My Blog :: It's my first time; please be gentle.

I'm gonna rip your head off, and shit down your neck!!
5:55PM on November 30, 2008

I'm sorry for the abrasive title, but if you don't get it by now, allow me to explain.

So, I get myself a bite to eat. Afterwards, I am real comfortable, and slightly horny. I figure I'd go sit at the cumputer, pull up some quality smut via Rude.com. (We all know it's good for it!) Anyway, while I'm trying to find a perfect video to spank me monkey to, I decided to flip through some channels, if nothing else, just as background noise.

Turns out AMC felt like spinning one of my childhood favorites, Stand By Me. I must have seen this video (yes, video... as in VHS cassette!) about 100 times during my youth.

"Two for flinchin'!"

"Leaches!"

"Fall back, Ace!"

"It should've been you, Gordon."

"A complete, and total Barf-o-rama."

"There he is, right there!"

"That's not fair, he's ours!"

The quotes go on, and on. If you have no clue what I'm talking about, maybe you should go rent it (or update your Netflix queue, or download it, or whatever the kids are doing these days). It's still a great film, 22 years later.

Welp, the film's done... I'm gonna wrap this up now. Plus, my loins are on fire, and stinky pre-pubecent boys are not my idea of quality smut. Let me know if anyone agrees with my sentiment. And, if someone says to you, "Gimme some skin," you'll know how to respond.


- iluvfatchickx

...and The Gold Medal VIP goes to... iluvfatchickx!!
1:40PM on August 27, 2008

I had been a RUDEbwoy for quite some time. When I first found the site, I was always logging on, checking out videos (love all Black SSBBW and mature BBW/SSBBW content!). Then, I had a huge lull in checking out the site, due to life changes, a marriage proposal, et cetera.

One day, I got an e-mail from a friend, linking me to a clip on the site. I logged in, checked out that video, and a couple more. After awhile, I got hit with the dreaded "VIP only" message, quickly figuring out you now had to pay to REALLY view content, even the same videos and pics I used to view for free! Yeah, I was appalled, but then I found out about the free VIP upgrade that was being given away.

A sexy little lady named BJ Mature posted a blog about how easy it was to obtain this free upgrade (check it out here). I followed her advice pretty much to the T. I filled out the info and changed my profile page's colors. I added a couple pics, including my Naughty Bits and Moods, which was kinda fun (check the rest of my blog for more about that). I rated pics/vids of pages I visited, left comments, and added as many buddies as I was allowed daily. I went into a few folks' lobbies and got to chatting to some other nice folks like Real_Big_Chick, gaining their support in my VIP quest. I promise you, it didn't take more than a week to do all I just described. Then, I applied, and here I am, a VIP for free!  Plus, it was extra easy (only applied on the boards once) as I had little competition due to not much response.  What's wrong with you dudes?!  Who cares... your loss is someone else's gain!  LOL

I feel like it is something that can start out being a hassle, but quickly turn into something that is kind of fun. I mean, I actually like looking at my page now, and enjoy adding to it. I figure about a good 60% of all people who frequent the internet have a Myspace page. If you take the time to invest in that PG-rated zone, why not do the same here on RUDE and be able to view quality smut?!? I love smut, and smut loves me. Thanks, Rude.com, for making me a VIP!

- iluvfatchickx

Rudie's Mood for love
1:57AM on August 21, 2008

Folks, I thought that taking pics of my Naughty Bits was fun.  Well, I just got done updating the pics to customize my moods.  Talk about hilarious!  LOL  Have any of you really done this?  I actually took close-up shots of my face, trying to capture certain moods.  I felt like telling the director: "What's my motivation?!"  I felt like one of those wannabe actors/actresses that swears s/he is the next big Hollywood star.  Like I'm at an audition and the director wants to see how I will look playing certain moods.  I was at a loss for "curious" and "crazy."  Since I don't smoke and never have, "stoned" was kind of a stretch for me.  But, I know enough weedheads that I think I was able to pull it off alright.  Let me know what you all think!  And if you all haven't customized your own moods (I mean REALLY customized, like with your own pics that you take of your own facial expressions), you need to try it!  It's a blast!  Enjoy.

- iluvfatchickx

Background image
1:14PM on August 20, 2008

So, I'm still trying to spruce up my RUDEpage, but am having a bit of a difficult time doing so.  I am not a VIP or a Producer or a Mod or anything like that.  I'm a regular olde member that's trying to learn this site.  Forgive me for being slow, but I need some help.

I've seen so many other profiles that have a background image tiled behind the content on the page.  I would like to have that.  I don't have much Myspace experience, but from what I know, you have to go to another site, design it, get the customized code, then paste it in a certain part of your Myspace profile editing page.  Is Rude done the same/similar way?  Please help, so I can have a flashy page like I've seen on several others' pages.  Thanks in advance!  Also, don't forget to vote in my poll, comment and rate my pics and blogs, too!  Thanks again for reading!

- iluvfatchickx

Naughty bits
10:24AM on August 19, 2008

I am getting more and more involved in getting my page up to par.  I added a poll on my RUDEpage.  Basically, it's asking for what you folks want to see on my page.  I want to know from the people who are going to be viewing it what you want to see.  I'll try my best to take it all into consideration and get it on for you all.  I'm also looking for other suggestions that are not on the poll.  Let me know what you want to see! 

Also, I posted my "naughty bits" on the page.  I couldn't believe how much fun that was.  I am a web-cammer; LOVE showing off on the cam.  I usually do so on Y! messenger for a few of my friends I have on there.  But, this was like camming for myself, almost!  LOL  Just making sure the cam caught the proper "bits" was kinda fun.  I was getting dressed for work this morning, and just decided to go ahead and get the pics taken.  If you haven't put up your "bits," you should give it a shot.  (no pun intended)  Tell me you don't at least chuckle trying to get a flattering shot of your own feet, not to mention your big ass!  LOL  Hope you enjoy mine.  Rate me!

- iluvfatchickx

First blog
4:08PM on August 18, 2008

Okay, so I've never made a blog before, so I hope this is what they consist of. Basically, I'm gonna ramble on until I see a couple of sentences build up to about what I would consider a paragraph. At that time, I think I'll wrap this first blog up. I never understood why people would right so much about themselves, and post it online for complete strangers to find out information about them. I'm not going to do that. I might just post some blogs about my crazy fetishes. Maybe my next one will be about my first chat session. (((( real-big-chick )))) (((( sexybbww2244 )))) I think those are cyber-hugs. People used to do that waaaay back in the 90s. Okay, I've got a paragraph. I'm done. Hope you enjoyed!

- iluvfatchickx