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Something For Charity
6:13PM on December 15, 2008

I fell through the sky at 135mph, my heartbeat raced a billion times quicker. The lord of all I surveyed, major cities, oceans, and millions of people 10,000ft beneath me. I was up, up in the sky with the birds and the crisp wintery sunshine. Adrenalin soured through my veins keeping me warm

...and at the end of it all I raised over a £1000. In aid of Barnardo's, something to keep the buzz alive when December reaches out to take me.
 

Tick, Tick, Tock
1:42PM on October 03, 2008

The clocks 12 and I'm in danger of turning into a pumpkin. Carry me away to NeverNever land. Kickin' it with the fairies, the sweetest of sunsets, and me in my happy place. You can have the coordinates if you like? Hook up your Tom-Tom and come join me.

As Scotland's proving rather lonely. This is what happens when you move to a place with 150,000 less people in it than the place you were before. But I'm no time-traveller so I guess I'll continue to move forward? With a hop, skip, and jump setting world records in the workplace. At a good pace bouncing, so hip I must be cool?

Now the summer's long gone so out comes the hat and the gloves, and the scarf and a whole lot more layers. Makes my skinny, white-ass look a little more padded. These are the insane rambles of a sane man. Ignorance is bliss.

Look at all the happy people :)

I'm very so-so, hehe, ho-ho. Now I hear talk of Santa! Dear gawd it's only Oct!!

I wanna hibernate. My batcaves got Sky, ADSL, and a bangin' system. Hammering home the point just off the mark.

Living day to day all fusilli.

An Amazing Profile To View
10:31AM on August 02, 2008

www.rude.com/hotties4u/

You really should all go and have a gander at the wonderful Hotties4u profile page. She's so cool she could have been born in a fridge/freezer! Lucky for all us she's not just another gorgeous gal, she's also fantastically addictive to chat and chill with. So go see...
(what are you waiting for? Did you not here me?!)
Go See! :)

x

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
4:17PM on July 11, 2008

No, no! It's heyheysexy falling 10,000 ft at 125mph on his own!
-Well least it will be on the 14th Sept.

Get in!

I'm so excited I could pee :)  All in the name of charity of course ;) I've picked Barnardos because it supports children and doesn't fawk out money on T.V ads.

The usual for someone who's never jumped is a 3000ft static line one or a 10,000ft tandem...I'm doing a 10,000ft free-fall on my own!! It should go a little something like this...

*falling 5000 ft at 125mpg*
*Ohhhh sh*ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt*
5000ft
'PLEASE LET MY PARACHUTE OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
5000ft downwards
'Ohhhhhhh sh*tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!'


I wish it was Sept 14th now :))))

Consideration
7:23PM on April 23, 2008



(As it won't let me post a bigger image. This is simply my blog from another site I thought people might like to see?)

 Something about life, seeping green and runaway throwaways. Catch me if you can. So I bounce off the wall as I flip-flop and skipitty-bop. A whole lot of Scottish mist which I’ll sell you for a $...and me quid’s in for the long haul.
‘Nuts?’
Well that’s a given. Y’all know I’m crazy even without the stamp on my hand. Just be sure to get yours stamped first so they let you out again. Mind, I wouldn’t turn down the company. But I could leave ATOS anytime now.

Hmm? It’s all down to me. Probably why I put some on a pedestal? It’s so much easier when you ring-fence your world. Flick the switch and send shocks through the wires. Electric, eclectic...

Yeah...so like, kinda....
Anywayz. The lights are on and gas has been paid. So’s the broadband, phone, web, food, and council tax. Alas, the same can’t be said of ‘My Last Ever Debt’ and the frightening AMEX which just grew fangs. A clove of garlic isn’t going to cut it. I’ve my doubts about this vibe.

Least you guys are feelin’ me.
‘Oi hands off my ass’
Gotta keep it clear while I belt out my swansong.
B#