Repost of the first blog I ever wrote
12:02PM on May 31, 2008
This is a repost of the first blog I ever wrote, I even left the type-o's in. Its kinda funny and a lil angry, but enjoy lol
This is my first stab at a blog, and I have nothing to say, aren't you glad that you stopped by? Why the fuck does this happen to me all the time? I thought of this whole thing that I could blab on about and now my mind is drawing a blank...... And of course everytime I think to myself " Why the fuck didn't you write this down ", or " hey you should go log on and type that up ", hell even " You lazy bastard your phone has a voice recorder on it, use it! ". What do I do, I continue going on about my business thinking that there is no way that I will forget what I wanted to say, besides, why not wait until you can sit for a minute or two and do it right. Fuck, man, does that really piss me off. You know who else pisses me off, people who can't drive. I swear for the life of me, I don't have road rage, I don't support it, but I FUCKING UNDERSTAND IT!!!!! God, just to slam into someone once, man!!!!! but I don't! I turn the radio up and sing it all away, just like most people I know. Another thing that I hate, if you have more than the posted amount or your writing a check, STAY OUT OF THE DAMN EXPRESS LANE at any store in the world, I hope you choke on whatever it is your buying.Oh, what the hell since I ranting why stop right? Next time I hear a teo-way cell phone conversation I'm going to lose my ever loving mind, there is only one thing worse than hearing one asshole on a cell phone, that's hearing both of them. Hey don't get me wrong I love my cell phone, but there is a limit.Also that minority of people that are fucking things up or making shit more difficult for the rest of us, CUT IT OUT already, your on the top of my shit list, why can't we all just get along. Oh, another thing that gets on my nerves, people who block the paths and walkways that the rest of us are trying to use, MOVE YOU INCONDSIDERATE ASSHOLES!!!!!!. You are all being forewarned, I am 6' 3" and 300lbs, the next person to block my path is getting thunderclutched ( in made that up, do you like? ) right to ground! If you spam people with ANYTHING, I wish that the hand that controls your mouse would fall off, it you do it again then the other one goes, I can keep going, wanna play? Oh the death penalty, I can save tax payers money and probaly turn a good profit while I'm at it. I say we let inmates on death row fight to the death, and we broadcast it as Americas newest reality show!. Ok well I don't really think that, but ask yourself this....... Would you watch it? I thought you would :-) Finally I can't stand people that are rude to customer service people, and I don't just mean people at the checkout either, I mean everyone from the clerk at my local Quickway to the president of IBM, if you have customers, patients, clients, residents, then you are in customer service. Anyway, people that are rude to ANYONE in a customer service postion, all you do is spoil their mood for me, I am always behind you and have to mend the day that you just FUCKED up for that poor person, who is just doing his or her job. Stop! Cut it Out! ot I will find you and it's on!!!!!!!! Toall you greedy, self-centered, unpolite, arrogant FUCKS, your nothing without those people....... On a postive note ---- Tip well ( at least 30% ), be kind to your nurses and doctors ( trust me they really do want to be there, I know a couple of them ), and have a safe and merry holidays.............. Now get the hell outta here!!!!
Thanks for youe time, comments welcome, though not really cared about, so be merry, eat me, and Peace, Love, and a jelly doughnut!!!!!
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