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Eye surgery
9:36AM on March 02, 2011

For the most part many of you do not know this but I am legally blind. Well... I was. I was born with really, really bad vision.... I do not remember the exact numbers but for 25 years of my life when I looked out at the world it was blurry and very muted. If you hold up a sheet of wax paper and look through it... that is close to what I could see for most of my life.

The year I turned 25 I discovered technology that could perhaps help me. I had a lot of consultations with eye specialists all over the world. They all told me that if anyone could help me (we will call him Sam) Sam could. So I made the appointment with him in his London office. Several days worth of testing later... he and I had coem up with a way to fix my eyes that we could both live with. He was willing to do the surgery and I could live with the consequences if it all went wrong.

And so my year of surgeries began. I have lenses inplanted both above and below my iris... and then a laser surgery on top of that all to fine tune my vision. When all was said and done (12 surgeries later... 6 on each eye and no that doesnt include the other procedures I had to endure to get to the point of being able to have the surgery each time... eyes are tricky like that) I had perfect vision.... my right eye sees 20/25 and my left eye 20/15. I have depth perception... which I had never had in my life. I can see in color that is clean and clear and not fuzzy beyond being able to distinguish one shade of blue from another. It was a new world for me.

For 5 years (almost 6) I have had the wonderful joy of sight. Real sight.

This last Saturday I was working on the computer when a friend of mine walked through my door. I looked up to say hi and felt my left eye "pop". All of a sudden I was seeing doubles and light halos and my vision was very, very blury. I called my local eye Dr and he said he wouldnt even look at it... lol. And so I called Sam's office. The told me to come in Tuesday midday and they would take a look. Sam has multiple offices around the world... he is currently not in the US. Irish drove me to his Boston office (I am so not traveling alone and am not okay to drive) adn his associates did a lot of testing and looking and yuppers... I was right.... the stitches holding the lens in the front of my left eye have snapped. The lens is being held by one stitch (clip) and the rest of it is resting on the bottom of my eye.

The good news is that nothing is damaged internally. The inside of my cornea is not scratched nor is my iris. The not so good news is that I need to hae open eye surgery again to correct the problem. My surgery is scheduled for this Monday (March 7th). I should be just fine (I am in very capable hands) but I have a very limited amount of time I can be on teh computer... and reading, watching tv, my beadwork, quilting along with a lot of other things I love to do are now very restricted until my eye has recovered. My recovery time is expected to be between 3 to 5 weeks total if all goes well (as it should).

Since I will not be working you will find me to be home a good amount of the time. I may not be in my live house chat as much as I used to be but if sent a Rudemail I will respond as soon as I am able.  

I am including pictures of my eyes... up close so that you can see what I am talking about. They are not gross or anything. And you can all get a really good look at the actual color of my eyes... they are actually a very pale brown... almost yellow and have a bit of striping to them.

To be your friend was all I ever wanted; to be your lover was all I ever dreamed
11:13AM on February 06, 2011

There have been a great many things written about love. I thought I might share with you a few of my favorites... some are beautiful... some sad.... some deeply personal to me... and some I have yet to experience... but all are true. What is your favorite quote about love?




"She walks in Beauty, like the night
Of cloudness climes and starry skies,
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes..."
--Lord Byron

"I can forget my very existence in a deep kiss of you"

"In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love you want the other person."
--Margaret Anderson

"The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer." 

"A kiss is a lovely trick, designed by nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous."
--Ingrid Bergmen

If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you made me smile, I would have the whole night sky in the palm of my hand.

"Kiss me and you will see stars; love me and I will give them to you."

"All love is sweet, given or returned."
--Percy Bysshe Shelley

"How delicious is the winning of a kiss at love's beginning."
--Thomas Campbell

"If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever."
--Alfred Lord Tennyson

"Here are fruits, flowers, leaves, and branches, And here is my heart which beats only for you."
--Paul Verlaine

 "I love you, not only for what you are, But for what I am when I am with you."
--Roy Croft

"Oh, thou art fairer than the evening air Clad in the beauty of a thousand stars."
--Christopher Marlowe

. "Love means to commit oneself without guarantee, to give oneself completely in the hope that our love will produce love in the loved person. Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love."
--Erich Fromm



 

Naked Floors
10:17AM on January 21, 2011

Hmmm.... Naked Floors...

If you have yet to attend my naked floor show you are missing one of the most sensual Group Shows around. You wont find me pinching my nipples or moaning as I insert one of my glass toys in and out of my throbbing pussy until I cum with reckless abandon. 

What you will find is me, completely and totally naked, on my hands and knees as I scrub my floors with my favorite orange scrubby and dry them with a towel. I dont tend to say much but then again not much really needs to be said. 

I lay down a towel for under the laptop and off I go. Dipping my brush into the hot, sudsy water I give you a sly smile because even if you do not know what to expect I do and then I start to scrub. Pardon my bum I tend to say as I position the camera about a foot from my round, thick ass. As I push the scrub brush back and forth my body follows along with it. Scrubbing finished I reach for a towel, stretching my bum high into the air. My kitty is exposed inches from the screen 

Delicious Hunny OMG - damn nearly bashed my nose on the screen - love when you go low like that! - my pleasure - This is a nice view to see in the morning OMG - all the blood went to the little head - : mmm - I need some quality time all up in between those cheeks - nice ass - wow! Tango time OMG -  nice tan lines - : I'm sure Hunny just winked at me - lick and kiss her all over that pretty ass - there goes my nose on the screen again - ahhh heres my view - xoxox and *spank* - OMG - I could stare at this view all month - its just so round thick n juicy Lynn! Look at it! - Id love to do that theres only about 25 hard dicks and wet mouth in here right now OMG

Now if you havent seen naked floors. You probably should.
XXooXX
Hunny
 

An evening with the Perv Family... statements in review....
11:00AM on December 20, 2010

25 Things you are not likely to know about me.... unless I told you.
7:35PM on December 02, 2010

1) I expect and want people to do the right thing and am constantly disappointed when they do not.

2) I love the rain. The sound it makes and the smell. LOVE IT!

3) My favorite color is a coppery earthy orange.

4) My absolute favorite sexual thing to do is give head I love the feeling of a hard cock deep in my throat. I also have little to no gag reflex.

5) Theft is the worst thing in the world to me just about every horrible thing someone can do to another can be broken down into some form of theft or another.

6) I am afraid of the open ocean. (Even though I swim extremely well) It is just so big and powerful and unpredictable and you never know what lurks just below the surface. I have also had to swim over 2 miles in the open ocean without a live vest not my most favorite memory of the water ever.

7) I am a very private person. There are very few people who know about all the facets of my life.

8) I dont ever really scream when I cum I am more of a bite my lip and hold my breath kinda girl ( I also tend to hide my face if possible)

9) I have a tenancy to take in every stray and injured critter within a 20mile radius...much to the dismay and sometimes abject horror of Irish.

10) I love to watch people sleeping it sooths me.

11) I am VERY sensitive to the way things smell... in good and not so good ways.

12) My favorite book ever is Gone with the Wind... it is also my favorite movie ever.

13) I cry when watching sad "girlie" movies

14) I have absolutely no desire what-so-ever to be anyone but who I am.

15) I am fiercely loyal to my family and close friends...even to my own determent.

16) I sing in the shower dance too in any way that I want to.

17) I desperately want a truck Ford or Chevy... Bench seat in the front, crew cab, manual 4x4 (with the stick on the floor). Any color will be just fine with me thank you. I have discovered that I am a truck type of girl... someone...anyone wants to get one for me????........

18) Roses make me sad. It would take someone either brave or crazy to get me some.

19) One of my favorite places in the world is the zoo. I would spend house there every day if I could. I love to watch the animals.

20) I rarely, if ever sleep through the night.

21) Ants creep me out

22) I am extremely good in a crisis...afterwards I fall apart but during...I am the person you want there.

23) I hate pictures of myself. I do not think they ever really look like me.

24) I have a soft spot for Disney cartoon movies.

25) My nipples are incredibly sensitive and I can get off quite easily when they are sucked on or played with.

Chocolate Oreo Truffles
11:16AM on August 11, 2010

What you need....

1 package dubble stuffed Oreos
1 package cream cheese
1 bag of chocolate chips


What you need to do....

Crush the cookies up and mix really well with the creamcheese until totally blended.
Roll the mixture into one inch balls
Melt the chocolate (microwave or double boiler)
Dip the balls into the chocolate and set onto parchment paper to harden

Once the balls are hard pop into your mouth and taadaa... yummy chocolate oreo truffles.

The top 10 ways you know you are addicted to Rude
1:35PM on July 20, 2010

I'm not saying it is a bad thing... just stating some of the more obvious ways you know you perv a lot... giggle.

 

Hunny's Top 10 ways to know you are totally addicted (in the good fun way) to Rude

1.) The first thing you do upon waking up in the am is to check all the voyer cams to see who is making the best out of morning wood.

2) You stay logged into your favorite voyer room so that you can see what happened via the chat log while you were away at work (a big "hi" to ben the chocolatier for this one)

3) You have called my cell to let me know the cams are frozen (thank you, thank you)

4) You stay up until 2am your time to watch me wash my kitchen floor on my hands and knees naked (by the way... I love that you do that... XXooXX)

5) Upon logging into my chat for the evening after being gone for the day, you tell me that the dogs have been on the couch 27 times and that Moose was the one to knock over my favorite lamp.

6) You are willing to be late for work for the chance of seeing someone you have never met face to face sing and dance in the shower.

7) You bought yourself the Droid Eris so that you can perv anytime, anyplace... just so you dont miss any of the possible action.

8) You are perving voyer cams on six different screens at once while watching a group show.

9) Your morning coffee doesn't cost you $2.50, it costs you 36 chips.


And you know you are totally addicted to Rude in the good fun way when.....


10) You are embedded onto three members sites and perv the same voyer house under four different names while talking to yourself in chat because you think no one knows they are all you (you know who you are... admit it... giggle).

(It's okay to admit you are addicted... and I adore each and every one of you... XXooXX Hunny)

Man Town
9:56AM on June 01, 2010

Well, the garage is a complete and total mess... I suppose someone is going to have to clean it up and reorganize it a bit.. Once that is done Irish and I can finally start working on rebuilding the little truck. He is in desperate need of a project for the summer and hey... making him a "mantown" seems like a good idea.

I wonder just what I can find to put into there... anyone have any ideas???? What would you guys like to have in your own ideal mantowns?

Lacing it up
5:11PM on May 27, 2010

Well, even us mostly naked girls like to get all dressed up once in a while. So... I have envited a girl friend of mine over for her first adventure in a corset. I'm going to see just how far I can push my shy little Cupcake into going.... hmmmm..... I may need whipcream and a camera for this one. Cupcake tends to be shy, but she is curious as anything. This could wind up being a good time had by all. Pics to come in later... at a minimum everything will be done live on my voyer cam.