot to mention.
but after recieving this much appreciated award id like to anounce my retirment from making babies. i would just like to have sex now.
thank you, thank you all from the bottom of my heart!
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