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Pornoochio
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Pornoochio
1:53AM on April 14, 2009

 I should have know when I met him..... He was too much of every damn thing god game good looks good talk.I felt something tingle inside me but I shook it off. After three weeks of  phone sex since he was in Germany on business . hE TOUCHED DOWN I was ready that night.  I  hopped into the 745 which smelled of the Black Ice air fresheners I adore. He drove me past my old hood. I felt comfortable with him Oh he was fine 5'7 he had the whole T.I. Look but grown he wasn't wearing his self esteem on his ass.(jeans) He was comfortably adorned in diesel skinny jeans and a plain correctly sized white tee. I sat back as we talked about our history the REAL HISTORY he wasn't a dummy that was evident.


We pulled into his circular drive in Sherwood Forest. His house was gorgeous stunning, breathtaking . I wanted to get a key made while he was asleep(I am just kidding) , He led me upstairs to a master bedroom bigger than my damn apartment. The bed was beautiful decorated in A beautiful teal and chocolate Chaps ensemble . 
" Do U like it?"
"Yes ( I am sure he saw me drooling) LOL"
I walked around the place liked I owned it as he made a phone call....This house was Laid the hell out  Like he had Martha Stewart , Thomas O brien amd the whole damn HgTV squad. 

" Hey come here baby Trying to keep  all that sexy ass chocolate from me?"
I gave him my best Catwalk . 
" I  got a little bit  of Chablis chilling in the wine frigde and some Godiva strawberries in the nook area of the bedroom. We sat there eating the best drinking the best and watching the best A 47inch Plasma Samsung  supensed from the wall. I was horny so I asked could we watch porn I was ready to get my pussy treated the way he treated himself I knew he would treat me good..

I laid down and allowed him to kiss my feet and with his tongue he made a soft trail up my legs to my pussy . y hormones was jumping like a disco...( Oh Yes )  I thought as I felt his lips on my fat clit he kissed it then ran his tongue  up to my mouth where he damn near bite off my tongue(WTF)

He was clumsy as hell as he bumped into my head trying to stand over me and shove  his dick in my mouth. I suggested a 69 he obliged,

I lay there with his dick in my mouth and my pussy in in his face where he missed every  INCH  of MY CLIT he was sucking on the lips and PISSING ME THE FUCK  OFF.
 I adjusted my clit on his lips He still missed it (TWO WORDS A- MAZING)
I grinding on hos face till my hips hurt. ( Fuck THIS)

 I jumped off his face and laid next to him where he jumped on top of me and damn near knocked the wind of me,
This man tried for 6 mins to get his dick inside me he had it in my ass three times and everytime I made him change condoms.
FINALLY he put it in and I was posed to get  my  nut when he began thrusting wildly  and 2 mins later. he CAME HARD WITH THE HORRID SOUND!

I was completely turned the fuck off!!

He had the nerve to be sweating and  smacked my thighs saying" WHoa girl u made me work for that pussy
I was sick and horny as fuck.

He was telling me he always do it like that like the shit was good
I just shook my head 
" PORNOOCHIO
He was dumfounded and I left his ass that way , 
AS soon as he dropped me off I called My BEAT THE BRAKES OFF THE PUSSY MAN"
I made a mistake and called his ass while I was getting my pussy worked over correctly  
I screamed moaned and hollered as his dumb ass sat there saying HELLO HELLO

I said Uh BAY BAY U are the best U always make me cum. YOU are not a PORNOOCHIO
He fucked me so HARD I SQUIRTED ALL OVER MY PHONE!!
DAMN PORNOOCHIO  OWES ME A  PHONE 

PORN-NOOCHIO- A MAN WHO EMBELLISHES HIS SEXUAL PROWESS WITH FAKE STORIES OF SEXCAPADES  ... LOL

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