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Been Going Out Lately....
6:07AM on March 28, 2011

Well, I've been going out again lately. I had backed off once again because I either didn't feel like it, didn't have anywhere I wanted to go, or didn't have anyone to come with.

The other Saturday (19th) one of my homegirls came into town and mentioned going bowling. I couldn't remember the last time I had been bowling, so I was game! She said she was going to try to round up some of her other buddies that lived in town and would let me know the details.

She finally hits me back with the time and place so I got myself ready to go. How about it frikin' starts raining like crazy! I'm like "WTF!?!" I waited it out and it finally calmed down but it was lightning like crazy (I can't stand lightning). I knew I was going out after bowling but I didn't feel the need to wear heels to the alley so I opted for tennis shoes, mainly b/c of the rain. I got there early and waited on her to arrive. She did and we went inside to secure our lane(s). How about the guy at the counter was being All Nosy! He even said out his own mouth, "I'm just listening to you alls conversation". O_o  I said, "I'm glad we aren't talking about anything "good" b/c he'd have to pay to hear that"...LOL!! He gives us the lane assignment and shoes and we walk off.

Her other friends finally arrived and we started bowling. I'm not a "bowler". I don't pretend to be and I don't try to get a 300 game. I think I'm doing good if the ball goes all the way down there and hits something..........besides the gutter. I bust out a strike and a couple of spares but I still landed in last place..wha wah wahhh....LOL! It was time to eat (I was starving!) and I had a BOMB steak quesadilla. There was steak throughout it, not just in the middle. It was "mm mm Good!". After eating, we were energized for the second game. Lawd, why did my game get Worse? LOL! On one of my turns, I straight gutterballed BOTH rolls....I was so mad!!! Needless to say, I came in last again... :(  LOL! It was fun though and none of my nails had any damage (YAY!!)

Midway through our second game, the lights had come down and the music was jumping. Y'know, the neon lights type stuff was going on. We all stood around and ended up talking about.........FETISHES!!!! I don't know how or who brought it up but it was interesting enough b/c the 2 that joined us are a married couple and she didn't know certain terms/things and her husband did. She kind of looked at him like, "do I really Know you?"...LMAO!!!!

At some point I felt like I was being stared at. Y'know, the burning sensation you feel when someone is looking at you very intently, probably trying to get your attention. I looked but I couldn't make out anyone I knew. So I asked the wife from the couple if the dude was staring at me. She looked and said, "Yeah girl, he's ALL in your Face! Do you know him?" I told her I wasn't sure but I sure hope I did by the way he was looking at me. So I thought about it for a second and came to the conclusion that it was one of two people. I texted one and waited for a response. A few minutes pass...........................................I get, "You know you see me". ROTFLMAO!!! I show her the text and she bust out laughing and then asked if I had hooked up with him before. I told her, "yeah, way back in '06. And I haven't seen him since then either!"

She asked if I was going to speak and I said, "yeah". So "Bottoms Up" came on and we all started dancing and I bopped right on over to speak to him. (Oh yeah, I didn't mention that he was Two lanes over AND was with some girl O_O ) We chitchatted and I asked him who the chick was. There was a mumbled reply but I could of sworn he said "girlfriend". Some girlfriend since he did NO introductions and she was staring us both D---O--W---N!!!   HAHAHAHAHA! It was his turn to bowl and I bopped right back over to my people. The wife tells me, "Girl, you GANGSTA!!!" I said, "What did I do?" She basically said that b/c he was there with some chick and I went over and spoke to him..........  So? I don't see how that makes me "gangsta", but okay...lol!

We finished up our fetishes and other stuff conversations and start to get ready to leave. I told the wife I was going to tell him 'bye' but he was bowling so "oh well". We're walking off and I see him damn near running over to the wall with his arms outstretched talking about, "Don't be a stranger!! Don't be a stranger!!" O_O   Whaaa?!?!?! LOL!! I went over and hugged him and said for him not to be one. He mentioned that he texted me and I told him I texted him back so now what...LOL! I feel the chick looking at us again and I told him to go bowl and have fun since it was his turn.

I tell the crew about what just happened and I told the wife, "Now HE'S Gangsta!" I barely got outside the bowling alley and I feel my phone going off. It's a text from him talking about, "You know you can come over anytime"....................<<<<<< That's "GANGSTA"!!

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Dumbshit
1:49AM on August 13, 2010

I CAN'T STAND DUMBSHIT!

Why do people make assumptions? Why do you try to obtain something and know good and darn well that you CAN'T? Why don't you tell your situation from the jump so others know how to handle their response?

If you know you have someone in your life and you feel the need to "sneak around" for whatever reason...........I don't condone nor condemn......................Make your actions to where you can seamlessly get what you want with the least amount of hassle.

It ticks me off when a person wants to "get with" me and they know that they do not have a well-thought out plan to execute. Because it's so not thought out, I have to pick up the pieces- IF I CHOOSE TO PLAY ALONG- and try to assemble them into a working fashion.

It's IRRITATING!!! 

When I set my sights on something I like, I survey the "land" before I go in for the full kill. If I don't get proper answers to simple questions that help me "feel my way around", then my plans fail and I 'X' you from any potential list I may have had you on.

Just a word from the Wise............."If you're going to do something, DO IT! If you go ahead and do it, DO IT WELL!"

Design My Banner!
10:19AM on June 11, 2010

Looking for someone to design my Banner!

I need it "Hott" and portrays "Fantasy" in the best of ways. You can choose material from my page.

The banner I choose will get 1 month Free access!

You have from today when you read this till Friday, June 18, 2010 at noon (12pm EST).

Good luck!


Fantasy

Are you BITEABLE?
1:18PM on April 27, 2010

 Apparently I am.

I've been noticing lately that when I'm in the presence of a male suitor, regardless of if we are going to sex or not, he wants to BITE on me!!  I don't mind nibbling but biting is getting a little carried away.

How do I know it's biting?? Well, when I feel more than four teeth and my skin is stinging..........yep, it's a BITE! I don't know if they are actually leaving teeth marks or not because they tend to bite in places I can't readily/easily see. I also doubt they'd tell me if they left a CSI-worthy dental impression on my body too! LOL!!

I don't know what's going on though. Do I look like a piece of steak or chocolate or something?? LOL!! I know I keep myself smelling good at all times, but it shouldn't amount to this, I don't think. I much rather prefer to be licked.....nibbled.....sucked.........kissed on!

So, tell me............are you BITEABLE??

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It's been a while..
7:31AM on April 20, 2010

 Hey Rude....It's been a while. Your woman has been stressing but maintaining at the same time.

I turned 30 recently and I can say that my level of fun had that day and night rivaled my 24th birthday. I actually think my 30th edged out my 24th by a sixteenth of an inch!

I did lunch and ice cream with my sister. I was going to go to dinner that night but ended up doing some cleaning (WTF?!?!). I did take out instead and spent my actual birth time (8:15pm) standing in Ruby Tuesday waiting for my order since the people didn't bring it outside *sigh* But it was allll good because the FREE burger and fries were Quite tasty. I had the Alpine Swiss burger; it comes with mushrooms...yum!

My homeboy from college (my first go round and he's a year younger than me) came up to see me and hang out. He brought a small bottle of Crown, a bottle of Black raspberry liqueur (15% alcohol), and a Sprite. I had 3 16oz cups of the liqueur and Sprite and 2 shots of Crown. I was feeling jusssst Right when we left out to the strip club.

We went to my all time favorite club and found a really good seat next to the "traffic lane" and one of the satellite stages (it looks like a birdcage). I had my "Birthday Princess" crown and "Kiss Me it's my Birthday" lips on. The dancers kept stopping to tell me Happy Birthday and give me kisses. I didn't kiss anyone on the mouth, but it's ok...hehe! A few girls came over quickly and asked if I wanted a dance but my homeboy shooed them away which was fine with me. One girl from England did luck up and gave me a table dance. She scared the crap out of me when she did her "headstand" into me and started smacked her shoes together. The sound from her shoes was so loud, I thought I was going to die! LMAO!!

I don't think the alcohol in me was helping in that situation. My homeboy had already told me, "Tell me when you're ready for a drink". After being frightened (although her pussy did smell good...LOL!), I took him up on the drink. How about he found out that ALL liquor shots were 75 cents!!! Whhhaaaat!!??! He came over to the table and said, "Oh, I'm going to get you FUCKED UP!!!" I told him, "I bet" and then added, "Don't you try to take advantage of me!"....LOL!!! So he proceeded to buy drink after drink after drink....you get the picture.

All I know is that the music really started jumping and I started dancing. I was Gettin' it! A couple girls and guys came to dance with me too. I figured while I was standing I could tip at the stage next to me. A guy who was sitting behind us started supplying me with dollars and so did my homeboy. I think they were getting off on me rubbing up on and getting felt up on by the strippers! hehehe....I knew they were...LOL!  Come to find out later when a stripper was sitting on my lap, the dude is her husband! She hit him up for a few dollars and tipped me! (note: The first time I was Ever tipped by a stripper was on my 26th birthday...that shit was CRAZZZZY! :end note)

At one point I was going hard on my dancing and saw a guy that had been eying me alllll night. I sauntered (meaning I intoxicatedly walked) over to him and spoke. He started to hump on me so I turned around and "stick that thang out" on him to see what he could do. He was trying to work it out (I wasn't impressed) when I noticed the girl on the satellite stage was climbing over the wall rail. She told us to move back and we (not knowing what was going on) did. I saw her grab something in the ceiling and next thing I know.....pussy is flying towards my face!!! She flew into me and had her thighs wrapped around my face. She knocked my crown off my head! I didn't know what to do :( I was trying not to break my neck! LMAO!!

She finally let go and I got my crown off the floor and went back to my seat. I knew it was time for me to sit down! LOL! My homeboy wandered off to get his lapdance and he came back talking about he wanted to fuck the chick. I said, "Shit, you get her and we can BOTH fuck her!" (I'm so bad!)  As we were chitchatting I saw a girl go up on the main stage to dance..........I don't think she "danced" but she sure as hell did the BEST DAMN POLE TRICKS I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!!!!! How about this bitch stepped on the tip rail, grabbed the frikin' spotlight rail and did a pull up! And to make it even better, this heifer pulled herself up to where she could do a CHINESE SPLIT ON THE GODDAMN LIGHT RAIL IN THE CEILING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    I almost fell out my chair! And needless to say, the money started raining for her..........

After about 8+ drinks (not sure how many I had.....) we decided to take it on in. My homeboy got me home and we ended up in the shower together. I was feeling the alcohol by then so he was basically something for me to lean against....lol! I did shower and rubbed him down some as well. I was even so inclined to take a few sucks off the dick.....LOL! But that was it for the shower fun..........He had a decent drive to get home.

He left and I made something to eat and got in the bed............Talk about a sista was Tired!

I had to thank him the next day for such a good time out!!!!!

I'm just glad that my birthday didn't suck because it sure had the potential too.....LOL!!!

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Let me Be Your FANTASY Contest!!
3:58AM on March 09, 2010

Hi all! This is Fantasy803 and I want to officially inform you of my contest that Starts on WEDNESDAY, MARCH 10, 2010 at 12am EST.

Here are the rules::::::

Purchase a live private show archive and get 1 entry into the drawing (remember, it must be a purchase)............
OR
Tip the maximum allowable tip on my page to receive 2 entries (this can only be used Once per member)..........
OR
Do a variation of the two. 

The contest will run for 2 full weeks and Ends on WEDNESDAY, MARCH 24, 2010 at 11:59pm EST.

I will be in my Live House on FRIDAY, MARCH 26, 2010, approximately 1 hour before my live show (9pm EST) to write the entries on paper to be placed into a hat.

During the Live Show, I will have my sister place the entries into the hat and mix them up. She will then pull 3 names. (You do not have to be present to win, I will Rudemail you about your winnings.)

The Prizes!!!!

Grand Prize- A 7 minute Custom video by me! If you are willing to give out your email address, I will gladly send it there. If you do not wish to, I will post the completed video to my Free Video Section with your screenname in the description and as a tag.

2nd Prize- A 5 minute personal phone call. Either by blocked phone in the USA or internationally by VoIP.

3rd Prize- A Custom picture by me!

I hope that you are as excited about the contest as I am!

Good Luck Everyone!

Fantasy803 

How fast??
1:27AM on March 03, 2010

 How fast have you cum? Meaning, what is the shortest amount of time that it has taken someone to make you cum.

Whether it's a girl sucking your dick or a girl eating your pussy or a guy eating your pussy.

I've never timed myself but I would have to put it around 5 mins. That's pretty good for me since it takes a while for me to cum, if I cum at all.

I saw my Baby yesterday and it had been a while since we had done anything together. We were in the front seat of my car tucked away in an empty cul-de-sac. He had already pulled my big ol' titty out and was starting to suck on my nipple. All of a sudden a car popped up! The car just turned around and drove on off....whew!

He asked me to grab his dick so I did and proceeded to stroke it for him. He went down some because my hands were cold (damn winter weather!). It didn't take long for them to warm up and he started getting hard again. He was already precumming before he got back hard too! So I went ahead and leaned over into his lap..........

I wrapped these big ol' lips around his head and proceeded to suck on the tip before going further down his shaft. He was already starting to moan and I LOVE hearing him! He wrapped his arm around me and was stroking my side and back while I began to bob my head up and down on his dick. My tongue was swirling around in circles while my lips kept a tight grip around his shaft. I went down to my hand where I was holding him and he started saying, "Oh my God you're going to make me cum so fast!!". I kept going with the same intensity I started out with...............

His dick was shining from the wetness left from my mouth and he was growing even harder in my hand and bigger in my mouth. A few more bobs up and down and the next thing I hear is, "Ohhhhh oooohh SHHHIIIIITTTTT!!!!!". He was cumming!!!!! He was telling me how much he missed me as he shot his load into my mouth. I acknowledged him by saying, "mm hmm" since I had a mouth full of dick and cum.

Normally I swallow but yesterday I spit. I gave him a napkin to clean up and he couldn't because he was Exhausted! He could barely even talk! He said, "oh my God, how long was that? 2 minutes?" I said, "yeah". He told me he'd never cum that fast in his life! I find that to be pretty cool..............

So, like I asked earlier................How fast have you cum??

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Would you do it?
4:35AM on February 25, 2010

This was inspired by Mscumlicious84.

Would you do it? I mean, would you meet someone off of the Internet? It could be for any reason under the sun but would you do it?

I'd have to say that the Top 3 reasons that people meet offline are..........#1 SEX, #2 potential boy/girl friend, #3 potential wife/husband. I'm not sure what Mscum's intentions were but the Top 3 most likely was in there somewhere.

I've done it. I've done it a multitude of times. Hell, I even met my first sexual partner offline! (It was not intended for him to be as such but things happen!)

I, personally, rather have the person travel to me. It's better for a woman to play on her home turf than to go to another unfamiliar field. We have to assume, from all the back and forth conversations, that we have a good grasp on the person we are about to meet BUT you can Never be too careful! 

Just a few guidelines that may be useful in determining how ready you are to meet a person offline would be:

1) You have to be able to listen to your gut!! If you don't know what that is, then STOP!! (Gut......the voice in your head or instinct telling you that something is Right or Wrong!)

2) You have a neutral territory that you can meet at. Of course, Public places are always best because someone can be an eyewitness! (Hate to be this way but you never know.)

3) You have someone in your circle of friends that knows about your ongoing online tryst. Once again, you need someone accountable for your whereabouts just in case!

4) You know how to use common sense. If you get to your online interest and something is amiss, take your losses and hit the road!

Now, these are NOT the Holy Grail of "Guidelines for Meeting Someone Offline" but these are a good start!

As far as costs go, that can be determined by what the extent of the visit will be. I noticed that Mscum said she was going to use her own money; that's fine. I've used my own money as well. It's sometimes best to use your own funds (if you have them) so you won't feel obligated or pressured to do More than what you intended during the visit. You catch my drift....*wink*

 If I want to get somewhere, I have to make sure I have a way there and back. Typically the other half is picking up the tab elsewhere. Just know how much money and travel time you are willing to expend whether it's one way or round-trip. ALWAYS budget for round-trip AND different means of transportation just in case!! I had a time where I paid for my way to him and he paid for my way home. It all worked out.


Last, but not least....What will others think about you meeting someone offline? Well, ummm, it's None of their Business so Who Cares!!?!?! The majority of people who are against meeting people from the Internet typically don't even Go onto the Internet! The naysayers will try to deter you by masking their "wishing they had your cajones" as "heartfelt concern for your well-being".

Granted, not all naysayers are wishing they could be bold and daring like you. You'll be able to tell which ones Genuinely care and are Genuinely concerned.

Either way the decision is yours to make and only yours, so..............................

Would you do it?

Location, location, location.......
4:07AM on February 23, 2010

................That's the age old adage used in the real estate industry.

Meaning, where you are located or decide to locate and mean a whole lot in your means of comfort and productivity.


I currently live in the Southeast of the United States. I have traveled up and down the Eastern seaboard and even made it out of the country once.....lol! I'd love to do more travel and eventually I will.

I know you're wondering where this is going by now..........................Well, I'll give you a little hint. . . . Please reference REQUIREment #2 of my blog "Are you My next Co-star?" 

I'm starting to notice, more and more, that people do Not look at the location of the person they are pursuing. I know that when I see something that peaks my interest, my first inclination is to check their L O C A T I O N. Why, do you ask? For the simple reason of 'I don't want to get my hopes up'.

**********************I just thought about something. Maybe people don't check the location because they don't know HOW to do so! (I sure hope that's the main reason besides laziness....lol!)    

QUICK TUTORIAL:
1) Click on the object of your affections RUDE page.

2) Locate the profile picture box in the upper left of the page.

3) See the underlined words of: "Lots More on [insert object of your affections screenname]"

4) CLICK ON IT!!!!!

5) The third line next to the profile picture says, "I live in [insert object of your affections location]"

Unfortunately, some people don't have anything listed for whatever reason BUT when you do see a location listed you are then able to figure out what your chances of meeting are.****************************************

So, with that said....After you find out their location, figure out if you can get to them or if they can get to you! Either way, be willing to work with your object of your affections schedule and living arrangements.

Happy Hunting!

My 1st RUDE Bday!
11:52AM on January 23, 2010

I am officially one today!  Well, one according to when I started on RUDE! hehe!

I have definitely enjoyed my time on here as a member of this community.  I have met some interesting people and seen some interesting things here. I've even met a couple of people in person and it was a split decision on how things turned out.....LOL!!

I'd like to Thank each and everyone who has made an impact on me and the way I conduct myself and my page here on RUDE!

I hope to bring more of my fun to RUDE for all to enjoy!

I'm attaching the very first videos I ever posted on RUDE....Enjoy, rate, and comment it for me!

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Bored and Horny
6:44AM on January 21, 2010

Two of the worse things one can be........Or at least just me!

I have no sleep schedule to speak of so I'm up at any ol' hour. I'm already a nightowl so this isn't helping the situation at all. I've perved some tonight on RUDE but by the time I got on, all the hard action was gone. I did enjoy hanging with Cocoa and Viper until my laptop froze up on me. I'm so ready to get my PC back and invest in my own laptop and a new PC chair...lol!!


And on top of all this, I want to F U C K......but..................no one I WANT to fuck is available. I want to cry! Nah, not going to cry but it makes me sad just a little. I could take matters into my own hands but that's a waste of all this juicy ass phat pussy!

Oh well, I guess I'll continue to wait until I can get what I need..............

Computer Love
2:04AM on January 18, 2010

What started out so innocently, turned instantly naughty as I perved a RUDE fan in his live house................


fantasy803: phat helmet head
bronco8806: thank you
fantasy803:
bronco8806: im glad it is'
fantasy803:
fantasy803: so I can slide you inside
bronco8806:
fantasy803: I'll clench and relax my walls around you
bronco8806: mmmmmm, i like
bronco8806: ride it good
fantasy803: have this pussy sliding up and down and ass bouncing
bronco8806: its really gonna bounce when i got u bent over
fantasy803: aw shit
bronco8806: hittin it from the back, smackin that ass
fantasy803: shoving my face into the pillow
fantasy803: that helmet rubbing my walls
bronco8806: helmet is gonna be balls deep
fantasy803: balls slapping up against my hard clit
fantasy803: making it throb more
bronco8806: givin that pussy the pondin it needs
fantasy803: yessss
fantasy803: stand still so you can catch this pussy on your dick
bronco8806: but i think thay throbbin clit needs 2 be sucked on too
fantasy803: throws my ass back and pulls that pussy forward
fantasy803: well get on your knees and suck it from the back
bronco8806: mmmm, yes
bronco8806: i'll make u cum on my face
fantasy803: nibble on it and stick your tongue in my pussy
fantasy803: and put a finger in my ass
fantasy803: I'll cream that face for you alright
bronco8806: let me lay down so you can drop it on my face
fantasy803: ooh you want me to ride your face
fantasy803: I don't know if I'll be able to suck that dick with how good you're sucking this pussy dry
bronco8806: yes, please ride my face, i have my tongue out 4 u
fantasy803: ohhhh my pussy just clenched
fantasy803: I'll lean over and play with those balls as I grind my pussy in your mouth
bronco8806: mmmmm, yes
bronco8806: my lips r suckin on yours while u grind
fantasy803: ooh wee!
fantasy803: don't forget that finger in my ass
fantasy803: I'll bust real hard with that
bronco8806: got my tounge in ur pussy, and a finger in your ass
fantasy803: mmmmm hmm!
bronco8806: i wanna feel your lips on my helmet
fantasy803: I'll be throwing it back fucking myself on your finger and tongue
fantasy803: leans over while bucking and takes the helmet into my mouth
fantasy803: you feeling how hott and wet it is
bronco8806: oh yea, everything feels hot n wet
fantasy803: you quiver in my mouth as my lips move further down your shaft
bronco8806: i feel the back your throat and it makes my tongue go further in yo pussy
fantasy803: I pull up swirling my tongue around in circle til I reach the tip
fantasy803: ohhh yes...my pussy aches to swallow your tongue and quench your thirst
bronco8806: mmmmm
fantasy803: suck this pussy Dadi while I devour your dick
fantasy803: I start bobbing my head up and down on that helmet
fantasy803: taking you all the way in and coming all the way out
bronco8806: im drinkin all yo juices as i can barely control myself
fantasy803: mmmm
fantasy803: my tongue is moving like a snake begging for that creamy center
fantasy803: I want to feel your dick pumping in my mouth
fantasy803: shooting all over my tongue and teeth
fantasy803: nipples all hard rubbing up against your stomach
bronco8806: mmmmm, you gonna make me cum suckin like that, but has that pussy been beatin enough 4 u?
fantasy803: once you bust in my mouth I'm going to let the cum drizzle out the sides and coat your dick
fantasy803: then I'm going to take my leaking pussy and slide it down your chest to your dick
fantasy803: so I can put you inside b/c you stayed hard
bronco8806: mmmm, well suck this cum out then
fantasy803: oooh yess Dadi
fantasy803: I want it all..I know you have a big load for me
bronco8806: and i feel that load comin 4 real tooo
fantasy803: oooh yes Dadi
fantasy803: let it cum all in the back of my throat
fantasy803: make me take it deeper in my mouth because you shoved that tongue further in my pussy
fantasy803: you feel my bottom with that long ass tongue
fantasy803: my pussy walls clenched and stroking your tongue like my mouth is stroking that dick
bronco8806: here it cums
fantasy803: yes Dadi yes!!!!
fantasy803: mmm.....Dadi it's so much!
fantasy803: I'm trying not to swallow it tastes sooo good!
fantasy803: I want to use it to lube that dick so I can ride it

Needless to say, he bust a nice big load all over himself.........I really should have been there to clean him up!

SWITCH ....Is it in You?
5:36AM on January 17, 2010

I ask this because I had a male friend over one night and he was saying he was amazed by me. He stated that I'm one way at school and then outside of that he sees the "Fantasy" side. I told him that it's like a "switch" that you turn on/off. I know I can't show this side at school (maybe in the joking sense, but not for the whole school day), so I don't. School is school and you have to keep a certain demeanor about yourself. At home is a totally different story...I can let my hair down and do what I want without being judged. I think it's more so the Sexual
nature to me that he "dreamed" was there, but didn't know until later. While chatting he even mentioned something about me being "bi-polar"...What The Fuck!?!?! LMAO!!!! I've never Ever been called that before so I could do nothing but laugh. I can't help that he is OverWhelmed by all this S-E-X-I-N-E-S-S!!!!!

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What Can I Do for You?
5:25AM on January 17, 2010

I'd like for you to show me what you can do:

...with those hands...

..that tongue...

..that mouth..

...that dick...

....Make me feel safe and out of control at the same time...

....allow me to lose my sight within your sight...

....let me feel your body quivering against mine...

...feel how hot your body is, making me hot...

.....feeling your breath cool my skin....

...kiss me gently then kiss me hard...

....play with my nipples making them hard...

....wett them with your tongue as you kiss them...

.....run your fingers through my hair....

....smell my scent as it wafts off my body....

....trace your fingers against my frame...

....taste my love on your lips...

....reap its nutritional value....

.....feel me begin to melt in your arms....

.......bring me to that climax so I can fall into oblivion......................................................

Straight women and Gay men
5:22AM on January 17, 2010

It sounds interesting and it is.

I wonder sometimes if the relationship between a straight woman and a gay man is really no more than a simple friendship. I currently have a gay male friend that I hang out with from time to time and consider a friend.

I met him back in about 2006 while at my job. When I first saw him I already knew he was gay but decided to ask anyway just to make sure...LOL! He did tell me when I asked him and he asked me if it was obvious. I explained that it wasn't necessarily "obvious" but I have an unusual knack for picking out members of the lesbian/gay community. For all who don't know, I do consider myself bisexual because I have had sexual relations with a woman BUT I Prefer men.

My friend and I have been pretty close since that initial meeting. We've been to the club, met each others' family, given each other rides to work, shared dinners and drinks, disclosed intimate secrets, and I even flashed him once....LOL! We've spent hours on the phone talking about a multitude of things from work to world politics. Now a few times during those conversations he would get jealous over me answering an incoming call and then questioned me about who I had been speaking with.........Huh? Why should he care? I brushed it off as joking and kept it moving. He even started calling me Constantly! I was always thinking to myself, "damn, why can't a straight dude call me as much as this?".

Even when we were at the gay club he was getting jealous because I was getting the guys attention. Maybe he thought they were going to "steal me" away from him. Who knows? I never asked his reasoning behind his actions. If he doesn't like girls like that then why is he acting like an overposessive boyfriend? Hmmmm. Come to think about it, when I danced with him one time I felt something that "shouldn't have" been. This dog got a BONE!!! What the hell!?!! Don't those typically come when you're sexually attracted to a person????

Apparently he might be. He's never quite said we should do something but he's always talking about how he should "go straight". Huh? How am I supposed to take that? He's even taken it so far as to tell me that he would like me to have his baby!! Whoa whoa whoa....wait a minute! I'm not looking to have kids for myself so why would I have his? I had to tell him that I was NOT Grace from "Will & Grace". I thought the topic was squashed but he continued to bring this up for about 6 months.............................................................

He's even told me that we should get married. . . . . . . . . I mean, come on now. Is this getting too far out there or is it just me? I'm not THAT desperate! I'd like to think that he's attaching himself to me like this because he's unsure of how he wants to proceed with his life moresothan his sexuality.

If it IS about his sexuality then he'll go on Maury to say that I turned him straight and we never even had sex!! LMAO!

Lobby Etiquette
5:55AM on January 15, 2010

What is wrong with people??? I think some really take the name of this site too seriously.
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The people in the lobby, myself included, are not here to be harrassed, degraded, insulted, called out our names, stalked, or have our time wasted. Unfortunately, about 98% of the people who come through the lobby do just that. I know that seems like a High percentage but when you break down how many people are actually on this site and the ones who are actually taking a camperson private.....you get the picture.
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******I would like to, however, take the time to THANK the ones who know how to act when they step foot into a campersons' lobby and ACTUALLY take them/someone else Private.*********
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I find it very disturbing the frequency that people will come into a lobby and not speak. That is one of the rudest things you can do. I realize that there is a chat time limit and I'm not sure as to if that is for all open lobbies per day or by individual lobbies. However, as soon as you notice that you can't chat then Leave! Don't sit there staring and hoping you'll get to see something.
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Oh yeah, I almost forgot.....Privates are NOT free! Yes, we are able to tease you and entice you but nothing is free besides that in the Private lobby. ****Note: It's not all about the money as it seems with the words I type. I personally enjoy pleasuring myself and others deriving pleasure from it.: end Note****  However, come into the lobby with your chips up. Regardless of if you take me, you may find someone else that you'd like to spend that quality time with. It makes a camperson wary when a chatter says they have no chips but want to talk-talk-talk or beg-beg-beg. We don't even mind when you say you don't have the chips right then but are coming back with some and Actually come back!
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Also, please don't get into the habit of begging. What is that going to get you except being kicked out or, even worse, banned from that campersons' lobby. Depending on how severe the infraction is, I will even take a moment to leave a nice comment on the offender's page and then BAN then from my page altogether. Take a look at the nice comment I left on a recent offender's page:

**************************Welcome to RUDE! First, I'm not going to try to get you hard unless we're in Private. Second, don't come to the lobby unless you're Already hard. Third, do NOT come in someone's lobby and the 3rd thing out your mouth is a Request! It clearly states,"NO REQUESTS" on the screen across our cams. Fourth, you KNEW you weren't going to go private and was wasting my time, Fifth, the attitude was well-deserved and placed appropriately onto you. Hope you enjoy your stay and have a good one! ***********************************************************

For all who may not know, these are the instructions that are emblazoned across a campersons' feed in their lobby:   Choose a Live Show type and enter the Live Private room where YOU get to direct the action! There are NO requests in the private lobby.

As you can see, it clearly states that there are NO requests in the lobby. So why do chatters think that, "open your chest" "show me your ass" "can't you stick your tongue out" etc. are Not requests? It also many not seem like begging but it is because these are the things you could Direct in Private.......  If you want to beg/direct then take the camperson private!!
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Lastly, don't go into a lobby when you already know you don't like what you see!!!!! It's so simple that it's ridiculous! **Please reference first blog of "Haters ARE Congratulators!"
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I hope this spreads some light on the plight of the camperson here on RUDE and any other site out there!
If you don't want to use the knowledge for yourself, then by all means Pass it on to someone who will!  ;)

Having a GREAT DAY!
12:48AM on January 15, 2010

Sooo...Just found out that I get some quality time with the Fabulous STRAWBERRYMOAN...............

******Congrats to Fantasy803... She just won a 20 min with me session... She was the thousandth person to comment on my page... So get ready Fantasy803, Im ready to be your slut... *****

I don't even know what to say. I have to think about the best way I want to utilize my time with her.....hmmmm.
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Also, I'm still the #1 Week's Busiest Blogger so that's pretty neat. Hope people who read my posts enjoy them and it stimulates their mind to think about the topic and how it correlates within their own lives.
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Went to Applebee's and had the sweet & spicy boneless chicken wings, mozzarella sticks, and a too yummy strawberry cheesecake shooter. I was nice and full and it was ALL Delish!!
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Put up a new free vid and so far it's been well-received! Now if I can just find the proper co-star or stars to fulfill all these titles I have in my head! LOL!

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Are you My next Co-Star?
6:26AM on January 12, 2010

I'm on a search. A search to find my next co-star.

There really aren't that many requirements to meet. BUT.........they are Required, not just preferred!

1) I must be attracted to you!!!
--------------There is no sense in having a co-star you are not atrracted to. I like all different types of men (and women) so you never know if you're what I like. And, I'm like most people when it comes to my tastes changing each day or week. Mr. A might have been good for a few days but on that one particular day, I don't want that.


2) Be in my area already OR be willing to travel to me OR be willing to bring me where you are.
-------------Unfortunately, it always seems to be that the one you want to get with is sooooo faaaar awaaaaaaay. Ugh! I'm still currently in school so I can't up and leave like I might like but I do have free time available to me. If you are willing to come to me, Trust and Believe that you will be shown a Great time and we both will be VERY satisfied. As previously stated, I can't up and leave but that doesn't mean a trip can't be planned in advance if you'd like to bring me to you.


3) DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT be camera shy!!
-----------That's another huge hurdle to jump for most men. I'm not sure what goes on in a guys' head but it turns off the dick and I'm left hanging lower than his balls! If you have to, practice at home and see what works best for you before I put you in a Flix or gawd-forbid a Live show!


4) Please be able to perform WITH A CONDOM!
----------I realize that nobody is a saint and can honestly say that they've used a condom Every time they've had sex but.....A condom is a MUST! I haven't made it this long without any "accidents" or STDs for nothing. If you must, please practice masturbating with a condom on to see how it feels and how long you can make yourself last. 

See, I told you there weren't that many REQUIREments!

If you feel you are up to the task, then drop me a RUDE mail and see what happens........Ladies, don't be shy either!

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If I ever fall in Love....
7:41AM on January 09, 2010

It's only happened once in my life. O N C E.

And to think, this didn't occur until 2007. I didn't plan on it because it sure took me by surprise. I know a lot of females who claim to be in love at any drop of a dime. I mean, come on now. How can you be soooo madly in love and you don't even know the guy?

However, what are you to do when you meet someone you truly get along with, enjoy their conversation, and time spent together to find out that they are already taken...................................................

That kills me because I ask upfront before I start talking to someone. I could do all this extra investigating but if you can't take a person for their words sometimes then you'll believe No one and maybe not even yourself after a while. If I can already sense that something is amiss, then I keep it moving.

Granted, I have fallen into the "out of sight, out of mind" routine a few times. I don't do it purposefully but shit happens. Everything can be cool until that "other half" card is pulled. It hurts but I was the one to put myself in that position.

It'd be nice to find someone I can feel compatible with. I don't want to force myself into being with a person when something bothers me about them. And I definitely won't be with someone because others think it's a good fit.

I hope that when that day comes again, I'll know the guy is really for me, about me, and there to compliment me.

I don't want to rush things, but damn..........If I ever fall in love......

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2010 Nutt...........
5:52AM on January 08, 2010

DAMN!! When am I going to get mine??

I realize that it's only the 8th of January, but I've had sex TWICE and no nutt!

I got some on New Year's Day and unfortunately it was done in the back of an SUV so that cut down on "nuttability"...lol! I think my friend was afraid of how incredibly WETT I was. I admit, it was like someone had turned on a faucet!

I started out riding and couldn't get a decent one because he was ready to cum in the first TWO minutes!! I ended up having to just grind on him slowly so he wouldn't bust. We then switched to doggystyle before transitioning to reverse froggy. I could barely feel him because of the wettness. We made it to missionary where we didn't stay long..............because he came! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Then Thursday morning rolled around. I thought for sure I'd get a good nutt. It was my friend from the "Gimme that BECKY" video. We were finally able to get a good fuck in at a hotel this time. I had him pulling my wrists and hair while in doggystyle......he spread these phat pussy lips open to taste me..........he held my legs wide open in missionary..........and yet, No Nutt!!

He came while we were doing a 69.....I wanted to break out the cam but it was feeling "oh so right"...darnnit! Of course, he was out for the count after that..... :(

So...........I still haven't gotten a nutt for 2010. Who will help me?!

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