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My Blog :: hi everyone.. stefano here-aka, catnipp..just wanted to let all of you know just who i am..Im from lower Mi.,U.S.A.,. ADMIN EDIT *DO NOT POST OTHER SITES* I have been around the paranormal all my life. not by choice let me tell ya..lol...i had- 2 near death exp.,4 out of body exp.,-not counting the near death exp.,..iv seen,felt an talked to more ghosts then i can count..iv had plates an forks tossed at me by ghosts. iv seen sadow people, demons. but i'll save all that for anohter blog. In 1995 i got married. at the time she loved sex as much as i do.. but over the years the wife slowly lost her sex drive. now this married guy is horny as hell. if i had the cash i would show her the door. the past few years i did have -some- fun.. The 1st was this 22yr old gal named Brandi... oh my god ... this bich was fucking fine... cute- big soft tits, and the best fuck iv ever had.. Brandi was my wife's niece's best friend. My wife's niece was sleeping with my best friend at the time. the 4 of us - my friend an my wife's niece, and my wife an i .. was all sitting around a table at the local 'Bigboy' when we started to talk about sex. my wife's niece wanted to have an orgy. we all said yes.. but when i told my wife what an orgy was. she said -oh hell NO...so we never had the orgy.- damn it..lol..my friend an my wife's niece broke up, an i asked her if she just wanted to fuck me. she said no. but her best friend Brandi would be for $. at 1st Brandi said no. but she needed the $ so she said yes. only thing was by then, she was seeing this other guy. so she told me it would only be the one time. It was the best one night stand iv ever had in my life. The next woman to say yes to me was the local librarian named Heidi. Heidi was in her mid 50's. she was looking for a new husband, and was horny as hell.. i told her i could not be a husband to her. but i would be happy to be her lover. so for 3 years her an i were friends and lovers. it started out we would have sex once a week. then it whent to having sex 3 times a week. but when the factory my wife an i both worked at closed it's doors. Heidi said that since she sees my wife an kid in the library more. she did not feel right fucking me. so we said good bye. i seen her two years afterwards. she had found a good man an goten married and is very happy. i told her i was happy for her, an i am..Last year my wife's other sister sue from NC moved in with us. Sue is a truck driver. long blond hair, and big DD tits. at 1st sue said i do not mind you looking. but you can not touch. Then one day as sue took me for a ride in her 18wheeler - sue lifted up her top an showed me her great set of tits an said she wanted to watch me jack off as she drove down the road.. i was all to happy to comply..in the days and weeks to follow, sue stated to give me blowjobs an letting me play with her tits. it got to a point to where sue an i was doing everything but fucking. sue said she just could not fuck her sister's husband. so sue an i did everything else..lol.. but sue with her two boys kept braking shit around the house. finnally the wife kicked them out. as sue was packing sue told my wife that i was the one who was making moves on her. an that she was glad to move. sue did not tell my wife what sue an i had been doing all that time. from day one-iv been talking with a female friend eveything.. this friend of mine told my wife that it was sue, not me, who had made the moves. an that nothing had happen. i just wish more had happen...lol... now im just looking for friends with beefits on the side from a woman who is in or near lower middle Mi., Im also a big fan of Star trek and Days of our Lives... use to go to the conventions when they was in Mi., seen a few of the people who played in the show. alot of stories, alot of good times.. so i hope you enjoy my blog.. as much as i will enjoy writting it.. ADMIN EDITED AGAIN till next time my horny friends.. Live long and prosper.. Stefano....



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if you use a bottle, remove the cap.
7:57AM on May 11, 2008

5/11/o8...7;23am



Good morning my friends..... Happy Mothers Day to all you moms..

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ok - check this out, this just happened this morning and im laughing my ass off...i know its not funny,,but in a way it is..

my sexless wife, whom gets mad at me at times for even touching her, finally got horny early this morning as i was asleep. SSOOOOooooo...ha ha ha ha.. she took a moose bottle and started to fuck herself with it..she's on the sofa in the livingroom, im still asleep in our bed. well,,,LOL,,she forgot to take the cap off... She wakes me up an tells me that the cap is ha ha ha - "stuck" up inside her pussy an she can not get it out...

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA........

well i just had to see what this kitty cat could do.. i looked an could not see it.. so i told her she needs to go to the hospital... 7;30am an she just took off to the ER...

the sad thing is i gave her a shit load of sex toys a few years ago.... an she made me toss them all out..maybe she should of saved a few...the one time the wife gets horny. she still will not go to her husband for sex....... but still she could have used anything... anything that did not have a cap on it..HA HA HA HA HA.. i know its not funny.. an it will cost alot of money... but still ... its funny as hell.......she tryed to "CAP" herself off... HA HA HA HA...

sad..sad..sad...FUNNY but sad....hell im still laughing about it...

its always nice to wake up an have a woman put a smile on your face... an this morning the wife sure got me a smilling..not the kind of smile i was hoping for .. but still ... im smilling so much im laughing...ha ha ha ha...

- welcome to my world -

have a good day... live long and prosper... and if you feel the need to put a muse bottle up your pussy - please remember to take the cap off first....

ha ha ha ha ha..well it does not say not to on the bottle..ha ha ha ha ha ha...

-stefano.




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heina...
May 11, 2008 (Report It)

freakin' hilarious! Duly noted....
  
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