if you use a bottle, remove the cap.
7:57AM on May 11, 2008
5/11/o8...7;23am
Good morning my friends..... Happy Mothers Day to all you moms..
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ok - check this out, this just happened this morning and im laughing my ass off...i know its not funny,,but in a way it is..
my sexless wife, whom gets mad at me at times for even touching her, finally got horny early this morning as i was asleep. SSOOOOooooo...ha ha ha ha.. she took a moose bottle and started to fuck herself with it..she's on the sofa in the livingroom, im still asleep in our bed. well,,,LOL,,she forgot to take the cap off... She wakes me up an tells me that the cap is ha ha ha - "stuck" up inside her pussy an she can not get it out...
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA........
well i just had to see what this kitty cat could do.. i looked an could not see it.. so i told her she needs to go to the hospital... 7;30am an she just took off to the ER...
the sad thing is i gave her a shit load of sex toys a few years ago.... an she made me toss them all out..maybe she should of saved a few...the one time the wife gets horny. she still will not go to her husband for sex....... but still she could have used anything... anything that did not have a cap on it..HA HA HA HA HA.. i know its not funny.. an it will cost alot of money... but still ... its funny as hell.......she tryed to "CAP" herself off... HA HA HA HA...
sad..sad..sad...FUNNY but sad....hell im still laughing about it...
its always nice to wake up an have a woman put a smile on your face... an this morning the wife sure got me a smilling..not the kind of smile i was hoping for .. but still ... im smilling so much im laughing...ha ha ha ha...
- welcome to my world -
have a good day... live long and prosper... and if you feel the need to put a muse bottle up your pussy - please remember to take the cap off first....
ha ha ha ha ha..well it does not say not to on the bottle..ha ha ha ha ha ha...
-stefano.
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