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Im a Domina/Mistress in Training
12:52AM on May 16, 2012
Headed out Upstate this Thursday. Im fucking scared though but I love making MEN and WOMEN submit to me and make me their Mistress!!
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Lets chat & Play in Private xoxo
12:50AM on May 11, 2012
Cum stop by and play with me in My Private Sex Show Lobby right now.I heard you've been really bad today, I'm going to fix your business!:
http://www.rude.com/dualpleasure?myprivate
Follow me @ dual_pleasure
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CHEATING HUSBAND!...LOL
8:30PM on January 22, 2009
A woman thought her man was cheating on her. Since she didn't have a lot
of money to hire an expensive private investigator, she decided to go
with a much cheaper one -- a Chinese woman named Mrs. Lee .
The following day she received the following report:
Most honorable madam:
You leave house. I watch house. She come to house. I watch. He and she
leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in
window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play
with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I not see.
No fee,
Mrs. Chen Lee
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Jamaican Child's Letter to SAnta..(For those who dare take this challenge of reading in Patois!) lol
11:51PM on January 18, 2009
Here is why unuh nuh fi fool up nuh yardy pickney bout Santa Claus dem will bi scarred fi life
Please control yourself if you are at work... if not gwaan bad!!....please do enjoy...Dee Lish
Dear Santa,
I know you probly wondering why I writing yuh one day after Christmas
> >but after opening mi presents dem yesterday, I just had was to write
> >yuh. Santa, mi was a very good girl all year round. Mi listen to mi
> >mummy when she talk to mi and ah help out wid di chores dem round di
> >house. Ah even help di neighba pickney dem do fi dem chores tuh. One
> >day mi all help out di old crosses Mr. George, the blind an cripple
> >one, cross the road when di odda children dem just ah watch him an ah
> >tek gamble pon what kind of
> >cyar did ah go lick him dung. Santa, dem just lef him deh fi dead,
>but
> >mi
> >help him out.
> >
> >Santa ah studied real hard in school this year, so hard till mi all
>
> >come fuss inna di class. Ah make it mi duty to be nice and not naughty=2 0
>Santa.
> >I was so good. Ah real good girl Santa.
> >Santa when ah write mi Christmas list to yuh dis year, ah ask yuh fi a
> >Barbie princess doll, ah Barbie kitchen, ah Dora the Explorer computer
> >game, a cyabbage patch doll and ah monopoly game.
> >
> >So Santa, how the blood claat after reading mi list yuh leave under di
> >Christmass tree ah phukking light up yo-yo, one plastic tea-cup set and
>
> >ah phukking no name dolly dat look like she have polio and ah dead from
>
> >marli gripe an fluxxy complain
> >
> >Santa is either yuh blind or yuh cyah blood claat read!!! Every year ah
>
> >say ah would stop believing in yuh and like ah dyam fool mi always give
>
> >yuh ah next chance, but not ah phukking-gain, yuh hear mi Santa? Not a
>
> >bloodclaat. Yuh hear what ah say Santa? Yuh phukking fat red rass yuh.
> >
> >Yuh see all nex year, yuh betta dont try squeeze yuh big fat batty thru
>
> >mi louvres dem, because Santa ah swear ah going phukk yuh up. It going
> >to be me, you and dis sharp blood claat knife, so mi can jukk yuh inna
> >yuh belly. Yuh hear mi sah? Mi ah go stab up yuh Bloodcaat.
> >
> >
> >Imagine, yuh give that likkle cock eye gyal Sally from=2 0cross di road
> >everything that she ax fah. So much so dat she all nuh have nuh room fi
>
> >walk round she house.
> >
> >Yuh see all nex year Santa, ah will be back to mi good old self. Dat's
> >right Santa. Ah not going give mummy nuh trouble or cause nuh havoc
> >roun'ere . And Santa, a goin wait pon you patiently ....ah goin wait
> >pon yuh paitently with ah big blood claat rock stone
>fi yuh backside.
> >
> >And den when you and them blasted reindeer dat favour some dyam
> >oversize goat wid tree branch ah grow otta dem head top, com ho-ho
> >hoing down pon i old rusty zinc nex Chirstmas.....BOOP!!!!! Is one rass
>
> >lick inna yuh blood claat head.
> >
> >Santa ah going done yuh blood claat, Memba dat yuh hear Santa. Try
> >Memba dat!!
> >
> >Love
> >Likkle Keisha
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http://www.RUDE.com/iluvboyzngurlz
2:58AM on August 04, 2008
THAS URS TRULY....DEE LISH YUMMMM HAHA...TAKE A PEEK AND AS U KNOW WEVE FORMED 2GETHA TO BECOME...DUALPLEASUREEEEE LOVE IT LOVE IT!!!
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http://www.RUDE.com/rocsteady
2:52AM on August 04, 2008
http://www.RUDE.com/rocsteady
THIS IS MY BABYS PAGE....MR ROCSTEADY...GRRR GO AHEAD...TAKE A LOOK!
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THIS SHUD BE READ ALOUD GUYS.....
12:43AM on August 03, 2008
To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation. This has been nominated for the best email of 2005.
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:
Room Service (RS): "Morrin. ; Roon sirbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs.
RS: "Ow July den?" G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
G: "What?"
RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"
G: "I don't think so."
RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bodder?"
G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."
RS: "Wad! ?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Excuse me?"
RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"
G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say."
RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."
G : "You're very welcome"
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RIDDLE ME THIS...RIDDLE ME THAT! LOL....FROM UR GURL ~~DEE LISH
12:22AM on August 03, 2008
What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?Gladiator! (Glad he ate her)
What have you got if you have two fuzzy green balls in the palm of yourhand?Kermit's undivided attention.
What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?During erotic sex you use a feather, during kinky sex you use the whole chicken.
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?A teabag.
What is the difference between "Oooh!" and "Aaah!" ?About three inches.
What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, and women arecrazy for it?Money!!!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob!
What did the banana say to the vibrator?What are you shaking for? I'm the one she's going to eat!
What is it that goes in hard and stiff and comes out soft and wet?Chewing gum.
What do toys and women’s breasts have in common.They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them.
What do spaghetti and women have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them!
What is the similarity between eating p***y and the Mafia?One slip of the tongue and you are in deep s***.
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him.
How can you tell if your wife is dead?Sex is the same but the dishes are stacking up in the sink
hOPED yOU LiKED IT...JuST SOMeTHING aWAY FROM tHE DrAMA....MUAz
dEE LISH
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ROCSTEADY'S FANTASY.....more 2 cumm!!
2:15AM on August 02, 2008
I want to see her with a sexy girl. Two big booties together. They both enter the room I'm there just sitting in a chair. They have me tied so I can't move. A little bit of teasing on me, but not too much. Then they jump on the bed and start kissing. Me wanting to join but I can't. They are rubbing each down with lotion and licking each others supple bodies at the same time. One goes down on the other and vice versa. Then they come to me to tease me again and put those big asses in my face. Then go back to the bed and 69. Both heads buried in the bushes.
TO BE CONTINUED......
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