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How fast??
1:27AM on March 03, 2010

 How fast have you cum? Meaning, what is the shortest amount of time that it has taken someone to make you cum.

Whether it's a girl sucking your dick or a girl eating your pussy or a guy eating your pussy.

I've never timed myself but I would have to put it around 5 mins. That's pretty good for me since it takes a while for me to cum, if I cum at all.

I saw my Baby yesterday and it had been a while since we had done anything together. We were in the front seat of my car tucked away in an empty cul-de-sac. He had already pulled my big ol' titty out and was starting to suck on my nipple. All of a sudden a car popped up! The car just turned around and drove on off....whew!

He asked me to grab his dick so I did and proceeded to stroke it for him. He went down some because my hands were cold (damn winter weather!). It didn't take long for them to warm up and he started getting hard again. He was already precumming before he got back hard too! So I went ahead and leaned over into his lap..........

I wrapped these big ol' lips around his head and proceeded to suck on the tip before going further down his shaft. He was already starting to moan and I LOVE hearing him! He wrapped his arm around me and was stroking my side and back while I began to bob my head up and down on his dick. My tongue was swirling around in circles while my lips kept a tight grip around his shaft. I went down to my hand where I was holding him and he started saying, "Oh my God you're going to make me cum so fast!!". I kept going with the same intensity I started out with...............

His dick was shining from the wetness left from my mouth and he was growing even harder in my hand and bigger in my mouth. A few more bobs up and down and the next thing I hear is, "Ohhhhh oooohh SHHHIIIIITTTTT!!!!!". He was cumming!!!!! He was telling me how much he missed me as he shot his load into my mouth. I acknowledged him by saying, "mm hmm" since I had a mouth full of dick and cum.

Normally I swallow but yesterday I spit. I gave him a napkin to clean up and he couldn't because he was Exhausted! He could barely even talk! He said, "oh my God, how long was that? 2 minutes?" I said, "yeah". He told me he'd never cum that fast in his life! I find that to be pretty cool..............

So, like I asked earlier................How fast have you cum??

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Would you do it?
4:35AM on February 25, 2010

This was inspired by Mscumlicious84.

Would you do it? I mean, would you meet someone off of the Internet? It could be for any reason under the sun but would you do it?

I'd have to say that the Top 3 reasons that people meet offline are..........#1 SEX, #2 potential boy/girl friend, #3 potential wife/husband. I'm not sure what Mscum's intentions were but the Top 3 most likely was in there somewhere.

I've done it. I've done it a multitude of times. Hell, I even met my first sexual partner offline! (It was not intended for him to be as such but things happen!)

I, personally, rather have the person travel to me. It's better for a woman to play on her home turf than to go to another unfamiliar field. We have to assume, from all the back and forth conversations, that we have a good grasp on the person we are about to meet BUT you can Never be too careful! 

Just a few guidelines that may be useful in determining how ready you are to meet a person offline would be:

1) You have to be able to listen to your gut!! If you don't know what that is, then STOP!! (Gut......the voice in your head or instinct telling you that something is Right or Wrong!)

2) You have a neutral territory that you can meet at. Of course, Public places are always best because someone can be an eyewitness! (Hate to be this way but you never know.)

3) You have someone in your circle of friends that knows about your ongoing online tryst. Once again, you need someone accountable for your whereabouts just in case!

4) You know how to use common sense. If you get to your online interest and something is amiss, take your losses and hit the road!

Now, these are NOT the Holy Grail of "Guidelines for Meeting Someone Offline" but these are a good start!

As far as costs go, that can be determined by what the extent of the visit will be. I noticed that Mscum said she was going to use her own money; that's fine. I've used my own money as well. It's sometimes best to use your own funds (if you have them) so you won't feel obligated or pressured to do More than what you intended during the visit. You catch my drift....*wink*

 If I want to get somewhere, I have to make sure I have a way there and back. Typically the other half is picking up the tab elsewhere. Just know how much money and travel time you are willing to expend whether it's one way or round-trip. ALWAYS budget for round-trip AND different means of transportation just in case!! I had a time where I paid for my way to him and he paid for my way home. It all worked out.


Last, but not least....What will others think about you meeting someone offline? Well, ummm, it's None of their Business so Who Cares!!?!?! The majority of people who are against meeting people from the Internet typically don't even Go onto the Internet! The naysayers will try to deter you by masking their "wishing they had your cajones" as "heartfelt concern for your well-being".

Granted, not all naysayers are wishing they could be bold and daring like you. You'll be able to tell which ones Genuinely care and are Genuinely concerned.

Either way the decision is yours to make and only yours, so..............................

Would you do it?

Location, location, location.......
4:07AM on February 23, 2010

................That's the age old adage used in the real estate industry.

Meaning, where you are located or decide to locate and mean a whole lot in your means of comfort and productivity.


I currently live in the Southeast of the United States. I have traveled up and down the Eastern seaboard and even made it out of the country once.....lol! I'd love to do more travel and eventually I will.

I know you're wondering where this is going by now..........................Well, I'll give you a little hint. . . . Please reference REQUIREment #2 of my blog "Are you My next Co-star?" 

I'm starting to notice, more and more, that people do Not look at the location of the person they are pursuing. I know that when I see something that peaks my interest, my first inclination is to check their L O C A T I O N. Why, do you ask? For the simple reason of 'I don't want to get my hopes up'.

**********************I just thought about something. Maybe people don't check the location because they don't know HOW to do so! (I sure hope that's the main reason besides laziness....lol!)    

QUICK TUTORIAL:
1) Click on the object of your affections RUDE page.

2) Locate the profile picture box in the upper left of the page.

3) See the underlined words of: "Lots More on [insert object of your affections screenname]"

4) CLICK ON IT!!!!!

5) The third line next to the profile picture says, "I live in [insert object of your affections location]"

Unfortunately, some people don't have anything listed for whatever reason BUT when you do see a location listed you are then able to figure out what your chances of meeting are.****************************************

So, with that said....After you find out their location, figure out if you can get to them or if they can get to you! Either way, be willing to work with your object of your affections schedule and living arrangements.

Happy Hunting!

Bored and Horny
6:44AM on January 21, 2010

Two of the worse things one can be........Or at least just me!

I have no sleep schedule to speak of so I'm up at any ol' hour. I'm already a nightowl so this isn't helping the situation at all. I've perved some tonight on RUDE but by the time I got on, all the hard action was gone. I did enjoy hanging with Cocoa and Viper until my laptop froze up on me. I'm so ready to get my PC back and invest in my own laptop and a new PC chair...lol!!


And on top of all this, I want to F U C K......but..................no one I WANT to fuck is available. I want to cry! Nah, not going to cry but it makes me sad just a little. I could take matters into my own hands but that's a waste of all this juicy ass phat pussy!

Oh well, I guess I'll continue to wait until I can get what I need..............

SWITCH ....Is it in You?
5:36AM on January 17, 2010

I ask this because I had a male friend over one night and he was saying he was amazed by me. He stated that I'm one way at school and then outside of that he sees the "Fantasy" side. I told him that it's like a "switch" that you turn on/off. I know I can't show this side at school (maybe in the joking sense, but not for the whole school day), so I don't. School is school and you have to keep a certain demeanor about yourself. At home is a totally different story...I can let my hair down and do what I want without being judged. I think it's more so the Sexual
nature to me that he "dreamed" was there, but didn't know until later. While chatting he even mentioned something about me being "bi-polar"...What The Fuck!?!?! LMAO!!!! I've never Ever been called that before so I could do nothing but laugh. I can't help that he is OverWhelmed by all this S-E-X-I-N-E-S-S!!!!!

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What Can I Do for You?
5:25AM on January 17, 2010

I'd like for you to show me what you can do:

...with those hands...

..that tongue...

..that mouth..

...that dick...

....Make me feel safe and out of control at the same time...

....allow me to lose my sight within your sight...

....let me feel your body quivering against mine...

...feel how hot your body is, making me hot...

.....feeling your breath cool my skin....

...kiss me gently then kiss me hard...

....play with my nipples making them hard...

....wett them with your tongue as you kiss them...

.....run your fingers through my hair....

....smell my scent as it wafts off my body....

....trace your fingers against my frame...

....taste my love on your lips...

....reap its nutritional value....

.....feel me begin to melt in your arms....

.......bring me to that climax so I can fall into oblivion......................................................

Straight women and Gay men
5:22AM on January 17, 2010

It sounds interesting and it is.

I wonder sometimes if the relationship between a straight woman and a gay man is really no more than a simple friendship. I currently have a gay male friend that I hang out with from time to time and consider a friend.

I met him back in about 2006 while at my job. When I first saw him I already knew he was gay but decided to ask anyway just to make sure...LOL! He did tell me when I asked him and he asked me if it was obvious. I explained that it wasn't necessarily "obvious" but I have an unusual knack for picking out members of the lesbian/gay community. For all who don't know, I do consider myself bisexual because I have had sexual relations with a woman BUT I Prefer men.

My friend and I have been pretty close since that initial meeting. We've been to the club, met each others' family, given each other rides to work, shared dinners and drinks, disclosed intimate secrets, and I even flashed him once....LOL! We've spent hours on the phone talking about a multitude of things from work to world politics. Now a few times during those conversations he would get jealous over me answering an incoming call and then questioned me about who I had been speaking with.........Huh? Why should he care? I brushed it off as joking and kept it moving. He even started calling me Constantly! I was always thinking to myself, "damn, why can't a straight dude call me as much as this?".

Even when we were at the gay club he was getting jealous because I was getting the guys attention. Maybe he thought they were going to "steal me" away from him. Who knows? I never asked his reasoning behind his actions. If he doesn't like girls like that then why is he acting like an overposessive boyfriend? Hmmmm. Come to think about it, when I danced with him one time I felt something that "shouldn't have" been. This dog got a BONE!!! What the hell!?!! Don't those typically come when you're sexually attracted to a person????

Apparently he might be. He's never quite said we should do something but he's always talking about how he should "go straight". Huh? How am I supposed to take that? He's even taken it so far as to tell me that he would like me to have his baby!! Whoa whoa whoa....wait a minute! I'm not looking to have kids for myself so why would I have his? I had to tell him that I was NOT Grace from "Will & Grace". I thought the topic was squashed but he continued to bring this up for about 6 months.............................................................

He's even told me that we should get married. . . . . . . . . I mean, come on now. Is this getting too far out there or is it just me? I'm not THAT desperate! I'd like to think that he's attaching himself to me like this because he's unsure of how he wants to proceed with his life moresothan his sexuality.

If it IS about his sexuality then he'll go on Maury to say that I turned him straight and we never even had sex!! LMAO!

Lobby Etiquette
5:55AM on January 15, 2010

What is wrong with people??? I think some really take the name of this site too seriously.
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The people in the lobby, myself included, are not here to be harrassed, degraded, insulted, called out our names, stalked, or have our time wasted. Unfortunately, about 98% of the people who come through the lobby do just that. I know that seems like a High percentage but when you break down how many people are actually on this site and the ones who are actually taking a camperson private.....you get the picture.
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******I would like to, however, take the time to THANK the ones who know how to act when they step foot into a campersons' lobby and ACTUALLY take them/someone else Private.*********
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I find it very disturbing the frequency that people will come into a lobby and not speak. That is one of the rudest things you can do. I realize that there is a chat time limit and I'm not sure as to if that is for all open lobbies per day or by individual lobbies. However, as soon as you notice that you can't chat then Leave! Don't sit there staring and hoping you'll get to see something.
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Oh yeah, I almost forgot.....Privates are NOT free! Yes, we are able to tease you and entice you but nothing is free besides that in the Private lobby. ****Note: It's not all about the money as it seems with the words I type. I personally enjoy pleasuring myself and others deriving pleasure from it.: end Note****  However, come into the lobby with your chips up. Regardless of if you take me, you may find someone else that you'd like to spend that quality time with. It makes a camperson wary when a chatter says they have no chips but want to talk-talk-talk or beg-beg-beg. We don't even mind when you say you don't have the chips right then but are coming back with some and Actually come back!
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Also, please don't get into the habit of begging. What is that going to get you except being kicked out or, even worse, banned from that campersons' lobby. Depending on how severe the infraction is, I will even take a moment to leave a nice comment on the offender's page and then BAN then from my page altogether. Take a look at the nice comment I left on a recent offender's page:

**************************Welcome to RUDE! First, I'm not going to try to get you hard unless we're in Private. Second, don't come to the lobby unless you're Already hard. Third, do NOT come in someone's lobby and the 3rd thing out your mouth is a Request! It clearly states,"NO REQUESTS" on the screen across our cams. Fourth, you KNEW you weren't going to go private and was wasting my time, Fifth, the attitude was well-deserved and placed appropriately onto you. Hope you enjoy your stay and have a good one! ***********************************************************

For all who may not know, these are the instructions that are emblazoned across a campersons' feed in their lobby:   Choose a Live Show type and enter the Live Private room where YOU get to direct the action! There are NO requests in the private lobby.

As you can see, it clearly states that there are NO requests in the lobby. So why do chatters think that, "open your chest" "show me your ass" "can't you stick your tongue out" etc. are Not requests? It also many not seem like begging but it is because these are the things you could Direct in Private.......  If you want to beg/direct then take the camperson private!!
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Lastly, don't go into a lobby when you already know you don't like what you see!!!!! It's so simple that it's ridiculous! **Please reference first blog of "Haters ARE Congratulators!"
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I hope this spreads some light on the plight of the camperson here on RUDE and any other site out there!
If you don't want to use the knowledge for yourself, then by all means Pass it on to someone who will!  ;)

Having a GREAT DAY!
12:48AM on January 15, 2010

Sooo...Just found out that I get some quality time with the Fabulous STRAWBERRYMOAN...............

******Congrats to Fantasy803... She just won a 20 min with me session... She was the thousandth person to comment on my page... So get ready Fantasy803, Im ready to be your slut... *****

I don't even know what to say. I have to think about the best way I want to utilize my time with her.....hmmmm.
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Also, I'm still the #1 Week's Busiest Blogger so that's pretty neat. Hope people who read my posts enjoy them and it stimulates their mind to think about the topic and how it correlates within their own lives.
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Went to Applebee's and had the sweet & spicy boneless chicken wings, mozzarella sticks, and a too yummy strawberry cheesecake shooter. I was nice and full and it was ALL Delish!!
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Put up a new free vid and so far it's been well-received! Now if I can just find the proper co-star or stars to fulfill all these titles I have in my head! LOL!

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Are you My next Co-Star?
6:26AM on January 12, 2010

I'm on a search. A search to find my next co-star.

There really aren't that many requirements to meet. BUT.........they are Required, not just preferred!

1) I must be attracted to you!!!
--------------There is no sense in having a co-star you are not atrracted to. I like all different types of men (and women) so you never know if you're what I like. And, I'm like most people when it comes to my tastes changing each day or week. Mr. A might have been good for a few days but on that one particular day, I don't want that.


2) Be in my area already OR be willing to travel to me OR be willing to bring me where you are.
-------------Unfortunately, it always seems to be that the one you want to get with is sooooo faaaar awaaaaaaay. Ugh! I'm still currently in school so I can't up and leave like I might like but I do have free time available to me. If you are willing to come to me, Trust and Believe that you will be shown a Great time and we both will be VERY satisfied. As previously stated, I can't up and leave but that doesn't mean a trip can't be planned in advance if you'd like to bring me to you.


3) DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT be camera shy!!
-----------That's another huge hurdle to jump for most men. I'm not sure what goes on in a guys' head but it turns off the dick and I'm left hanging lower than his balls! If you have to, practice at home and see what works best for you before I put you in a Flix or gawd-forbid a Live show!


4) Please be able to perform WITH A CONDOM!
----------I realize that nobody is a saint and can honestly say that they've used a condom Every time they've had sex but.....A condom is a MUST! I haven't made it this long without any "accidents" or STDs for nothing. If you must, please practice masturbating with a condom on to see how it feels and how long you can make yourself last. 

See, I told you there weren't that many REQUIREments!

If you feel you are up to the task, then drop me a RUDE mail and see what happens........Ladies, don't be shy either!

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If I ever fall in Love....
7:41AM on January 09, 2010

It's only happened once in my life. O N C E.

And to think, this didn't occur until 2007. I didn't plan on it because it sure took me by surprise. I know a lot of females who claim to be in love at any drop of a dime. I mean, come on now. How can you be soooo madly in love and you don't even know the guy?

However, what are you to do when you meet someone you truly get along with, enjoy their conversation, and time spent together to find out that they are already taken...................................................

That kills me because I ask upfront before I start talking to someone. I could do all this extra investigating but if you can't take a person for their words sometimes then you'll believe No one and maybe not even yourself after a while. If I can already sense that something is amiss, then I keep it moving.

Granted, I have fallen into the "out of sight, out of mind" routine a few times. I don't do it purposefully but shit happens. Everything can be cool until that "other half" card is pulled. It hurts but I was the one to put myself in that position.

It'd be nice to find someone I can feel compatible with. I don't want to force myself into being with a person when something bothers me about them. And I definitely won't be with someone because others think it's a good fit.

I hope that when that day comes again, I'll know the guy is really for me, about me, and there to compliment me.

I don't want to rush things, but damn..........If I ever fall in love......

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2010 Nutt...........
5:52AM on January 08, 2010

DAMN!! When am I going to get mine??

I realize that it's only the 8th of January, but I've had sex TWICE and no nutt!

I got some on New Year's Day and unfortunately it was done in the back of an SUV so that cut down on "nuttability"...lol! I think my friend was afraid of how incredibly WETT I was. I admit, it was like someone had turned on a faucet!

I started out riding and couldn't get a decent one because he was ready to cum in the first TWO minutes!! I ended up having to just grind on him slowly so he wouldn't bust. We then switched to doggystyle before transitioning to reverse froggy. I could barely feel him because of the wettness. We made it to missionary where we didn't stay long..............because he came! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Then Thursday morning rolled around. I thought for sure I'd get a good nutt. It was my friend from the "Gimme that BECKY" video. We were finally able to get a good fuck in at a hotel this time. I had him pulling my wrists and hair while in doggystyle......he spread these phat pussy lips open to taste me..........he held my legs wide open in missionary..........and yet, No Nutt!!

He came while we were doing a 69.....I wanted to break out the cam but it was feeling "oh so right"...darnnit! Of course, he was out for the count after that..... :(

So...........I still haven't gotten a nutt for 2010. Who will help me?!

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Haters ARE Congratulators!!
3:24AM on January 08, 2010

Don't you understand that by now?

To have someone labeled as a "Hater"....they have to either WANT what you have or desire to BE like you or they CRAVE someone of your status.

Apparently, I've been running into the "Cravers". I say this b/c there's been an influx of people coming into my lobby to point out that I'm fat. I mean, DUH!!!! Like I didn't already know this beforehand. Seriously.

They don't want to admit to theirselves or others that they really like a bigger woman. So they think that by degrading the woman, and making fun of the ones that do like a bigger woman, is funny. I don't knock anyone for what they like and don't see why others should.

If you have to take the time out to come into my lobby, First, that means you really liked what you saw! Second, to take the energy to type a negative/derogatory comment means that you  CAN'T LIVE without me so you had to speak up to be noticed. Thirdly, don't be mad because I don't respond directly to you or respond in a way that doesn't fit your negativity.

Just because a person is in their lobby it doesn't take away the fact that they are HUMAN, and this is a job for some and entertainment for most!

Everyone knows that "if you don't have something nice to say, then don't say anything at all!". Silence really can be golden...hehe!

So if you have someone being a "hater"....remember that they are CONGRATULATING you on a job well done!!!