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 Added: Dec 13, 2007  
 Owner: CrissyDD
 Total Stories: 1


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'Twas the Night before Rude Christmas
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‘Twas the night before Rude Christmas, when all through the Voyeur house.
Many creatures where stirring, their hands on their mouse.
The pervs where all watching, waiting to stare.
In hopes that some tits would soon be there.

The Rude members all quiet and nothing was said.
As visions of nudity danced in their heads.
And her wearing nothing and I good and stiff
settled in to find videos to masturbate with.

When on a cam there arose such a clatter,
We jumped and clicked over to see what was the matter
Hoping the show would happen and nothing would crash
She had thrown open her robe and was naked in a flash.

The light played off her breasts like new fallen snow,
And Gave the luster of mid-day to her shaved pussy below.
When what to our wandering eyes did appear,
It was Fucking Rude Nick, hung like a reindeer.

He was a little old man, yet lively and quick,
We knew in a moment this was Rude NOT saint Nick.
More rapid than eagles his trousers off came.
And he whistled and hooted at her naked frame.

He pulled out a bag, all bulging and thick.
My girl could not help but stare at his dick.
Then from the bag the women they came,
And with a smile he started to exclaim

On Trinity, On Rachel, On Sammy, and Summerlyn.
On Amber, on Mizbehaven on Kylie ,And JuicyJenn
From my big bag to the bed against the wall,
Now lick away, lick away, lick away all!

As the girls started lapping Rude let out a collective sigh,
The show room began filling with many an eye.
We waited and watched then as if on cue
Rude Nick moved the cam and gave us better view.

And then in a twinkling, they all looked to the roof,
Rude nick seemed startled and a little aloof.
As we looked at our screens he was turning around
We all blinked in surprise at what we found.

He was dressed all in furs, from his head to his feet,
Rude nick smiled and said Santa how neat!
Another filled bag was flung on his back.
He looked around grinning as he and set down the pack.

The girls had stopped, and where waiting quite merry,
Santa’s cheeks flushed like roses, his nose like a cherry,
He gave us all a wave, and scratched his white beard.
He did not seem to find this scene at all weird.

He motioned Rude Nick to help with his pack,
They pulled out sex toys, and a new cam from the sack.
The girls looked over each jolly fellow,
One Rude one a Saint but both very mellow.

The pair of nicks while chubby and thick
Soon they both had a raging large dick.
A wink of their eyes and a nod towards the bed
Soon we where watching the girls give them head.

They spoke not a word but went straight to work
They pleasured the girls and got a quick jerk
When they where done Santa lay his finger aside his nose,
Then giving us all a wave, naked, up the chimney he rose.

Rude nick and the girls lay in a heap,
Tired and worn, ready to sleep.
Then we all heard as the show faded from sight
Merry Rude Christmas to all, and to all a good night!



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candl...
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Awesome parody of a classic poem!!!

Class...
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GREAT POEM....THIS IS WHAT I DO...LOL READ WHEN I GET UP TOO EARLY...CANT WAIT TO HEAR UR NEXT POEM
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