Well when i said i got somthing going on in june i got somthing going on at
8:19PM on May 04, 2009

the last sat of of june its going to be wild ass hell i might do a show with it you have to check back and see all imma going to say its going to be alot of fat asses fat pussy and dicks thats all imma say lol hopefully everything be legit but i also got somthing going on in august to ill let yall know on that

a lyric from my boy too short
9:09PM on April 27, 2009

i'ma tell you I love you to feel you suckin me but the game jumps off when you thru suckin

Shit just been bothering about me about some of
5:47PM on April 27, 2009

Yall men that bother me why do some men beg when they cant get the pussy damn move on go find another bitch lol and some of yall ladies trip me out be braggin and shit about they can do this and that this is part 1 of shit that bothers me hell im from the show me state can someone just show me hell

I got a question to all my fellow freaks out here on rude
5:33PM on April 21, 2009

Why do some men and women after you done have gave them some go crazy over your dick and pussy  i mean im not braggin or anything like that i know i got some good pussy somtimes men and women can go crazy over it i got this one guy somthimes i wish i never fucked ol dude know hes coming to my house 24/7 every fucking day showing up not even calling me before he comes over and most of yall know who im friends with on here knows that  to call me before you come over you dont never know what im doing are who up in my house thats just respect to me dont get me wrong i luv having sex as much as the next person but damn some people out here go crazy over some good pussy or dick these days my saying this year since the men are sayin(mob) money over bitches i came up with  the same thing (mod) money over dick cause fuck the dick or pussy you can always get that lol when will people ever learn lmao

Happy easter to everyone to bad
1:19AM on April 12, 2009

i gotta go to my 2 job tommarow lmao gotta make that  money you know how it is mon money over niggas lmao

Ladies and fellas to lol nowspeaking of that song
11:41AM on April 11, 2009

the very first one i was just playing on my page this have it  have it ever been so good the dick and pussy that you got hooked on it and you called that person right back after  yall finshed fucking and tell them to come right back over well it happpen to me a again with this guy im going to call him stalker and stalker stay right down the street from me and stalker is obssed with me lol everysince i put it on him come knocking on my door everyday wanting some lmao so has anyone been through the situtaion it was so good that you was hooked lol

guess what yall
11:38PM on April 09, 2009

i was almost about to do a girl last month for the first time because i never experince being with a woman yet it was my homeboy girl but the bitch started trippin and nothing didnt happen i was mad ass hell my ass was ready not saying that i want try another woman again i got somthing going down in auguest of this month i will keep yall inform on that lets just say its going to be a couple my bestfiend and his girl  i just found out a couple months ago she been wanting to do me for awhile i was shock ass hell though lol but i will keep yall inform on it

im back yall
8:00AM on April 07, 2009

i miss sum of yall been out for a couple of months i finally got my computer in my room lol lmao with my new tv lmao lol but anyways yall wall get at me u all can

me and a friend had a long talk last night on
5:01PM on February 24, 2009

the phone about death it really hit me hard last night i was just missing my mom bad when he started talking bout his mom when she passed away he told me to always think about the good things but somtimes its hard thats why i get on this young folks and kids and adults about disrespeting there mom or gradpantes etc etc you only got one mom in this world even though she may talk crazy or get on your nerves lol you got to still respect her and remeber no ones perfect but the one up above

so what yall getting me for my b-day today
5:33PM on February 12, 2009

hehhe i wanna know i hate suprises so i wanna know now

my -day cumming up yayyyyyyy a gilr can neva be
5:03PM on January 27, 2009

so happy in her whole entire life hehe  i wanna do an after b-day fuck show on rude after my b-day but i keep dissapointed by some men these days some are to afraid of being on cam or having they face shown  on cam so they wont get caught and then u got some who talked all that shit and dont know how to back it up and that s goes the same way with my ladies im not just gettin on the men the ladies are the same to sumtimes but damn where are my real freaks at for the 09 whos down for whateva howeva and aint scared to do shit i wanna be suprise on my b-day not be dissapoited lmao lol and i know immma get some dumb ass cmments in my tudemail saying that i havent met a real man and i be dealing with all them lil boys all the time lmao thats the same comment i get from men  it be trippin me out though but this is just how i feel this is another ccor prouduction you can eithrt love me or hate me i dont give a fuck what you think about me lmao lol im out

Well yall imma bout to head out to the club tonite
6:07PM on January 02, 2009

so its offical u guys it going later on in the am hopefully lol im ready to be gangbang my pussy eating cum everywhere im nust ready to be fuckkkkk toys and toys and whew toys lmao lol

I had a pretty good new yr but i was so mad
3:39PM on January 01, 2009

cause  a sista thought she was going to get some for the new yr  but that person didnt show up and i was going to give my fans a show they can remeber for the o9 but i guess shit happen lol well hopefull this time this saturday it will be on and poppin like popcorn lol lmao well yall im still drunk and hangover from last night

Ok this is an old blog but i am looking for new fuckbuddiess for the yr of 09
11:25AM on December 31, 2008

Im taking applications for new fuck buddyieseveryone must fill this out




Booty Call Agreement

This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2009, by_______________________, between ____________and______________.


THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:

1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.

2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.

3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about.

4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed.

5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The
answer is no, so don't ask.

6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from
out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.

7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.

8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.

9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.

10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.

11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.

12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.

13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the
fuck home.

14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.

15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.

16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's
girlfriend/boyfriend."

17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.

19. No condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home.

20. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.

21. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.


* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:

The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically
become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.


Participating Party

Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________

Participating Party

Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________
Tags: buddies fuck new

Condoms Types
2:12PM on December 30, 2008

1. Capmbell's Soup Condoms: Mmm, mmmm, good...
2. Coca Cola Conddoms: the real thing.
3. Diet pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
4. Double Mint: Double your pleasure, Double your fun!
5. Energizer: It keeps going and going and going...
6. Ford condoms: the best never Rest.
7. Hewlett Packard Condoms; Expanding possibilities.
8. KFC Condoms: Finger-lickin good.
9. M&M Condom: It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!
10. Mars Bar condoms: The quicker picker upper!
11. Maxwell House: good to the last drop!
12. Microsoft: Where do you want to go today?
13. Nike Condoms: just do it.
14. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
15. Taco Bell: Get some; make a run for the border.
16. Tattslotto Condoms: Who's next?
17. Star Trek condoms: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
18. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
19. United Airlines travel pack: Fly United.
20. Yellow pages Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? don't you wish everybody did

FORMER SWEETHEART BAITS HUSBAND TO MAKE A SWITCH
2:08PM on December 30, 2008

FORMER SWEETHEART BAITS HUSBAND TO MAKE A SWITCH
DEAR ABBY: "Homer" and I have been married for more than 40 years. Last year he started sneaking around with "Mary," his girlfriend from high school who lives out of town. She came into town for a visit last year. This year, on the very same weekend, he went there.

Last year Mary told Homer he should divorce me and marry her. (She has buried two husbands already.) I spoke with Mary, and she told me that what the two of them have is "Untouchable! No one can touch it!" But he's still living here.

Homer keeps saying he's going to leave because Mary is a Christian woman. Abby, Homer doesn't even go to church. I do! It doesn't seem Christian to me to run around with a married man. Mary is promising him a lot of material things, like a big-screen TV, a recliner and two cars. He keeps coming home with things Mary has bought him: a watch, cuff links, a pair of shoes, a wallet, sweater and pants.

Is she trying to buy his love? -- LOYAL WIFE, MIAMI GARDENS, FLA.

DEAR LOYAL WIFE: It certainly appears that way. It's not so much that every day is Valentine's Day with Mary; it's more like every day is Christmas. "Good Christian women" obey the 10 Commandments. Your husband's girlfriend has broken at least three of them: Thou shalt not covet, thou shalt not commit adultery, and thou shalt not steal. A saint she ain't. It says in Romans 6:23 that "The wages of sin is death." Please point that out to Homer. It could be the reason his girlfriend has buried two husbands.

This was so funny that i had to let sombody read this its a shame when people try to put a lie with a lie people can we be honest somtimes with ourselves

The Last Word
2:04PM on December 30, 2008

A man to his friend: "At my house I always say the last word".

His friend: "What is the word?"

The man: "I am sorry. Forgive me

Halloween Joke Better Than Sex?
2:03PM on December 30, 2008

TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2) Less guilt the morning after.
1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD

Would you or could you?
2:01PM on December 30, 2008

1) Would you mind me being in control?

2) Would you spank my Ass ?

3) Would you talk dirty to me?

4) Would you kiss me with a lil' tongue, or a lot of tongue?

5) Would you go down on me?

6) Would you expect me to go down on you?

7) Would you let me kiss and lick all over ya' body?

8) Would you suck my toes?

9) How many rounds would we go?

10) What would you wanna do afterwards?

11) Would you strip for me?, What song would you strip to?

12) Would you lick, kiss, and bite all over me?

13) Would you like foreplay 1st, or just get
straight to the point?
14) Would you take your time, if I told you to??

15) Is it gonna be all about me, or you??

16) Would you fall asleep when we're done??

17) Would you want to go fast or slow??

18) Where would you wanna do it at???

19) Would you like for me to perform "ANAL" on you??

20) Can you make me scream your name??

21) Do you think that I could make you have a orgasm??
How do you like to cum??
22) Are you going to post these questions in your blog so I can answer them????

Online Too Long
1:58PM on December 30, 2008

70 Ways To Tell You've Been Online Too Long

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL".

3. You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. You have called out someone's screen name while making love to
your significant other.

5. You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to-
face.

8. You have to get a 2d phone line just so you can call Pizza Hut.

9. You go into labor and you stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone
know you're going to be away.

10. You have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it.

11. You no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation, or
complete sentences.

12. You have met over 100 AOLers.

13. You begin to say "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.

14. When someone says "What did you say?" you reply "Scroll up!"

15. You find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the
night when your spouse is asleep.

16. You turn down the lights & close the blinds so people won't know
you're on-line again.

17. You know more about your AOL friends' daily routines than you do
your own spouses.

18. You find yourself lying to others about your time on-line & when they
complain that your phone was busy you claim it was off the hook.

19. You have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to
your own.

20. You would rather tell people that your bloodshot eyes are from
partying too much than the truth (online all night).

21. You change your screen names so much that you have to look at your
own profile to see who you are.

22. Your kids are standing at your side saying, "Mommy, please come and
cook" dinner and you would rather type another "LOL".

23. You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at
the same time.

24. You won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved.

25. Your dog leaves you.

26. You have to ask what year it is.

27. You write a letter like this.. "dear tom, hiyas! how r u doin well I gotta
go bbl!"

28. You name your pets after people you talk to.

29. You smile sideways...

30. You sign on & immediately get 10 IMs from people who have you on
their buddy list.

31. You look at an annoying person off-line & wish you had your ignore
button handy.

32. You bring a bag lunch & a cooler to the computer.

33. Your significant other kisses your neck while you're chatting & you
think "uh oh cyber sex perv".

34. You have withdrawals if you are away from the computer for more
than a few hours.

35. You use AOL lingo in everyday life (if you still have one he he he).

36. You take a speed reading course to keep up with the scrolling.

37. Your buddy list has over 100 people on it.

38. Your worse comeback to a bully is "I'll slap ya w/a rubber chicken!"

39. You wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get online
before you have your first cup of coffee.

40. You have to inject no-doze into your butt to keep it awake.

41. You have your computer set so it goes directly into AOL's welcome
screen.

42. You don't know where the time has gone.

43. You end sentences with 3 (or more) periods while writing letters by
hand.

44. You get up at 2am to go to the bathroom but turn on the computer
instead.

45. You don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo.

46. You enter a room & 23 people greet you w/((hugs)) or **kisses**.

47. You stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and
lemme.

48. Your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave your s/n &
I will TTYL".

49. You type faster than you think.

50. You got your psychiatrist addicted to AOL too & are now undergoing
therapy in private rooms instead of at his office.

51. You want to be buried with your computer when it dies or vice versa.

52. You actually enjoy the fact that you are addicted.

53. You can actually read & follow all the names of the cast that scrolls up
your TV screen at the end of a movie.

54. People say, "If it weren't for your super reflexes in your eyes &
fingers, you would have been classified as a vegetable!"

55. You dream in "text".

56. Being called a Newbie is a "MAJOR" insult.

57. There is absolutely no interesting chat in any room & you're really
bored.

58. You don't want to leave in case you miss something.

59. You double click your TV remote.

60. You can now type over 70wpm.

61. You think about starting a 12-step recovery group for AOL junkies.

62. You are on the phone a minute & need to do something else &
say "BRB" or "BBL".

63. You check your Email and forget you have real mail aka snail mail.

64. You go into withdrawals during dinner.

65. You spend at least 30 minutes making sure you say goodbye to
everyone in a room.

66. You stop speaking in full sentences.

67. You have gone into an unstaffed Tech Support room & ended
up "giving" tech support to other AOLers.

68. You have to be pried from your computer by the "Jaws of Life".

69. You know what a "snert" is.

70. You set your kitchen on fire while cooking dinner because you wanted
to check your mail" & while there you "just wanted to see who was
online".