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Relationships: "if you let it go and it comes back to you, it's yours?" Yep
Photoshop Do's and Don'ts lol
the "hip-hop" police
the shake video epidemic
men lie. women lie. sexual partner numbers... hm, do they lie too?
panties? yeah? what about em?
the female booty call
"what you wont do..."
you know what i need to do? i know!
happy holidays, folks
hey folks
just a few updates
ass shakin contest

hey! hey!
12:50AM on December 15, 2015

 I'm really a lil tree stump. I'm only 5'0 tall. Idk what that is in cm for my intl folks. It equals to short as fuck, basically.

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i have a question
8:47PM on June 17, 2013

Do you ever have to just stop doing what you are doing and get a nut in, then go back to doing what ever it was like its nothing? 

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Sometimes
  
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Relationships: "if you let it go and it comes back to you, it's yours?" Yep
7:25PM on July 04, 2011

Quick story. When I was in 6th grade, I found a pink ice ring. Yes, I am telling my age lol. However, I wanted to keep it so much. It was hot! I knew that it belonged to someone else, so I turned it into the office. The secretary put it in a small envelope with my name and date on it. She said if nobody claims it in 30 days, I can check back and its mine to keep. What, bitch?! So I hoped and wished and all of that stuff, and a month later I was rocking that pink ice ring. Dont hate. I was 12 lol.

I said this to make a point. In relationships we break up, we hook back up. We have our doubts mentally about whether the situation is the one for us. No relationship or situation is perfect.

Sometimes we break up temporarily, you know. To take time off due to circumstances, or to test the water. Sometimes we break up with no intentions of hooking back up. We often have that lil 30 day grace period it seems where we are apart from each other, but end up getting back together. Its not always 30 days, Im just saying. It may be 6-9 weeks or longer. You never know. However, people handle that time differently. Some think about the shit they CAN do now that they are single. Some think of the shit they can do to get that one back. Some are upset, saddened or angry about the split still. Do you. Different strokes for different folks. Some folks test the waters during this time, especially if they feel that they arent getting back with the partner that they just split up with. If they do, you cant be mad at the fact that they may date someone during this time, go fuck others, or talk to exs. People move on, or make attempts at it.

When you cant move on and decide that getting back together is for you, keep in mind that the problems that existed before, exist now. Communicate. Do it calmly. Nobody can understand anything being said when people are crying or yelling. We are human, capable of emotions. Do try to control them, avoid arguing and going tit for tat. Establish the problem, and work on a solution together. Or dont be mad when history repeats itself and yall are back at square one. If yall do get back together then perhaps its like that pink ice ring that I found. Its yours.

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this is very true good blog
  
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the "hip-hop" police
7:17PM on July 04, 2011

This topic was brought up to me, and I decided to speak on it during tax time lol. People file taxes and claim kids that arent even their own lol. With that comes a whole new set of problems. You have people flashing money they know they dont normally have in photos, and put on like they are balling year around. DO YOU. Sprint has amazing deals on androids right now, so I hear. However, my problem is not with the idiots posting photos of bread that they DIDNT file taxes for all over the net, to put on for their city and surrounding areas. The same people you are trying to impress are waiting on you to lose it, trying to gold dig it, or rob you for it. People are haters now. They arent celebrating with you unless you are buying. However I digress. With the invention of social media networks comes ways for the federalis to keep track of, scoop and apprehend idiots who not only post photos of weed and guns like that idiot waka flocka flame(he twitpics pics of himself with drugs etc). The IRS also watches what you do. As lil wayne so eloquently put it, real gs move in silence like lasagna. If it aint the Internal Revenue Service coming to collect you or your money for bread they KNOW you didnt file, itll be the Interstate Robbing Squad coming with the same goal in mind. That common goal is to take your bread. Think about it.

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the shake video epidemic
12:31PM on April 02, 2011

Im sure most of yall have peeped my shake videos lol. Shake videos are becoming a problem smh. 99 problems, but a shake video aint one. Trust me. Its one thing to shake your watoosie to your favorite song. Even the gheigh white boys are doing it to beyawnce. However, I digress. The problem I have with shake videos aint the chick. i LIKE ass like yall do lol. It aint her cheer shorts and sports bra dancing bare foot like shes going into convulsions. it aint the comments, views, twitter page, etc. The problem with a lot of it is whats in the background.

GIRLS! PLEASE! If you are going to make a shake video, please remove any and all items from the background that pertains to your kids. NO STROLLERS. NO CAR SEATS. NO PACIFIERS or EMPTY BOTTLED WITH DRIED MILK IN IT ON THE FLOOR. Thats trifling. Even worse, dont have lil jaquante on the bed, in his playpen or swing watching The Wiggles on DVD and you are wiggling what you pushed him out of. Word travels fast on these mean streets of the internets. Now when your babydaddys hater of a hatin ass sister who never liked you ANYWAYS sees this shit you doing, guess what? That broad is going to call DFCS on you and have your kids taken away. Dont say fury didnt warn ya. 

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MrGra...
May 10, 2011 (Report It)

Hilarious but definitely a word to the wise.

MzGlinda
April 03, 2011 (Report It)

Great Blog and funny as hell

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Lmao this is so true...great blog Hun!
  
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panties? yeah? what about em?
12:23PM on April 02, 2011

I hate wearing panties. I know they are cute and all but, I hate em. When you have a pussy with 3 inch lips, its hard to find any cute ones that are comfy and fit well. Sort of like a big titty woman who cant find sexy bras to fit bc they lack support lol. I usually dont wear them outside of work. Actually I usually dont wear them at all. One day I may tell the story about what happened when I didnt wear panties under a dress.

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October 15, 2012 (Report It)

Please tell that story!!! ;)

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I hate panties, the only time I wear them is when I am at work or it's that time of the month....I just hate panties!
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"what you wont do..."
11:19PM on July 24, 2010

So in talking to a friend of mine, we encountered the infamous what you wont do, another one will bit. Ive said it before after I had been thinking about find another one who will, relationship wise okay. Different subject. But we are talking about bedroom boom here.
Anyways, you do NOT say that shit unless you want to pick a fight when sex is involved. Basically you are saying to your significant other that they arent up to par with what you need, and you have no issue replacing them based on sexual performance if they dont do what you ask. Translation: an ultimatum. Dont be a bully. You can make someone feel inferior and cause more damage by using that line.

There is no problem in expressing your needs to your significant other. If I want my man(Im single by the way, and happy) to do something say, move my furniture, then Ill pick up the phone and call or text. Its simple as that. If he cares, he will do it because I asked. So if a mate asks you for something in the bedroom, and you give a shit, then why not at least try it? You think he wants to come move my sectional, my coffee table(which is in 2 parts), end tables, and an armoire around my living room after he just worked at the j-o-b for 8-10hrs? HELL NO. But most men will do it because you asked.
So why not at least humor him and do it? Now if its something that is dangerous to you like some forms of BDSM, then okay. If he wants to fuck you in the ass bareback before blowing his load ontop of a piece of whole grain bread, but you arent with fucking him or her without a rubber and like white bread, then speak up. If she wants to try a prostate massage and you feel a certain kind of way about it, then cool. But if its something that he or she has expressed interest in, and you wont feel gay or scared, then do that shit! If he asked to let him cum on your face, guess what? It washes off. Its a two way street. We have no problem in asking them to do something, and get upset when they dont do it. He may not verbally say that if you wont, another one will, but if he REALLY wants that certain thing, trust me. Hes thinking it. bad sex is one of the main causes in break ups. A person will only deal with certain shit that they lack if they cant do better or until they can do better.
Also act like you like it. The way you respond to the act will set the pace for the rest. Ill elaborate.

Communication is key. Nobody wants to train a new sex partner. Its like purchasing a sweet tea, and its not sweet. You gotta add sugar and get it how you want, which not only takes time but its irritating when its nothing how you want or expected it to be.Didnt I just tell yall bad sex can cause somebody to walk on you? lol. Believe me when I tell you.
But talk about it. Dont be afraid. If you dont feel comfortable enough talking to your partner about sex, then you dont need to be with them. If you dont feel comfortable talking about sex in general, and you were grown enough to click on the enter button and come into my site, then you got some shit that you need to work out on your own. However, open your mouth. Ask questions. Be receptive of what they say. How you respond is also a major factor. If they says Baby, I like to stick my finger in your ass when Im fucking. do NOT right dude off as gay and say Oh hell no! I dont like shit going in my ass! Exit only!. Men, if she wants to do a prostate massage and you arent with a lady massaging it through your asshole, then let her know. You know the archaic cliche Youll catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. Not that you want to catch flies, but you feel me. How you reply is major aka dont give attitude. A simple I havent tried that before, I tried it before and or an Im not interested in that yet works wonders. It IS okay to say no if you are uncomfortable. However, dont be such a stick in the mud. Try some new shit. There are too many taboos put into place about sex. Talk about it. The next convo you may have is What you wont do, another person will.

Next topic: The female bootycall.

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you know what i need to do? i know!
7:03PM on December 10, 2009

Hey rude girls and guys! I miss you guys so much. I finally moved, so I will be back on with you guys as soon as possible. Until then, I will continue to deliver the hottest, sexiest, creative, entertaining and most explosive videos around at a low chips price for you. After all, I do this for ya'll. 

I'll be posting new content soon, ok? I haven't been having sex in a while, so my pussy is really tight. So I think I should break out one of the toys that ya'll haven't seen me use on video before, and "get it in", no pun intended. 
I did add some toys to my wishlist, so if you want me to start using that on video, then send it right over. I will be more than happy to use it, trust me lol. 

I along with my homie MrGrand27 (who aint 27 anymore lol) are working on a collab to bring to rude soon. We are sure you will love it. I have a lot of people who think I am just a webcam girl lol. That couldn't be any further from the truth. In case you havent noticed, my profile says confirmed webstar under my profile photo. But it's a lot of shit that I do that surprises people. Hell, I surprise people every time I come with a new video lol. 

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happy holidays, folks
6:23PM on December 01, 2008

Happy holidays, folks! Tis the season! Dec 13th is also the 5 year anniversary of my website! So december is a big month for me. I never visualized that my site would be as it is today,or as popular. So I guess that's one of the things that I am thankful for. I'm also thankful for all of you rude folks. You definitely keep showing me love when I come through, eventhough I don't show my face, err pussy often.

For those who asked, I DID make a wishlist here. My birthday is the day after new years, so it's more of a christmas/birthday wishlist lol.

Now, for the questions of the moment. Ive been asked these questions a lot, so there is no one
person to pin to it this time.

The first question is what do I do outside of porn.

Well, I am a pc nerd lol. So I'm online, constantly trying to figure out ways to give you more of my freakishly nasty self. But when away from the cameras, the site, the internet, etc. I like to get in my big bodied sports car(I bet you can't guess what it is, though a few of you know, already) and drive. I love to feel those horses as I wind through virginia's countryside and escape to the mountains. I love to see the different colors, smell the fresh air, and hear my music beating hard through the speakers. It gives me a lot of time to think about different things, and just get away from everything. I also enjoy cooking, but I don't have a lot of time to do so. I've never been a party person. I'd much rather be at home on my
laptop, under blankets, playing the sims 2 lol.

The next question is where did my nickname fury come from.

I was in english class in high school years ago. I was talking with my friends, and the teacher
suggested that since I know so much, I should come teach the class. We were reading from Macbeth at the time. So I stood in front of the class, and quoted the soliloquy on when Macbeth found
that his wife had passed. It's a line in it that says "It is a tale, told by an idiot, full of
sound and fury. Signifying nothing." She thought it'd be funny to call me sound and fury, and it
stuck. That was almost 10 years ago. Some that know me from back then call me "sound" but it was
eventually shortened to fury over time.

I think that I have an oral fixation lol. All I want to do is have something in my mouth like an
inkpen, straw, or candy. I go through gum like the wind. Maybe it's because I love to give head.
I like to suck over getting my pussy eaten. It's far better to give than receive in my book lol.
My mouth is watering now. I enjoy feeling and tasting the smooth flesh on my tongue.
One thing that I do want to work on is enjoying foreplay more. More kissing, caressing, and not
rushing through it. This year, I got more intune with my submissive side(imagine that). '09 is
my year for working on my more passionate and affectionate side. I digress. Sucking dick is a
skill that you can always work on, no matter how much of a monster you are with it.

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hey folks
9:18PM on November 15, 2008

Hey, everyone. i hope you came at least twice today. I'm doing well. I wanted to blog and bring
up a few points since they have no area for us to really say much on our rudespaces. You know I
don't get on much.I have my moments. If you haven't clicked the link on my rudespace and visited
my site, then understand that I do have one. It's ran by nobody but me. I also have a life
outside of being here, updating my site, shooting, and other things. But now that it's cold
outside, the only place I can be half naked is in the house or infront of a camera lol. I do
have a lot of content that I am working to get up at my site and here at rude, so be patient
with me. If I can't comment back, or respond to messages, as eminem said "Don't think I did that
sit intentionally just to diss you." I love the support and positive feedback that you guys give
me. I am also glad that you guys and gals seem to think I am one of the heavy hitters here at
rude. That's the shit.

I do have a feature in my blog at my site where I answer questions from friends, fans, and
whoever wants to ask me some shit lol. not only have I lived an interesting life, but I am also
very open about my sexuality, and virtually anything. Consider me an open book. I would like to
start posting some of the questions that I receive here also. So if you have a question that
you'd like to ask, then don't hesitate to ask. Plae question in the subject heading, and I will
try to get them up in future blogs here and at my other spot. Do be respectful in your questions
though. Don't ask me any dumb shit or I wont answer. There IS a such thing as a dumb question lol.

However, I digress.

A little more about me. My name is NOT carolina lol. I am fury aka get 'em girl friday. I'm a
milf. capricorn. The name carolina orgasm came about when I was on stage some years ago. I've
worked as a stripper for almost 4 yrs. I don't work in a club anymore. I do features for local
strip clubs every once in a while. I stopped to concentrate on getting my site finished and
other ventures that are adult related. So I'm semi retired lol. I have been doing live video way
longer than I've been stripping lets just say. I don't remember exactly when but it's been long
enough to be damn good at what I do. Any of you who have seen me fuck myself with no hands knows
that lol. I've been given the title of the phattest pussy on the net. That's one thing. But a
self fucking pussy is another lol.
I've modeled for almost 2 years now. I've done magazine covers and spreads in the past. Working
on cover #3. I've also been featured at different sites. So to see my work at various places is
rather humbling.

Outside of modeling and being nasty on camera, I love games. I play a browser game called
ikariam HARD. I also play the mobtsers app and yoville. My favorite is the Sims 2. I am a
hardcore simmer. I've been playing since like 01 when it first hit. I used to play madden with
my bestfriend a lot, but I probably suck now. I haven't had much time to play it. I also like
SimCity and Caesar.
I am also a freelance graphic designer (both print and web). I've done that since the 90's.
Imaging and website design is my first love next to porn. I also love animals.
I have some work I need to do, so I am going to finish this. However, do feel free to comment my blog, ask any questions, or comment my profile videos and photos. Everyone have a great cum filled weekend!

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November 27, 2008 (Report It)

Well, those are tasty tidbits of info about you. Sometimes, dudes forget you ladies are actual people and not computer generated images. Lol.
  
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