More Musings
7:36AM on July 07, 2009
Why is there never a picture of Jesus smiling?
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Do you really believe that in the middle of Nazareth and Jerusalem back in the biblical days that there were people named John, Mark, Paul, and Michael?
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How is it that we “know” all the details of the bible… but no mention of last names??
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Aunt Jemima makes the best syrup sandwiches (just add cold milk).
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When a guy messes up royally and tells you that now his boys or family won’t speak to him, it’s a line!!! Stop falling for it.
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When a person says they are busy all the time and that’s why they can’t hang, it’s a line.
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Muffin tops are not cute. Ladies stop it.
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Ladies… If you have to constantly pull the bottom of ya shirt down cause it is rollin’ up over the flab on ya stomach…THE SHIRT IS TOO DAMN SMALL AND/OR TOO TIGHT!! Go up a size.
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If the belt you wear is north on ya waist and looks like it’s pulling ya pants up by the belt strap. Your belt is too small.
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Some people do actually look like the models in the magazine.
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If you lie, at least be cognitive enough to know it will not work with everyone.
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Ever notice how pissed off a person gets when you don’t believe their lie?
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Doesn’t it feel like there are more sinners in church than out?
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We all have “imperfections”… don’t expect others to accept yours when you can not do ??the same.
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What exactly were the cooties? Can you use that as an excuse to call in sick at work??
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Let’s go back to High School (in our era).
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The easiest way to get over with a woman is through laughter.
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Immigration reform is based on capitalism, not humanity.
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Why are immigrants protesting here but never raised their voice at home?
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Shouldn’t Vicente Fox be ashamed of himself?
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What will happen when Castro dies?? (Hint...he turns 80 in August)
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How can you pose on a site that is dedicated to a particular part of your body and get mad if a person comments on it?
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Mmmmmmmm…Oreos soaked in ice-cold milk
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I have yet to run into a woman that finds it attractive. So guys…pull up ya pants and shave ya armpits. Women…shave yours as well and ya moustaches.?
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Tune iTune into VH-1 Soul.
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Why is it that a person that messes up their life big time and goes to church to get “saved” tries to convert you by saying, “ I was just like you”? And you know damn well they were worse?
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Let’s go get a bomb-pop.
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Am I the only one that hates when a person asks “Did/Do you miss me?”
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If you are a big person… don’t ask if you are.
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For all the talk about how proud big people are. Why do a lot of them take pics from the chest up??
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Why do they say “at least I’m not that big?”
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Have you ever watched a complete porno from start to finish??
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Let’s play “IT”. Everyone put ya foot in!!
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Bubble gum Bubble gum in a dish… (Bet ya wanna finish it).
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Is anyone else bumping Leela James, Anthony Hamilton or Raul Midon?
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Do you watch more bootlegs or go to the show?
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Do you listen to more bootlegs or buy the cd?
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Most of the rap out now….. sucks compared to the old school
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Remember when MTV was white? Now it rapes the black culture (“Pimp My Ride”, “Yo Mama”)?
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Speaking of raping the black culture, here is an example of when it backfires: There is a store on Wilson and Broadway that sells t-shirts with famous figures on them. I brought two shirts from them. Both of the pictures on each shirt were pictures from famous book covers. I know he probably just copied them on the pc and printed them on transfer paper and then ironed them on. Not a hard feat to do. But the work was nice and I liked the pics (both were Black Panther pics… one of my heroes). Had I not asked the following question, I would not have know how much the owner was just in it for the money and not conscious as he tried to come off. I simply asked him if he had any t-shirts of Huey P. Newton. He said that he does not but that there are pics in the catalog and if I wanted one all I had to do was write the number down and the color of the shirt I wanted and he would make one. It sounded fair enough to me. I went to look in the catalog and found NO pictures of Huey. NONE!! I told him that there were none in there. He got cocky and said yes there is. He then claimed he put it in there himself and sold quite a few and he put it there because he is a big fan of Huey.? Hey maybe I overlooked it. He went threw the album turned to a page and said “here ya go right there” (in a cocky way might I add). I asked him if this is the picture he sold of Huey P. Newton. He said yes. That’s great except one thing…IT WAS NOT HUEY P. NEWTON! He was selling t-shirts with pictures of H. Rapp Brown on them and telling people it was Huey P. Newton. Once I told him he asked if I was sure. I told him as sure as I know the difference from Ronald McDonald and Santa Claus. Then he went to his computer that he uses and we went online so that I could show him how H. Rapp looks and how Huey looks. He then asked if I wanted a t-shirt. I laffed and told him I had to get back to work but I would be back later to scoop one of both actually, since I dug both persons. I never went back but he is still there and still acting as if he is a scholar of the faces he puts on the t-shirts.
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Rent “Hoodwinked”
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The best date movies: “Hav Plenty”,”Boomerang”,”Two Can Play The Game”
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Jodeci or New Edition??
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Which would you play to get busy?
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Don’t ya miss house music? Cause it just ain’t summer in Chi without a new house tune.
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Wanna go play in the hydrant??
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Wanna slap-box?? Bet I’ll scream “I caught ya” first?
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When was the last time, someone had some food and you yelled “cobs”?
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TAG!!! You’re IT….now email or IM someone else and let them know they are IT. (no tag-backs).
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