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Pornoochio
1:53AM on April 14, 2009

 I should have know when I met him..... He was too much of every damn thing god game good looks good talk.I felt something tingle inside me but I shook it off. After three weeks of  phone sex since he was in Germany on business . hE TOUCHED DOWN I was ready that night.  I  hopped into the 745 which smelled of the Black Ice air fresheners I adore. He drove me past my old hood. I felt comfortable with him Oh he was fine 5'7 he had the whole T.I. Look but grown he wasn't wearing his self esteem on his ass.(jeans) He was comfortably adorned in diesel skinny jeans and a plain correctly sized white tee. I sat back as we talked about our history the REAL HISTORY he wasn't a dummy that was evident.


We pulled into his circular drive in Sherwood Forest. His house was gorgeous stunning, breathtaking . I wanted to get a key made while he was asleep(I am just kidding) , He led me upstairs to a master bedroom bigger than my damn apartment. The bed was beautiful decorated in A beautiful teal and chocolate Chaps ensemble . 
" Do U like it?"
"Yes ( I am sure he saw me drooling) LOL"
I walked around the place liked I owned it as he made a phone call....This house was Laid the hell out  Like he had Martha Stewart , Thomas O brien amd the whole damn HgTV squad. 

" Hey come here baby Trying to keep  all that sexy ass chocolate from me?"
I gave him my best Catwalk . 
" I  got a little bit  of Chablis chilling in the wine frigde and some Godiva strawberries in the nook area of the bedroom. We sat there eating the best drinking the best and watching the best A 47inch Plasma Samsung  supensed from the wall. I was horny so I asked could we watch porn I was ready to get my pussy treated the way he treated himself I knew he would treat me good..

I laid down and allowed him to kiss my feet and with his tongue he made a soft trail up my legs to my pussy . y hormones was jumping like a disco...( Oh Yes )  I thought as I felt his lips on my fat clit he kissed it then ran his tongue  up to my mouth where he damn near bite off my tongue(WTF)

He was clumsy as hell as he bumped into my head trying to stand over me and shove  his dick in my mouth. I suggested a 69 he obliged,

I lay there with his dick in my mouth and my pussy in in his face where he missed every  INCH  of MY CLIT he was sucking on the lips and PISSING ME THE FUCK  OFF.
 I adjusted my clit on his lips He still missed it (TWO WORDS A- MAZING)
I grinding on hos face till my hips hurt. ( Fuck THIS)

 I jumped off his face and laid next to him where he jumped on top of me and damn near knocked the wind of me,
This man tried for 6 mins to get his dick inside me he had it in my ass three times and everytime I made him change condoms.
FINALLY he put it in and I was posed to get  my  nut when he began thrusting wildly  and 2 mins later. he CAME HARD WITH THE HORRID SOUND!

I was completely turned the fuck off!!

He had the nerve to be sweating and  smacked my thighs saying" WHoa girl u made me work for that pussy
I was sick and horny as fuck.

He was telling me he always do it like that like the shit was good
I just shook my head 
" PORNOOCHIO
He was dumfounded and I left his ass that way , 
AS soon as he dropped me off I called My BEAT THE BRAKES OFF THE PUSSY MAN"
I made a mistake and called his ass while I was getting my pussy worked over correctly  
I screamed moaned and hollered as his dumb ass sat there saying HELLO HELLO

I said Uh BAY BAY U are the best U always make me cum. YOU are not a PORNOOCHIO
He fucked me so HARD I SQUIRTED ALL OVER MY PHONE!!
DAMN PORNOOCHIO  OWES ME A  PHONE 

PORN-NOOCHIO- A MAN WHO EMBELLISHES HIS SEXUAL PROWESS WITH FAKE STORIES OF SEXCAPADES  ... LOL

The neighbors were screaming ( tasty story)
11:36PM on April 07, 2009

I have been very busy with other very important shit. I haven't been fucked correctly in months occasional rounds of the in and out but I always win those. I got a pretty good Knock out record.... LOL


Anyway I have been tackling serious issues personal and otherwise so The appetite for sex had been knocked clear out of my mind for months NOW!!

Until a few days ago.. i had  been knowing him for years and I never really wanted to get close to him cause he was alot older than I . I know I ain't  young but he is 13 yrs my senoir. I needed a ride home from work The only number in mental rolodex was  his.(SHIT) I thought..well he answered 3 rings later I wanted to hang up

But he agreeded to pick me up and I wanted a drink some Platinum7 that is some good and budget friendly Vodka..

I am not doing a commercail for them so back to our regularly  schedule programming

He drove me home I was tired as HeLL.I work in a man dominated blue collar industry . I lift items 60lbs or more repeatedly in small ass spaces. I was sleepy.
He drove  we made small talk of course he wanted to come up.I obliged relucantly I just wanted to drink watch some Secret diary of a call girl but NOOOOOO!!!! he wanted to come  up SHIT!!

I jumped in the shower as he poured drinks and waited in my living room.I could smell this delicious aroma. This man ordered Chinese delivery. I  was hungry  so we had pepper steak general  Tso's chicken . I was thankful we sat down ate I had wine in my fridge we enjoyed BareFoot Moscato yummy. I was tired and streched out on my couch he began to massage my feet then calves my thighs. I love my thighs massaged it makes my giggle he began to get closer and somehow my pussy grew wet his fingers were poking the soft material of my sleep shorts. I could feel my nipples hardening as he my rubbed my stomach,I was trying to pull my shirt down but he had it over my exposed nipples he licked them hungrily as he slid his hand back down to my YONI(PUSSY,KITTY,WET WET) he rubbed my clit and it became swollen and hard on his fingertips.I moaned into his ears loudly DAMNNNN.

He slide his body down to my Yoni, He parted my large lips and began to swirl his tongue around my clit he even kissed it. I felt that desire welling up inside me , He licked sucked and slurped till I came so hard in his mouth. I was running from that tongue but he began licking me slowly into convulsions I had cum again in his mouth... I  was ruining my white couch my pussy juices soaking the fabric(I got scotchguard anyway) . I could taste my pussy  on his lips I wanted  to lick his face off Damn that pussy juice was sweet....

He licked my nipples slowly as he entered my tight wet pussy she was throbbing aching pulsating as he entered slowly and then took it out (WTF?!?) I wanted that dick as I bucked my pussy in the air trying to get that dick in my area. He finally spoke "Beg for it" "Please fuck me Please Daddy put it back in PLEASE I cried"
He had the nerve to laugh
I couldn't argue I was horny mad and wanting this DICK RIGHT MUTHAFUCKIN NOW 
I got down on my knees and begged for 2 mins as he did did dick jumps in my face.
He put my face into the carpet and  entered me slowly ( I LOVE THAT FIRST FEELING OF PENETRATION)
He began to pound away as my pussy leaked its wet sticky juices on his dick ...
Their was a knocking sound but i figured that was us bumping the couch or the table against the wall. 
He pounded harder I screamed harder. Till he came in my asshole.
I was panting breathing hard as I heard the knock get louder then I heard voices
"Hey are you Okay in there ? We heard screaming"
Hey are YOU Okay"

OH MY GOD THE WHOLE 3rd floor was at my door because I was cumming loudly.
I answered yes  " I just blew my  back out but IM OKAY..... THANKS for checking on me

My first sexual eruption (2005)
1:42AM on April 05, 2009

 When I saw him I knew I had to have him! He was my type short brown thin ,He wasn't my type for that shallow shit. He was type because he was fucking mysterious .I was catch him looking the he would vanish in thin air.

I knew he was that deal because he kept his mouth shut he spoke when spoken to otherwise Not a peep.

I had to figure out what to do to get next to him. I got it DAMSEL IN DISTRESS mode, this particular nite I got dropped off at the neighborhood without a ride home. I cozied up next to him, I t was like a fucking movie HE asked me could he take me home?

Sure I said he grabbed my coat  gave his friends daps and  we bounced. I got into the car with a stranger I knew his name they called him "B".
I asked him as we drove to the liquor store why the name B
He laughed and asked "what I was drinking?"
"Shit Uh mm I don't really drink A cooler I guess."
"OKAY"

He strolled in and out I told you he was mysterious he was back in the whip in 2 mins flat.
He asked "Where I live?"
I said" don't wanna go home"
He said"OK" we drove to 7 mile and he lead me to his house.
I walked into a beautifully decorated home but there was no time to look around He grabbed my hand and lead me to a huge king sized bed .
" I asked Why the name B"
He replied "why so many questions?"

He poured me a drink obviously not a cooler but I was thirsty or nervous and I said" Maybe I should leave?"
"DID U drive?" 
" No" I pouted like a spoiled ass kid
"You wanna leave?
"No'...... I ...... Mean I jus....… i mean i should know something about you"

He grabbed my hand and said " U do know something Im B and I have been watching you I can tell by the way you  walk you don't bust good nuts"

" What the fuck that shit mean?" I was offended that shit was true.
 He asked me cold he take off my shoes
"YES"
This drink is fucking good what is it?
Goose cranberry and strawberry juice?
I could feel his hand on my trembling thigh he had to reach up my leg I had o knee boots.
My panties got so fucking wet as he stared I my eyes and took off both boots.
"You smell good "
"Thanks Its DKNY."
"No u smell good  Ur natural smell"
" He poked thru my panties this smells good"
I was squeezing my thighs together to stop my pussy from throbbing.
" Do u still wanna go"
"No I wanna lay down"
Okay he laid me down as he pulled my skirt off. My legs shook as he parted them
He rubbed my pussy lips then sucked the (labia minora) the smaller set of lips that keep the clit inside
He began to lick as I forced my pussy into his mouth somehow he was licking my clit and fingering me and my pussy was begging for more. It took him 2 mins to make me cum the first time.I let out a loud scream and I was so embrassed.

He told me it's okay we are alone
He ate my pussy licking my large clit with so much force that I couldn't help but cum again in his mouth.He then pt his huge duck inside my pussy / I was tensing up but he told me to relax and I did . He slide it halfway in then took it out and rubbed the fat dick head on my throbbing clit. he then plunged in and my emotions went into overdrive
I was screaming his name then he flipped me over and spread my ass cheeks he ate my ass out . He then grabbed some mouthwash NO LIE gargled and spit. Then he ate my sloppy wet  pussy he then took his dick and banged me so slow that I was in tears WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE DOING TO ME?
 He told me I am going to make you cum so fucking hard
I was panting out of breath thirsty , and my hair was sweated out we had been fucking for an hour NOW

He turned me sideways and put my leg over his shoulder as soon as he stuck his dick in my body began to jerk and spasm like a fucking seizure.
"AHHH THATS  THE SPOT"
"I gotta pee PLEASE STOP"
" NO U. DON'T U gotta bust a NUT"
NO I GOTTA PEE PLEEEAAASSSSEEE STOP"

He turned  me missionary and began drilling in the pussy  my tears fell hot and fast I was losing my breath and this fight. I tried  one more time " PLEASSSSEEE STOP"" I GOTTA...........................AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I felt this warm fluid shoot in the air landing on his stomach my hair my stomach the sheets.
I was trembling crying and I FELT LIKE  THE WHOLE WORLD WAS MILES AWAY! I FELT LIKE A DREAM . MY BREATHING BECAME NORMAL . I just couldn't move I didn't want to his dick was still in my pussy as he got his nut. He leaned over and asked me "Do U still wanna go home"
"NO"
" SEE AIN"T YOU GLAD YOU CAME!"