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Are you BITEABLE?
1:18PM on April 27, 2010

 Apparently I am.

I've been noticing lately that when I'm in the presence of a male suitor, regardless of if we are going to sex or not, he wants to BITE on me!!  I don't mind nibbling but biting is getting a little carried away.

How do I know it's biting?? Well, when I feel more than four teeth and my skin is stinging..........yep, it's a BITE! I don't know if they are actually leaving teeth marks or not because they tend to bite in places I can't readily/easily see. I also doubt they'd tell me if they left a CSI-worthy dental impression on my body too! LOL!!

I don't know what's going on though. Do I look like a piece of steak or chocolate or something?? LOL!! I know I keep myself smelling good at all times, but it shouldn't amount to this, I don't think. I much rather prefer to be licked.....nibbled.....sucked.........kissed on!

So, tell me............are you BITEABLE??

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It's been a while..
7:31AM on April 20, 2010

 Hey Rude....It's been a while. Your woman has been stressing but maintaining at the same time.

I turned 30 recently and I can say that my level of fun had that day and night rivaled my 24th birthday. I actually think my 30th edged out my 24th by a sixteenth of an inch!

I did lunch and ice cream with my sister. I was going to go to dinner that night but ended up doing some cleaning (WTF?!?!). I did take out instead and spent my actual birth time (8:15pm) standing in Ruby Tuesday waiting for my order since the people didn't bring it outside *sigh* But it was allll good because the FREE burger and fries were Quite tasty. I had the Alpine Swiss burger; it comes with mushrooms...yum!

My homeboy from college (my first go round and he's a year younger than me) came up to see me and hang out. He brought a small bottle of Crown, a bottle of Black raspberry liqueur (15% alcohol), and a Sprite. I had 3 16oz cups of the liqueur and Sprite and 2 shots of Crown. I was feeling jusssst Right when we left out to the strip club.

We went to my all time favorite club and found a really good seat next to the "traffic lane" and one of the satellite stages (it looks like a birdcage). I had my "Birthday Princess" crown and "Kiss Me it's my Birthday" lips on. The dancers kept stopping to tell me Happy Birthday and give me kisses. I didn't kiss anyone on the mouth, but it's ok...hehe! A few girls came over quickly and asked if I wanted a dance but my homeboy shooed them away which was fine with me. One girl from England did luck up and gave me a table dance. She scared the crap out of me when she did her "headstand" into me and started smacked her shoes together. The sound from her shoes was so loud, I thought I was going to die! LMAO!!

I don't think the alcohol in me was helping in that situation. My homeboy had already told me, "Tell me when you're ready for a drink". After being frightened (although her pussy did smell good...LOL!), I took him up on the drink. How about he found out that ALL liquor shots were 75 cents!!! Whhhaaaat!!??! He came over to the table and said, "Oh, I'm going to get you FUCKED UP!!!" I told him, "I bet" and then added, "Don't you try to take advantage of me!"....LOL!!! So he proceeded to buy drink after drink after drink....you get the picture.

All I know is that the music really started jumping and I started dancing. I was Gettin' it! A couple girls and guys came to dance with me too. I figured while I was standing I could tip at the stage next to me. A guy who was sitting behind us started supplying me with dollars and so did my homeboy. I think they were getting off on me rubbing up on and getting felt up on by the strippers! hehehe....I knew they were...LOL!  Come to find out later when a stripper was sitting on my lap, the dude is her husband! She hit him up for a few dollars and tipped me! (note: The first time I was Ever tipped by a stripper was on my 26th birthday...that shit was CRAZZZZY! :end note)

At one point I was going hard on my dancing and saw a guy that had been eying me alllll night. I sauntered (meaning I intoxicatedly walked) over to him and spoke. He started to hump on me so I turned around and "stick that thang out" on him to see what he could do. He was trying to work it out (I wasn't impressed) when I noticed the girl on the satellite stage was climbing over the wall rail. She told us to move back and we (not knowing what was going on) did. I saw her grab something in the ceiling and next thing I know.....pussy is flying towards my face!!! She flew into me and had her thighs wrapped around my face. She knocked my crown off my head! I didn't know what to do :( I was trying not to break my neck! LMAO!!

She finally let go and I got my crown off the floor and went back to my seat. I knew it was time for me to sit down! LOL! My homeboy wandered off to get his lapdance and he came back talking about he wanted to fuck the chick. I said, "Shit, you get her and we can BOTH fuck her!" (I'm so bad!)  As we were chitchatting I saw a girl go up on the main stage to dance..........I don't think she "danced" but she sure as hell did the BEST DAMN POLE TRICKS I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!!!!! How about this bitch stepped on the tip rail, grabbed the frikin' spotlight rail and did a pull up! And to make it even better, this heifer pulled herself up to where she could do a CHINESE SPLIT ON THE GODDAMN LIGHT RAIL IN THE CEILING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    I almost fell out my chair! And needless to say, the money started raining for her..........

After about 8+ drinks (not sure how many I had.....) we decided to take it on in. My homeboy got me home and we ended up in the shower together. I was feeling the alcohol by then so he was basically something for me to lean against....lol! I did shower and rubbed him down some as well. I was even so inclined to take a few sucks off the dick.....LOL! But that was it for the shower fun..........He had a decent drive to get home.

He left and I made something to eat and got in the bed............Talk about a sista was Tired!

I had to thank him the next day for such a good time out!!!!!

I'm just glad that my birthday didn't suck because it sure had the potential too.....LOL!!!

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How fast??
1:27AM on March 03, 2010

 How fast have you cum? Meaning, what is the shortest amount of time that it has taken someone to make you cum.

Whether it's a girl sucking your dick or a girl eating your pussy or a guy eating your pussy.

I've never timed myself but I would have to put it around 5 mins. That's pretty good for me since it takes a while for me to cum, if I cum at all.

I saw my Baby yesterday and it had been a while since we had done anything together. We were in the front seat of my car tucked away in an empty cul-de-sac. He had already pulled my big ol' titty out and was starting to suck on my nipple. All of a sudden a car popped up! The car just turned around and drove on off....whew!

He asked me to grab his dick so I did and proceeded to stroke it for him. He went down some because my hands were cold (damn winter weather!). It didn't take long for them to warm up and he started getting hard again. He was already precumming before he got back hard too! So I went ahead and leaned over into his lap..........

I wrapped these big ol' lips around his head and proceeded to suck on the tip before going further down his shaft. He was already starting to moan and I LOVE hearing him! He wrapped his arm around me and was stroking my side and back while I began to bob my head up and down on his dick. My tongue was swirling around in circles while my lips kept a tight grip around his shaft. I went down to my hand where I was holding him and he started saying, "Oh my God you're going to make me cum so fast!!". I kept going with the same intensity I started out with...............

His dick was shining from the wetness left from my mouth and he was growing even harder in my hand and bigger in my mouth. A few more bobs up and down and the next thing I hear is, "Ohhhhh oooohh SHHHIIIIITTTTT!!!!!". He was cumming!!!!! He was telling me how much he missed me as he shot his load into my mouth. I acknowledged him by saying, "mm hmm" since I had a mouth full of dick and cum.

Normally I swallow but yesterday I spit. I gave him a napkin to clean up and he couldn't because he was Exhausted! He could barely even talk! He said, "oh my God, how long was that? 2 minutes?" I said, "yeah". He told me he'd never cum that fast in his life! I find that to be pretty cool..............

So, like I asked earlier................How fast have you cum??

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Bored and Horny
6:44AM on January 21, 2010

Two of the worse things one can be........Or at least just me!

I have no sleep schedule to speak of so I'm up at any ol' hour. I'm already a nightowl so this isn't helping the situation at all. I've perved some tonight on RUDE but by the time I got on, all the hard action was gone. I did enjoy hanging with Cocoa and Viper until my laptop froze up on me. I'm so ready to get my PC back and invest in my own laptop and a new PC chair...lol!!


And on top of all this, I want to F U C K......but..................no one I WANT to fuck is available. I want to cry! Nah, not going to cry but it makes me sad just a little. I could take matters into my own hands but that's a waste of all this juicy ass phat pussy!

Oh well, I guess I'll continue to wait until I can get what I need..............

Straight women and Gay men
5:22AM on January 17, 2010

It sounds interesting and it is.

I wonder sometimes if the relationship between a straight woman and a gay man is really no more than a simple friendship. I currently have a gay male friend that I hang out with from time to time and consider a friend.

I met him back in about 2006 while at my job. When I first saw him I already knew he was gay but decided to ask anyway just to make sure...LOL! He did tell me when I asked him and he asked me if it was obvious. I explained that it wasn't necessarily "obvious" but I have an unusual knack for picking out members of the lesbian/gay community. For all who don't know, I do consider myself bisexual because I have had sexual relations with a woman BUT I Prefer men.

My friend and I have been pretty close since that initial meeting. We've been to the club, met each others' family, given each other rides to work, shared dinners and drinks, disclosed intimate secrets, and I even flashed him once....LOL! We've spent hours on the phone talking about a multitude of things from work to world politics. Now a few times during those conversations he would get jealous over me answering an incoming call and then questioned me about who I had been speaking with.........Huh? Why should he care? I brushed it off as joking and kept it moving. He even started calling me Constantly! I was always thinking to myself, "damn, why can't a straight dude call me as much as this?".

Even when we were at the gay club he was getting jealous because I was getting the guys attention. Maybe he thought they were going to "steal me" away from him. Who knows? I never asked his reasoning behind his actions. If he doesn't like girls like that then why is he acting like an overposessive boyfriend? Hmmmm. Come to think about it, when I danced with him one time I felt something that "shouldn't have" been. This dog got a BONE!!! What the hell!?!! Don't those typically come when you're sexually attracted to a person????

Apparently he might be. He's never quite said we should do something but he's always talking about how he should "go straight". Huh? How am I supposed to take that? He's even taken it so far as to tell me that he would like me to have his baby!! Whoa whoa whoa....wait a minute! I'm not looking to have kids for myself so why would I have his? I had to tell him that I was NOT Grace from "Will & Grace". I thought the topic was squashed but he continued to bring this up for about 6 months.............................................................

He's even told me that we should get married. . . . . . . . . I mean, come on now. Is this getting too far out there or is it just me? I'm not THAT desperate! I'd like to think that he's attaching himself to me like this because he's unsure of how he wants to proceed with his life moresothan his sexuality.

If it IS about his sexuality then he'll go on Maury to say that I turned him straight and we never even had sex!! LMAO!

Having a GREAT DAY!
12:48AM on January 15, 2010

Sooo...Just found out that I get some quality time with the Fabulous STRAWBERRYMOAN...............

******Congrats to Fantasy803... She just won a 20 min with me session... She was the thousandth person to comment on my page... So get ready Fantasy803, Im ready to be your slut... *****

I don't even know what to say. I have to think about the best way I want to utilize my time with her.....hmmmm.
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Also, I'm still the #1 Week's Busiest Blogger so that's pretty neat. Hope people who read my posts enjoy them and it stimulates their mind to think about the topic and how it correlates within their own lives.
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Went to Applebee's and had the sweet & spicy boneless chicken wings, mozzarella sticks, and a too yummy strawberry cheesecake shooter. I was nice and full and it was ALL Delish!!
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Put up a new free vid and so far it's been well-received! Now if I can just find the proper co-star or stars to fulfill all these titles I have in my head! LOL!

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Are you My next Co-Star?
6:26AM on January 12, 2010

I'm on a search. A search to find my next co-star.

There really aren't that many requirements to meet. BUT.........they are Required, not just preferred!

1) I must be attracted to you!!!
--------------There is no sense in having a co-star you are not atrracted to. I like all different types of men (and women) so you never know if you're what I like. And, I'm like most people when it comes to my tastes changing each day or week. Mr. A might have been good for a few days but on that one particular day, I don't want that.


2) Be in my area already OR be willing to travel to me OR be willing to bring me where you are.
-------------Unfortunately, it always seems to be that the one you want to get with is sooooo faaaar awaaaaaaay. Ugh! I'm still currently in school so I can't up and leave like I might like but I do have free time available to me. If you are willing to come to me, Trust and Believe that you will be shown a Great time and we both will be VERY satisfied. As previously stated, I can't up and leave but that doesn't mean a trip can't be planned in advance if you'd like to bring me to you.


3) DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT be camera shy!!
-----------That's another huge hurdle to jump for most men. I'm not sure what goes on in a guys' head but it turns off the dick and I'm left hanging lower than his balls! If you have to, practice at home and see what works best for you before I put you in a Flix or gawd-forbid a Live show!


4) Please be able to perform WITH A CONDOM!
----------I realize that nobody is a saint and can honestly say that they've used a condom Every time they've had sex but.....A condom is a MUST! I haven't made it this long without any "accidents" or STDs for nothing. If you must, please practice masturbating with a condom on to see how it feels and how long you can make yourself last. 

See, I told you there weren't that many REQUIREments!

If you feel you are up to the task, then drop me a RUDE mail and see what happens........Ladies, don't be shy either!

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If I ever fall in Love....
7:41AM on January 09, 2010

It's only happened once in my life. O N C E.

And to think, this didn't occur until 2007. I didn't plan on it because it sure took me by surprise. I know a lot of females who claim to be in love at any drop of a dime. I mean, come on now. How can you be soooo madly in love and you don't even know the guy?

However, what are you to do when you meet someone you truly get along with, enjoy their conversation, and time spent together to find out that they are already taken...................................................

That kills me because I ask upfront before I start talking to someone. I could do all this extra investigating but if you can't take a person for their words sometimes then you'll believe No one and maybe not even yourself after a while. If I can already sense that something is amiss, then I keep it moving.

Granted, I have fallen into the "out of sight, out of mind" routine a few times. I don't do it purposefully but shit happens. Everything can be cool until that "other half" card is pulled. It hurts but I was the one to put myself in that position.

It'd be nice to find someone I can feel compatible with. I don't want to force myself into being with a person when something bothers me about them. And I definitely won't be with someone because others think it's a good fit.

I hope that when that day comes again, I'll know the guy is really for me, about me, and there to compliment me.

I don't want to rush things, but damn..........If I ever fall in love......

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2010 Nutt...........
5:52AM on January 08, 2010

DAMN!! When am I going to get mine??

I realize that it's only the 8th of January, but I've had sex TWICE and no nutt!

I got some on New Year's Day and unfortunately it was done in the back of an SUV so that cut down on "nuttability"...lol! I think my friend was afraid of how incredibly WETT I was. I admit, it was like someone had turned on a faucet!

I started out riding and couldn't get a decent one because he was ready to cum in the first TWO minutes!! I ended up having to just grind on him slowly so he wouldn't bust. We then switched to doggystyle before transitioning to reverse froggy. I could barely feel him because of the wettness. We made it to missionary where we didn't stay long..............because he came! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Then Thursday morning rolled around. I thought for sure I'd get a good nutt. It was my friend from the "Gimme that BECKY" video. We were finally able to get a good fuck in at a hotel this time. I had him pulling my wrists and hair while in doggystyle......he spread these phat pussy lips open to taste me..........he held my legs wide open in missionary..........and yet, No Nutt!!

He came while we were doing a 69.....I wanted to break out the cam but it was feeling "oh so right"...darnnit! Of course, he was out for the count after that..... :(

So...........I still haven't gotten a nutt for 2010. Who will help me?!

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