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hey! hey!
i have a question
rude is not dead
New in my videos! clip of the moment!
Send me your questions!
Relationships: "if you let it go and it comes back to you, it's yours?" Yep
Photoshop Do's and Don'ts lol
the "hip-hop" police
the shake video epidemic
men lie. women lie. sexual partner numbers... hm, do they lie too?
panties? yeah? what about em?
the female booty call
"what you wont do..."
you know what i need to do? i know!
happy holidays, folks
hey folks
just a few updates
ass shakin contest

hey! hey!
12:50AM on December 15, 2015

 I'm really a lil tree stump. I'm only 5'0 tall. Idk what that is in cm for my intl folks. It equals to short as fuck, basically.

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i have a question
8:47PM on June 17, 2013

Do you ever have to just stop doing what you are doing and get a nut in, then go back to doing what ever it was like its nothing? 

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rude is not dead
12:51PM on August 05, 2012

I get a boat load of guys saying that rude is dead, but they come around to see what I have posted that is new. I wont say rude is dead because I am still here, updating as often as I can with new videos to keep you "cumming". I can only account for myself, and not what other producers do here.


GROUP SHOWS, ANYONE?
I notice that fewer people are doing group shows nowadays. I do enjoy doing group shows for those who come through and purchase a seat, or those who tip while I shake ass, stuff my toys inside my pussy, make it cream up, squirt, do anal, baby oil, and have a good time. The turn out has been pretty good, but a great time was had by all. Would you be interested in me doing group shows again? If the response is good, I am for it!

VIDEOS: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SEE?

I have a wide variety of different types of videos. Some, I do more than others. Is there anything that you would like to see me do more of? Let me know!

SITE DESIGN
If you are in the market for an adult membership site, please feel free to contact me for rates. I have 13yrs experience in design. One of my sites earned an urban x award nomination for design.


YOUR FEEDBACK IN REGARDS TO WHAT I CAN DO VIA THE SITE ARE WELCOMED! YOUR HOOKUP OFFERS OFF THE SITE, HOWEVER, ARE NOT WELCOMED. PLEASE RESPECT THAT I AM ONLY HERE TO UPLOAD CONTENT TO EARN A LIVING, ENJOY MY CRAFT, AND TO HELP YOU GET A GOOD NUT. THIS IS NOT THE RING. I DO NOT COME OUT OF THE SCREEN. 

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May 11, 2016 (Report It)

Love your work and your site... Can you mail me info for member site design?

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October 18, 2012 (Report It)

No its not dead, I'm still here watching and buying videos. My video ideal for you, some striptease, toy play and squirting on your knees.
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New in my videos! clip of the moment!
3:47AM on March 22, 2012

I will be introducing a clip of the moment along with my other videos! They will be up temporarily, so rent and enjoy it or download it and keep it! After it's gone, it'll be gone from rude forever! You will never know how long the COTM will be up! So get it and enjoy it while you can! 


In this clip I shoved my big 9inch toy deep into my phat pussy and "tribbed". Tribbing is when I rub my pussy against something to get a good nutt, like a pillow, or the mattress. This time, I worked my ass muscles and my pussy against the bed with my toy buried deep inside me until I had one of my biggest orgasms yet! Everyone loves when I do this, and I am sure you will too! Get it before it's gone...

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Send me your questions!
8:21PM on December 13, 2011

For those of you guys who want to send me questions or topics to address in my blog, send me a message! Now that I am done with my DVD, I have more time to make videos, blog and cam. So ask away!

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Relationships: "if you let it go and it comes back to you, it's yours?" Yep
7:25PM on July 04, 2011

Quick story. When I was in 6th grade, I found a pink ice ring. Yes, I am telling my age lol. However, I wanted to keep it so much. It was hot! I knew that it belonged to someone else, so I turned it into the office. The secretary put it in a small envelope with my name and date on it. She said if nobody claims it in 30 days, I can check back and its mine to keep. What, bitch?! So I hoped and wished and all of that stuff, and a month later I was rocking that pink ice ring. Dont hate. I was 12 lol.

I said this to make a point. In relationships we break up, we hook back up. We have our doubts mentally about whether the situation is the one for us. No relationship or situation is perfect.

Sometimes we break up temporarily, you know. To take time off due to circumstances, or to test the water. Sometimes we break up with no intentions of hooking back up. We often have that lil 30 day grace period it seems where we are apart from each other, but end up getting back together. Its not always 30 days, Im just saying. It may be 6-9 weeks or longer. You never know. However, people handle that time differently. Some think about the shit they CAN do now that they are single. Some think of the shit they can do to get that one back. Some are upset, saddened or angry about the split still. Do you. Different strokes for different folks. Some folks test the waters during this time, especially if they feel that they arent getting back with the partner that they just split up with. If they do, you cant be mad at the fact that they may date someone during this time, go fuck others, or talk to exs. People move on, or make attempts at it.

When you cant move on and decide that getting back together is for you, keep in mind that the problems that existed before, exist now. Communicate. Do it calmly. Nobody can understand anything being said when people are crying or yelling. We are human, capable of emotions. Do try to control them, avoid arguing and going tit for tat. Establish the problem, and work on a solution together. Or dont be mad when history repeats itself and yall are back at square one. If yall do get back together then perhaps its like that pink ice ring that I found. Its yours.

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this is very true good blog
  
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Photoshop Do's and Don'ts lol
7:20PM on July 04, 2011

Photoshop is a program developed by Adobe that is made to edit photos and create graphics. I did a good deal of this site in Photoshop. Ive designed sites and graphics for going on 12 years. However, I digress.
In regards to photo editing, it is made to touch up images, such as bags under eyes, unwanted marks blemishes and tattoos, fix poor lighting and exposure, and other shit.

I model. Duh. Its been times that we have photoshopped my eyes because its 4:30am and we had been shooting so long that even my manager dozed off. There are other blemishes that Ive had taken out, including my tattoo a couple times. Or I model around it. However, I do mostly video. Ive done over 50 videos up until now. I may do two of em tomorrow. You get to see me for everything that I am and aint in those videos lol. The one difference versus my photos and myself in reality is that I am short. I photograph taller because I have long ass legs. Im not about to have my photos photoshopped to look like a cartoon super hero, when my videos have been all over the place, showing you how great I actually look lol. Why am I going to photoshop a 42 inch ass on my 51 110lbs frame, when you go to watch my video content and see its only a 35-36 inches (depending on how much dick Ive gotten lately) at the most? lol. If you are a size 16, dont photoshop yourself to a size 6. People are going to love you for who you are if its meant for you to model, act, do porn or something regarding your looks.

They are going to laugh at you if you photoshop a Bentley in a picture with you in it, knowing you drive a KIA or a Chevy Malibu. Especially if you hit up google images and steal a model or two and add them bitches to it. If you are selling cds with that nonsense on your cover out of your Buick Regal trunk, it is a double fail lol. Ive heard the words fake it til you make it, but lets be real. Come on.

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the "hip-hop" police
7:17PM on July 04, 2011

This topic was brought up to me, and I decided to speak on it during tax time lol. People file taxes and claim kids that arent even their own lol. With that comes a whole new set of problems. You have people flashing money they know they dont normally have in photos, and put on like they are balling year around. DO YOU. Sprint has amazing deals on androids right now, so I hear. However, my problem is not with the idiots posting photos of bread that they DIDNT file taxes for all over the net, to put on for their city and surrounding areas. The same people you are trying to impress are waiting on you to lose it, trying to gold dig it, or rob you for it. People are haters now. They arent celebrating with you unless you are buying. However I digress. With the invention of social media networks comes ways for the federalis to keep track of, scoop and apprehend idiots who not only post photos of weed and guns like that idiot waka flocka flame(he twitpics pics of himself with drugs etc). The IRS also watches what you do. As lil wayne so eloquently put it, real gs move in silence like lasagna. If it aint the Internal Revenue Service coming to collect you or your money for bread they KNOW you didnt file, itll be the Interstate Robbing Squad coming with the same goal in mind. That common goal is to take your bread. Think about it.

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the shake video epidemic
12:31PM on April 02, 2011

Im sure most of yall have peeped my shake videos lol. Shake videos are becoming a problem smh. 99 problems, but a shake video aint one. Trust me. Its one thing to shake your watoosie to your favorite song. Even the gheigh white boys are doing it to beyawnce. However, I digress. The problem I have with shake videos aint the chick. i LIKE ass like yall do lol. It aint her cheer shorts and sports bra dancing bare foot like shes going into convulsions. it aint the comments, views, twitter page, etc. The problem with a lot of it is whats in the background.

GIRLS! PLEASE! If you are going to make a shake video, please remove any and all items from the background that pertains to your kids. NO STROLLERS. NO CAR SEATS. NO PACIFIERS or EMPTY BOTTLED WITH DRIED MILK IN IT ON THE FLOOR. Thats trifling. Even worse, dont have lil jaquante on the bed, in his playpen or swing watching The Wiggles on DVD and you are wiggling what you pushed him out of. Word travels fast on these mean streets of the internets. Now when your babydaddys hater of a hatin ass sister who never liked you ANYWAYS sees this shit you doing, guess what? That broad is going to call DFCS on you and have your kids taken away. Dont say fury didnt warn ya. 

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May 10, 2011 (Report It)

Hilarious but definitely a word to the wise.

MzGlinda
April 03, 2011 (Report It)

Great Blog and funny as hell

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Lmao this is so true...great blog Hun!
  
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men lie. women lie. sexual partner numbers... hm, do they lie too?
12:24PM on April 02, 2011

The rhetorical question that I am posing to you guys and gals today(and until I blog again lol) is in regards to the numbers of sexual partners one has had, and if they matter if they are in a monogamous relationship. So, do they?

I have had a number of long term relationships and failed booty calls in the past, so my number of partners is probably not what you think itd be. Id make a guy that I date wait, wait, and wait to get my goodies. Enough about me though.
As we grow older, we break up and start new relationships, situations or just plain get horny. We may become sexual with new people, thus adding notching to our sex life belts. However it is what it is.

To me, who gives a shit. We make mistakes. Dont act like we dont. As long as that person that you are dating is not putting you at risk health wise and you are in a one partner relationship, teach her to do some kiegels lol. When car shopping, often times we buy a car based on the look and if it performs. Who cares if it has hella miles on it?! As long as you take care of it, itll take good care of you. If the person is committed to the relationship and to you as a mate, then crnak it up and ride on out. 

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April 03, 2011 (Report It)

Amen
  
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