I'm gonna rip your head off, and shit down your neck!!
5:55PM on November 30, 2008
I'm sorry for the abrasive title, but if you don't get it by now, allow me to explain.
So, I get myself a bite to eat. Afterwards, I am real comfortable, and slightly horny. I figure I'd go sit at the cumputer, pull up some quality smut via Rude.com. (We all know it's good for it!) Anyway, while I'm trying to find a perfect video to spank me monkey to, I decided to flip through some channels, if nothing else, just as background noise.
Turns out AMC felt like spinning one of my childhood favorites, Stand By Me. I must have seen this video (yes, video... as in VHS cassette!) about 100 times during my youth.
"Two for flinchin'!"
"Leaches!"
"Fall back, Ace!"
"It should've been you, Gordon."
"A complete, and total Barf-o-rama."
"There he is, right there!"
"That's not fair, he's ours!"
The quotes go on, and on. If you have no clue what I'm talking about, maybe you should go rent it (or update your Netflix queue, or download it, or whatever the kids are doing these days). It's still a great film, 22 years later.
Welp, the film's done... I'm gonna wrap this up now. Plus, my loins are on fire, and stinky pre-pubecent boys are not my idea of quality smut. Let me know if anyone agrees with my sentiment. And, if someone says to you, "Gimme some skin," you'll know how to respond.
- iluvfatchickx
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