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My Blog :: hi everyone..
stefano here-aka, catnipp..just wanted to let all of you know just who i am..Im from lower Mi.,U.S.A.,.
ADMIN EDIT *DO NOT POST OTHER SITES* I have been around the paranormal all my life. not by choice let me tell ya..lol...i had- 2 near death exp.,4 out of body exp.,-not counting the near death exp.,..iv seen,felt an talked to more ghosts then i can count..iv had plates an forks tossed at me by ghosts. iv seen sadow people, demons. but i'll save all that for anohter blog. In 1995 i got married. at the time she loved sex as much as i do.. but over the years the wife slowly lost her sex drive. now this married guy is horny as hell. if i had the cash i would show her the door. the past few years i did have -some- fun..
The 1st was this 22yr old gal named Brandi... oh my god ... this bich was fucking fine... cute- big soft tits, and the best fuck iv ever had.. Brandi was my wife's niece's best friend. My wife's niece was sleeping with my best friend at the time. the 4 of us - my friend an my wife's niece, and my wife an i .. was all sitting around a table at the local 'Bigboy' when we started to talk about sex. my wife's niece wanted to have an orgy. we all said yes.. but when i told my wife what an orgy was. she said -oh hell NO...so we never had the orgy.- damn it..lol..my friend an my wife's niece broke up, an i asked her if she just wanted to fuck me. she said no. but her best friend Brandi would be for $. at 1st Brandi said no. but she needed the $ so she said yes. only thing was by then, she was seeing this other guy. so she told me it would only be the one time. It was the best one night stand iv ever had in my life. The next woman to say yes to me was the local librarian named Heidi. Heidi was in her mid 50's. she was looking for a new husband, and was horny as hell.. i told her i could not be a husband to her. but i would be happy to be her lover. so for 3 years her an i were friends and lovers. it started out we would have sex once a week. then it whent to having sex 3 times a week. but when the factory my wife an i both worked at closed it's doors. Heidi said that since she sees my wife an kid in the library more. she did not feel right fucking me. so we said good bye. i seen her two years afterwards. she had found a good man an goten married and is very happy. i told her i was happy for her, an i am..Last year my wife's other sister sue from NC moved in with us. Sue is a truck driver. long blond hair, and big DD tits. at 1st sue said i do not mind you looking. but you can not touch. Then one day as sue took me for a ride in her 18wheeler - sue lifted up her top an showed me her great set of tits an said she wanted to watch me jack off as she drove down the road.. i was all to happy to comply..in the days and weeks to follow, sue stated to give me blowjobs an letting me play with her tits. it got to a point to where sue an i was doing everything but fucking. sue said she just could not fuck her sister's husband. so sue an i did everything else..lol.. but sue with her two boys kept braking shit around the house. finnally the wife kicked them out. as sue was packing sue told my wife that i was the one who was making moves on her. an that she was glad to move. sue did not tell my wife what sue an i had been doing all that time. from day one-iv been talking with a female friend eveything.. this friend of mine told my wife that it was sue, not me, who had made the moves. an that nothing had happen. i just wish more had happen...lol...
now im just looking for friends with beefits on the side from a woman who is in or near lower middle Mi.,
Im also a big fan of Star trek and Days of our Lives... use to go to the conventions when they was in Mi., seen a few of the people who played in the show. alot of stories, alot of good times.. so i hope you enjoy my blog.. as much as i will enjoy writting it.. ADMIN EDITED AGAIN till next time my horny friends..
Live long and prosper..
Stefano....
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if you use a bottle, remove the cap.
7:57AM on May 11, 2008
5/11/o8...7;23am
Good morning my friends..... Happy Mothers Day to all you moms..
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ok - check this out, this just happened this morning and im laughing my ass off...i know its not funny,,but in a way it is..
my sexless wife, whom gets mad at me at times for even touching her, finally got horny early this morning as i was asleep. SSOOOOooooo...ha ha ha ha.. she took a moose bottle and started to fuck herself with it..she's on the sofa in the livingroom, im still asleep in our bed. well,,,LOL,,she forgot to take the cap off... She wakes me up an tells me that the cap is ha ha ha - "stuck" up inside her pussy an she can not get it out...
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA........
well i just had to see what this kitty cat could do.. i looked an could not see it.. so i told her she needs to go to the hospital... 7;30am an she just took off to the ER...
the sad thing is i gave her a shit load of sex toys a few years ago.... an she made me toss them all out..maybe she should of saved a few...the one time the wife gets horny. she still will not go to her husband for sex....... but still she could have used anything... anything that did not have a cap on it..HA HA HA HA HA.. i know its not funny.. an it will cost alot of money... but still ... its funny as hell.......she tryed to "CAP" herself off... HA HA HA HA...
sad..sad..sad...FUNNY but sad....hell im still laughing about it...
its always nice to wake up an have a woman put a smile on your face... an this morning the wife sure got me a smilling..not the kind of smile i was hoping for .. but still ... im smilling so much im laughing...ha ha ha ha...
- welcome to my world -
have a good day... live long and prosper... and if you feel the need to put a muse bottle up your pussy - please remember to take the cap off first....
ha ha ha ha ha..well it does not say not to on the bottle..ha ha ha ha ha ha...
-stefano.
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May 11, 2008 (Report It)
freakin' hilarious! Duly noted.... |
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gots to show some love..
1:57PM on May 05, 2008
Monday, 5/5/o8 - 1;52pm
Hi all.. its your friendly neighborhood kitty cat from lower Michigan...
i appreciate and value all my friends. but one friend of mine on this site has
asked people to show some love her way,
by means of votes and comments to her pics and clips.
now im not all that sure as to "how to" post comments to the pics and clips.
but i have gave her all the votes i could. She is one very beautiful lady.
Her tits are just the right size, and her pussy could make any man melt in her hands.
when i loged on today right before i head off to work. i saw she sent me a small vid clip of
herself... oh my god ... WOW !!! -thank you - she could make any man crazy..LOL..
so now id like to show as much love her way as i can..
please do yourself a favor an check out 'teasenplease', and judge for yourself...
she is one of the best ladies on this site..and i am proud to have her as a friend...
id be even happier to have her in my bed... hell anywhere for that matter..lol..
so before i head off to work tonight (with this smile on my face) i just had to show some
love to a very special,,gorgeous lady - 'teasenplease' ....
may ALL my friends - live long and prosper...
Stefano....
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May 05, 2008 (Report It)
Thanks so much! |
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Sunday-4/27-11am
11:48AM on April 27, 2008
'just waking up in the morning gots 2 thank god. no barking from the dog, no small..."LOL..
so far this weekend has been some thing else... Sat.,night i picked up some good movies to watch.
(do not know if i can say the name of the movies or not on this site.) anyway 3 good movies and some good whisky, made for a great night..latter i got a call from a friend who wanted to stop by sunday to watch some Trek episodes i have. then latter go grab a bite to eat. around midnight i headed off to bed. oh the dream i had.. wow .. in the dream i was fucking this hot looking black woman with nice big tits. she was as cute as can be.. and her pussy felt soooo good. oh my god what a dream..ha ha ha...i woke up with a hard on..that dream felt so real..i was more then ready to fuck the wife this morning..but as always she was not in the mood. in fact she took off to the farm as soon as she woke up.. i said to myself - ah,fuck the bitch. i cooked up some bacon an eggs. potatoes an toast. with a tall glass of oj..i washed the dishes, made beds, took care of two loads of close. tossed a load in the dryer..started a load in the washer..picked up the house a bit..but i can not stop thinking about that dream i had last night.. i mean - wow,, what a dream.. she was sitting on the edge of my bed as i was standing in front of her.(do not ask how, but her an i was still fucking) .. her an i were talking and the last thing i said to her was - " all i want to know is where do you want me to cum." she said "you can cum on my face if you want. are you about to cum?" i said not yet but when i do i want to know where to shoot my load. she said "well i cannot swollow it all in one shot. but i can a little at a time. so if you just cum on my face. that'll be just fine." the next thing i heard was the wife walking in the door. thats when i woke up... damn...lol..i woke up to find the wife sound asleep on the sofa..i went in the kitchen and started cooking..(and jacking off) when the wife woke up i asked if she would enjoy some eggs or a hard cock.. but she wanted to go to the farm so ... i had a good meal.. did a few things around the house..now im just waiting on my friends to show up to watch some trek...but that dream.... wow... it felt so real...an she was so cute..an oh her tits...so soft.mmmmm. what a dream...lol..
thanks for taking the time to read this.. i know when i rush i some times hit the wrong key..had to back space alot this morning..lol...have a great day my horny friends.. Live long and prosper...
Stefano, one horny male in lower Mich.,...
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4/13-noon
1:14PM on April 13, 2008
Hello my horny friends..aahhchoooo,,sniff..sniff.. yep this old kitty cat has came down with a cold.. bound to happen when you have your pants down looking at porn all night...lol..
i just looked out the window only to see its snowing...will spring ever get here??? im soo sick of the cold temp.,.
ha- its making me sick..lol..sniff..sniff..cough..cough..
i had the most unusual dream...or was it a dream??? while sitting in my chair in the livingroom. i felt myself drift off to sleep. the next thing i knew i was standing in front of my body looking down at myself..thats not the odd part. what was so odd, was next to my body in the chair. was a woman standing beside the chair facing my body. she was bent down and was whispering some thing in my ear. she had brown hair and was in a white robe. the next thing i knew i was back in my chair looking around for this woman who was not there... i was left with a feeling- was it a dream / or an out of body expereince??? things that make me go -hhhmmmmmm......
well i hope all of you are doing better then i am.. healthy and enjoying lots of sex..unlike me, who is coughing, sniffling, and sneezing. and as for the sex- hell my own wife does not want to have sex with me.. at 4 am i was on the computer in the den when the wife walked in. i pulled out my hard cock an asked for a blowjob..or at lesst a fuck... she just gave me that look an told me she was going to go back to bed.. so i did what any man would do. looked up some great porn an jacked off.. hey, i may have a cold..but my dick still gets hard..and since i can not find any one who is willing to help me cum.. id just have to do it myself..i seem to recall some one saying this site will start a "date" link??? if so - w h e n ???? i know- stop bitching - will not do any good..just wish i could find some one here in lower Mi., who would enjoy this hard cock of mine. give my hand a rest..
well take care all.. i may not be around as much.. but i still enjoy reading the blogs and the boards..stop by my site an say hi from time to time. and i'll try to do the same..Live long and prosper...
Stefano....
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3 somes and more?
12:45PM on April 06, 2008
How many people have been in a 3some or an all out orgy? thought this might be fun to talk about. I myself have been in two 3somes. both times a couple (a man and a woman) asked me to join in as they had sex. some friends an i tryed to get my wife to say yes to having an orgy. but after i explained what an orgy was to my wife,she would not do it, and neither could i. - damn it..lol..will also post this in a blog. as i post more in my blog then i do on the message boards. i would like to hear from alot of people so i wanted to post this in both the message boards and in a blog... have a great day my horny friends... Live long and prosper.. your friendly neighborhood kitty cat from lower Mi., -Stefano....
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April 27, 2008 (Report It)
Yep. Been in many multiples and had a swinger party at the house. I think it was 6 couples all swapping great fun. It is also fun to have a threesome with hubby and another girl. Two mouths on a dick yumm..
Enjoy later.
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4/6/o8 update
11:20AM on April 06, 2008
Hi my horny friends here on Rude. This is just an update on this simply kitty cat's life.
1st- let me say, i wish i was not working on the same shift as the wife. due to this fact i am unable to log on to my 'ADULT' sites. Or any other sites for that matter. The wife just hates it when im on the computer, or even watching my tv thats in my den so she could watch what she wants to watch out in the livingroom. She can not stand the fact that i want to do things 'with out' her. but every time i try to share with her what i like, or want, or would like to do, she shoots me down telling me no..your not doing that...ect., ect.,...ah, what a fucked up mess...
she use to be so much fun.. about a month after we meet, i was fucking her on my kitchen table.. now a days i can not even sqeez her tits in passing as i walk by her with out her getting all pissy with me..yet she always says- ' i love you'..i know in her own way maybe she does.. its just frustrating for a married man knowning his wife does not want him to touch her sexually.... oh well...
i have some time now as the wife is visiting some of her friends. wife will be gone for a few hours. since im 'home alone', she know i will make beds, wash 4 or 5 loads of close, an pick up the house a bit. what she does not know is i'll take some time to enjoy what i enjoy doing, like reading blogs and the message boards here on Rude. read an send emails to friends...LOL- before stoping here on Rude i took a look at my email... i can tell i have not been on the computer in awhile... 47 emails from my closest friends...
well the new job is still a large pain in the ass... i come home every night sore and covered in oil and metal chips. wife wants me to try to get a 'local' job..the only place that pays close to this jobe - id have to go thru a temp service...right now i do not know what im going to do..stick it out with the place im at... or try to get in to a place closer to home.
a friend of mine told me he would like to introduce me to another one of his friends, a follow die hard Trek fan..
so last night the 3 of us sat down at a local restaurant till about midnight. then drove down the road to a truck stop where we talked till about 2am. That was the most fun i had in a long time...a night filled with conversation and jokes all about Star Trek..
some one had asked me to look at a blog they had posted about porn... - what do you like better, big time x rated movie, or, home made porn.. well as i said in a reply to the post, i enjoy watching home made porn.. movies, to me any way,, have become to scripped. home made porn is just real.. its "real" people having "real" sex...it gives the feeling like your watching your friends or neighbors having great sex. nothing more erotic then seeing "real" people enjoying other "real" people...its true i wish i could join in on all the fun.. hell id love to do some home made movies myself...i think just knowing other people might enjoy wating me is also a turn on. but for now thats just a pipe dream..maybe one day i can film myself..
well... now you know - if i had the time, you know i do enjoy reading the message boards, blogs, and the comments..but lattly iv had very little computer time..
take care my horny friends.. Live long and prosper...
Stefano....
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no time.
11:18AM on April 03, 2008
I hate the fact that i have no time. no time to talk to my friends on other sites as well as on this one.
The new job im on now is 2nd shift..the same as the wife. an she hates it when im on the computer.
so iv had no time to be on the computer at all.. it sucks.. the job pays good. its a pain in the ass.. lot of things to remember, and alot of hard work..thinking i might take a job closer to home. does not pay as much..
but it will be 3rd shift.. giving me some well needed computer time..
well my times up.. needs to go...
Live long and prosper..
-Stefano....
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remembering the Star Trek conventions.
11:53AM on March 16, 2008
hi my horny friends..well, i was able to post some of my "Klingon' photos. let me know what you think.
ah, i had such fun times going to Star Trek conventions..I miss going to them. they stoped having Star Trek conventions here in MI., some years ago..but when they did have them - oh did i have fun..I was able to see some of the star's like - John DeLancie who played -'Q' on STNG,STV,STDS9..He also played on another soap i still watch - 'Days of our Lives'..it was funny. he kept geting ?'s about the show Days..Q asked -"now wait..this is a STAR TREK convention right?? do you people want to talk about Star Trek -or- Days of our Lives?" Alot of us yelled out - "Days of our Lives!!" (yes even me in my StarFleet uniform.) so John DeLancie whent on to tell a funny story about what had happen one day on the set of Days..He whent on to say that the "star" of the show had to cry.. but she was unable to make herself tear up.. so he tells people to start filming as soon as he says "now" .... he goes down to where the star was an said- " i can help you do this, but you'll have to trust me." she says ok ,, what do i have to do.. he tells her to pull his finger... she does an he passes gas.. she started to laugh so hard.. tears started to roll down her face.. he then walked off stage saying - "now"... an that was the take that was shown on tv......LOL... oh the stories iv heard some of the stars tell... i was lucky enough to have meet 'Scotty' -James Doohan,at a convention.. funny story when we saw Scotty... the wife wanted him to sign the back of a photo... he fliped it over to see if it was him in the photo..looked at my wife for the longest time..then flip the photo over an started to sign it with a big smile on his face. then he told us- " you know..some years ago a little boy stoped me an asked me to sign the back of a photo..i did.. then i fliped it over to see who was in the photo.. It was not me... it was a photo of OJ Simson.... and between you an me.. i think that son of a bitch is guilty as sin."
(YES !! thats what the man said.) Everyone who heard him just started to laugh. this was about the time of the 'OJ trial'. Now I myself im not saying OJ did it or not..im just saying what 'Scotty' told us as my wife an i was geting Scotty's autograph..Even got to see 'Troi', (Marina Sirtis)- now this woman has some nice tits. got to see her up close an asked her a ?..i told her she was very beautiful. but i heard that she wears a wig on the show. and i wanted to know if it was true or not.. comes to find out.. she always wears a wig...who knew...lol...
Metting some of the star's in itself, was way 2 cool for this small town kitty cat..but the people i met.. oh man - an i thought i was big on Star Trek... had a 'Valcan' walk up to me an started talking to me as if this was all real..him an i talked for some time.. oh i got a BIG kick out of it all....i really enjoyed myself all the times i whent to a Star Trek convention...even got in to a few fights with some Klingons... now that was fun...it was all play, and in good fun.. an man was it fun....hope you have enjoyed this blog... and the photos iv posted...
we may not have any more Star Trek conventions here in Mi.,.but i will Always be proud to wear my StarFleet uniform. have a great day my horny friends..Live long and prosper....
...--Stefano....
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I am a next generation fan....I wish there was a BBW on Star Trek...I guess obesity will no longer be a problem in the year 2376...boy, am i glad i will be dead then...lolol |
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3/13
1:48PM on March 13, 2008
hi friends.. well day 4 of my new job.. sorry i have not been on as much as id would liked..but with this new job i just do not have the time...
been trying to up load a few photos of me in my klingon makeup. but this site keeps going down... will try another time... when i have the time that is.. sucks being on the same shift as my anti-sex wife..hopfully i can have some computer time this weekend..well time for this kitty cat to get ready for work....have a great horny day filled with lots a steamy sex....Live long and prosper...
..--Stefano....
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my near death experience.
2:48PM on March 04, 2008
The following is my near death experience. Since I was with a friend at the time. I will share what he has told me of what he saw. Then I will share what I saw. Till this day, I’m still not sure of what I saw.
A friend and I was in the woods one summers day. We had found an old gun rest way up in a tree. It was a beautiful summers day. The gun rest was at the top of the tallest tree in the woods. It was all open and big enough to hold four people.
While in the gun rest, my friend said I had a blank look upon my face. I then ran as fast as I could to the edge. Grabbing a hold of the edge, I flipped myself over. Throwing myself out of the gun rest. He ran to the edge an watched in shock as I was being whipped by the log sized branches as I fell to the ground. He said I hit the ground so hard. That my body bounced three times. He climbed down out of the tree as fast as he could. When he got to me, he checked my pulse. He said I had no pulse and I was not breathing. Scared, he run back to the house for help.
He led his father thru the woods to show him where I was. But before they got to the spot where I had laid. They saw me walking towards them. My friend turned as white as a ghost, saying- “Your dead.. You had no pulse. You was not breathing. Your dead.”
His father looked at me an saw I was shaking. He asked me, “ Are you alright?” The only thing I could say was, “ I don’t know.” He took me the local hospital to get checked out. Besides from some cuts an scraps the doctor said I was fine. After telling the doctor how far I had fallen from, an that my body bounced three times when it hit the ground. The doctor said I should have not been able to have walked away from that kind of fall. I told the doctor what I saw. The doctor said it sounds like you had a ‘near death experience’.
Now this is what I remember. My friend an I climbed to the top of the gun rest. We could see for miles. Then I blacked out. The next thing I remember. Is opening my eyes only to see myself falling. It was as if I was standing right in front of my own body. I was looking at me. I saw the color of my hair. The color of my close. I could see this “colored me” being whipped by the log sized branches. It was as if I was following my own body down.
It felt as if I was standing still. Watching some one else fall. But all the time I kept at eye level to the, “colored me.”
I started to look off to the one side of the “colored me”. It was then I saw the fog. The fog was everywhere. The fog was thick, and heavy. Then I started to look to the other side. That’s when I saw some thing to this day I can not explain. A pure “white me”.
It was me down to the detail. The only thing was, this other me was this shade of off white. The hair, the skin, even the close was this off color of white. This “white me”, was as I was. Standing still at eye level, watching the “colored me” fall. The “white me”, had a peace-full look upon his face. Then the “white me”, turned his sight in “my” direction. As soon as he saw “me”. The look his face changed. As soon as the “white me” saw “me” his eye’s got real big. His mouth started to open. The look on his face was like.- You are not suppose to see me. You are not suppose to be here. The “white me”, did not say a word. He did not need to. I could see the look in his face.
The fog that was all around us became as bright as a light with in seconds. The next thing I knew I was all alone in this bright light. I heard a man’s voice say. “It is not your time yet. You need to go back.”
The next thing I knew, I was on the ground looking up at the gun rest, screaming as loud as I could. I could not stop screaming. I do not know how long I was screaming. All I knew was I could not stop screaming. As I was screaming. I knew I had to stop. So I started to slap myself as hard as I could. I do not know how many slaps it took. But I slapped myself until I stopped screaming. I laid on the ground for some time before I pulled myself up on to my feet. I slowly got up an started walking back to the house. That’s when I saw my friend and his dad.
To this day, I still do not know what was “I” looking thru. Was I my ghost looking at my body ? What was the “white me” ? Why did the “white me” had that look on his face when he saw me ? Why did I throw myself over the top of that gun rest ? What was all that fog ?
I hate to think the only way for me to ever find the answers to my questions is to die, again..
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2/29/o8
11:40PM on February 29, 2008
update on little 'o me... 'Hi.. it's me..im back.."- Joe's Garage by the the late GREAT Frank Zappa.....
well im getting feed up working long hours..in unspeakable conditions..an only getting paid as
little as possible..now a man has two choices.. he can live with it -or- try to change it.. I choose
to change it.. so once again im out "job hutting"... im still working at the same place mind ya..
'it would be illogical to end a job, without 1st finding a new one.'...so thats what i did.. (i hope)..
i heard of a factory that was looking for people who knows a thing or two about what i use to do
for the past 15 years..so i gos in.. let them know i worked at a factory that did 'basically', the same
kind of work they do for alot of years... they told me to go take the piss test..and if things work out,
i could start in a few weeks.... so lets keep them fingers crossed....if i do get the job... that would
mean i would only have one hour a day to play on the computer...so if i do get this job..ohh, an i
hope i do... (more pay.,.. oh hell ya.) i may not cum around as much.. as things are right now,
$ is tight.. an i mean tight..so i need to find some thing.. i know some have asked me to watch
your 'cam' shows.. if i had the time and the $ i would... but right now i have very little of both..
i hope the one's who have asked me to watch your shows, understands.. its not i do not want to..
hell - i wish i could.. but with little time, an little $ .. there is little i can do.. an if i do get this job.
i would have even less time..an bills before pleasure.... in the sexual side of things. - 'me thinks d wife
might have cobweds between dem legs of hers.'...(lol)...hell my wife's legs are so tight. - the woman can
eat coal an piss dimonds...but thats just me.. i could be wrong.. still have not found any females here
in lower michigan that would give this married guy a try.. - why is it.. at least it seems to me.. that its so ez for a married woman to find a "fuck buudy".. then it is for a horny married guy ??..oh well.. maybe one day ..
till then my horny friend - have fun any way you can ... even if that means having fun by yourself...
Live long and prosper...
. -Stefano...
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Hey dude. thanks for the comment. Im sure a man can find a fuck buddy at work. A woman will not admit that they are a fuck buddy. bUT IT CAN AND WILL HAPPEND.
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dating ?
10:26PM on February 23, 2008
hi friends and neighbors...its only me.. your friendly neighborhood kitty cat...
-meow-
so does any one know when the "dating" link on 'Rude' will be up and runing??
'coming soon"...is all it says...??... sounds like a man looking for good porn..
LOL... oh,, you know joke...but still... would love to see the 'dating' up an
working... this horny kitty cat in lower Mi., needs all the help i can get in finding
a woman who is as horny as me...just hope its soon... my hands getting sore..
Have a great day fulled with great sex... Live long and prosper...
-stefano....
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2-22-o8
9:10PM on February 22, 2008
Hi Rude Guys and Gals.. this is your friendly neighborhood alley cat - Stefano..
to every one who has sent me mail.. thank you..when i look at my site an i see the kind
words from all of you. it just puts a smile on my face. ... then i look at the photos of the
ladies, and it make another part of me happy...LOL... . I must admit, reading everone's
blog is very addictive..i find i have little or no time to write my own....so when i read a blog,
i try to post a comment to say hi an what not..I know all of us who writes a blog has some thing to say.
i just think its nice when people post a comment to let the person know - one, we have
seen the blog..and two what we think about what the person has wrote.... one blog i saw
i was going to post a comment on - but,,i was nice and said id better not... lets just say.. -
in my book .. not all men are limited when it comes to having a sex drive...
but thats just me... i could be wrong.. maybe im one of the few who does
have an "over the top sex drive"..i do not know.. but id love to find out with some of
the ladies here on Rude.. yummmm....thank you ladies for showing off your
very yummmy bodies to us very horny men...
well lets see... not a hole lot going on with me in the sex department... (damn it)..
yesterday i talked with an old female friend of mine for a few hours.. its so nice to just
sat back an talk to a friend...My family has known her for years.. i call her my sis.. an she calls
me her - "little brother".. one time i looked down an said - " hey, it may be small but it still works'..
LOL...she wanted to show me an email she was going to send me.. it was a photo of a topless
woman with jumbo tits. (yummmm) as she was looking for the email sitting at her desk in her
livingroom.. i stood behind her with a growing hard on.. as she kept looking for the email -
I took out my cock an started to jack off..she did not see me.. she said she could not find the
email...so i had to put my dick away wanting more..she never did see me....she has seen my cock
before as i had posted it on other sites..she said it looks nice.. but being we are like family, she does
not want to "do" anything.. i have told her of this site an others im on.. she tryed to hook me up
with a freind of hers from Tex.,.but the friend could not travel to Michigan due to the lack of $..
oh well .. as i told her - thank god for my right hand.... i may be married, but if it was not for my hand ..
id have a long wait for any kind of sexual release...
well i hope all of you enjoy reading this.. as i have enjoyed posting it.. plesae feel free to drop me
a line... love to hear from ya.. Take care my very horny Rude friends....Live long and Prosper....
. -Stefano.....
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February 23, 2008 (Report It)
Cat, you are crazy! LOL! I love reading your blogs, they help me find humor in my own relationship struggles. |
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kathy-sexual encouter #2
3:52AM on February 20, 2008
kathy -
sexual encouter #2..
when i was about 17 or so. my mom an i was living in an old broken down apt.,
I stayed in my room for the most of youth..my mom thinking i needed a friend.
she asked her one friend kathy to talk to me. kathy an i became good friends.
Kathy was in her 30's, over wieght, an like me, very horny..one time my mom
was going on a trip out of state. she did not want me to have a "wild" party.
my mom had asked Kathy to stay with me to make sure id be good.
so Kathy moved in an keept me company. she said i do not mind if you
drink, i know you do. but what shocked me was when she asked if i had
any porn movies we cold watch. well, ya..i had alot of porn movies on vhs
(still do, more in fact) so her an i started to watch one of my porn movies.
she saw i was starting to get a hard on, an she started to joke about it. she
started to rub my cock. before i know it she was sucking on my cock like
it was her last meal. we whent to my mom's bedroom, where Kathy was
sleeping while my mom was away. we started to have sex. then i pulled
my cock out saying i did not have a rubber. she said i did not need one.
due to her weight, she could not have kids. so we fucked for hours..
i know i came more then i could count. an boy was i sore the next day.
her i kept having sex untill my mom returned. then she said she just wanted
us to be friends. she said she wanted an older man in her life.
well years go by as they do. when i was 20 i wanted to move out on my own.
Kathy had married a man who just got out of prison. he was a navy seal. one
night he come home only to find his place was roken into, his roommate beaten
and a man with a gun to his roommates head about to shoot. he damn near killed that
guy. but- guess who was the one who got locked up, he did.. he saved his roommate's
life, yet he was the one who got tossed in prison. anyway. Kathy heard i wanted to move
out, so she said i could live with her an her new hubby..she said that she told him that
her an i were lovers at one time. but now we were just friends. he was cool saying
as long as her an stay "just friends", i could live with them. so i moved in.
one night i saw they had the bedroom door open just a crack. i could see Kathy
giving him a blowjob, and remembered just how good it felt. she was sitting on the side of the
bed as he stood in front of her. she slowly moved up the bed an layed on her back. he spred her
legs an started to fuck her as i had done just a few years ago. i stood in the hallway watching.
wishing i could join,,wishing i coud fuck Kathy one last time. i liked that freedom they gave me.
but it was not my place. i wanted a home i could call my own. so i moved out. kathy an her
hubby never knew i watched them that one night. the two of them had both moved away as
well, an i never saw the two of them again. from kathy- i learned that i liked to be watched.
and i like to watch others. but its so much fun to join in..
i hope you enjoyed this true life story of mine. please post a comment if you like.
have a great day..Live long and prosper..
-stefano....
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dreams
10:20PM on February 15, 2008
Hi everyone.. Stefano here.. love reading the blogs.. as you know. i even like to post a comment..i love this site and thanks to 'Rude', we can be free to be who we are..
i know this is a great site for us to show off our sexual side. an no one loves sex more then me... well,,,maybe a few of ya..LOL...besides the sexual side of me..i also have a paranormal side..tonight id like to tell all of you about a dream i had..and would love to hear your thoughts..im not talking about the kind of dream -'where i want to be in the next few years'.. or the 'what if game'... im talking about REM sleep. Rapid Eye Movment- the stage at where people have dreams. now keep in mind iv been around the paranormal all my life.. so growing up i thought my dreams did not mean anything an that they where mine alone. as i got older i found i was wrong. As i got older i found out that i could take control of my dreams. That can be fun at times.. -ie, when i have sexual dreams. oh the sex dreams i have feel so real..and i always dream in color..
One night i had this dream where a friend an i was walking along a pire looking at all the boats. when we saw this one boat. i told the friend i was with in the dream that the boat would look better if it was blue.. in my dream my friend said it would look better if it had stripes. i woke up thinking to myself 'what an odd dream'. latter that day i saw my friend who had been in this dream of mine, an started to tell him of the dream.. he then said "i know, i still say it would have looked better w/ the stripes." i was like - "what.?. wait- i was the one who had the dream." he said -"your dream..im telling you about my dream." we had the same dream on the same night..where we could talk as if we was awake...i have known this friend for years..we see each other as family..so how could two friends be that close ????????? how could we have done this?????? him an i joke saying it was our magic.
i know when two people are close, not sexual or anything, but close friends. i know they have this bound between them... my mom goes to church every sunday..the man who was the school coach when my mom was in school also goes to this church.. the coach married his long time girlfriend an was happy for alot of years. one night my mom wake up just screaming his wife's name.. saying some thing has happened to her.. this was at 2:30am on a wed., that sunday the coach's wife was not in church.. mom asked coach where his wife was...just then he started to cry.. coach said that on wed., at 2:30am she had passed away... again - two friends who seems to have had this bound..
some times when my one friend calls me on the phone. i know its him before i pick it up. (an no i do not have caller ID) is this some form of esp?? or is it just that it has been passed down from my mom to me.?? my mom will not talk about it.. only to say what we have is a gift from god. well if thats so.. then why did i get kicked out of a church for reading minds.??
-and what is up with me getting "zapped" almost every time i touch metal ??
its not funny.. it hurts..once i even saw a blue spark jump from a piece of metal to my finger..ok ya, it is funny as hell.. but it still hurts..
so i would like to know - have you ever took control of your dreams?
have you had a shared dream?? do you dream in full color ?? have you ever had a dream come true ??? - and does any one know what i can do so i do not get "zapped" so much?????LOL...
i have to work alot of over time this weekend so i may not be around.. but please leave a comment.. This kitty cat would love to hear from ya..
have a great day... Live long and prosper..
-Stefano.....
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February 17, 2008 (Report It)
Nice blog! Very thought provoking! |
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I have a question.
9:32PM on February 14, 2008
Why are people afraid to list the state they live in ?????
The profiles i have seen so far, just say they are from the U.S.
now im not saying people should list the town they live in..
but i see no harm in saying what state people live in..
its sad to think that a place where we can be free to
be the person we are. yet most are afraid to say where
they are from. i do understand that people must do what they
can do in order to be safe. but does that include not telling
others what state your in.?. maybe it does.. i do not know..
thats why im asking..please comment on this an let me
know your thoughts..
thank you..
-Stefano....
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February 26, 2008 (Report It)
I am Not afraid Texas is Home though I was born IN Germany |
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February 16, 2008 (Report It)
I agree, I live in a small city too and I love to watch and be watched. I'm just very cautious. Love your blog! |
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February 15, 2008 (Report It)
cool.. i understand... thanks.. |
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February 14, 2008 (Report It)
becuase it really isn't a safe world. There are tons of stalkers that will look for clues to anything.. now lets say you live in Maine.. in a small town.. and you mention you live in a small town.. and you go to a chinese place called MrFoos.. or you talk about going to the local Y.. or they see a grocery bag from Albertsons... at least w/ the voyuer cams.. we already open our world to everyone.. but we keep our state out of it.. so we have a bit of safety too |
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Happy Valentines Day.
2:11PM on February 14, 2008
Yes, im just another guy wishing all of you a Happy an safe Valentines Day...
The wife sent me an 'Ecard' for Valentines Day... no real card,flowers or candy. most of us men do not want such things any way. but still... No blowjobs, no handjobs, not even a fuck. for on this day of love, the only thing i gets, is a damn email from the wife who says -"love you." but how can she feel anything when she does not want me to touch her in any way..you may ask yourself - well what did you give her ? - i gave her a real card ($5.96) and one real rose. as i was home and awake, (i work 3rd shift), all the wife did was play on the computer in the den. as i fliped chans on the old tv out in the livingroom. now she whent off for work(she works 2nd), i see what she was doing in the den. sending me an 'ecard'... i know its the thought that counts right.. an i should be thankfull she sent anything at all - even if it was as cold as she is....
Well i hope my friends here at 'Rude'. will have a better Valentines Day then me..so my wish to all of you both men an woman alike... by all means, have a safe, and Happy Valentines Day fulled with lots of great sex......
Live long and prosper......
-ok im off to go read your guys posts...
please by all means if ya like anything i write, please leave a comment..as i will try to do the same...
-Stefano....
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easily said then done.
2:32PM on February 12, 2008
over the years my wife has been slowly lossing her sex drive. Iv bought her sex toys,books, oils, alot of shit. just to make her happy. only to have her tell me to put it all in the trash..."i doun't want any of that stuff"- said the wife. Iv tryed talking to her... asking her what can i do.. she says - "its not you , its me. i just do not want alot of sex any more.".... well ok .. um.. but i do.. i love sex.. i love to touch and be touched.. i told the wife - well if you do not want sex from me, then by all means have it with some one you do want to have sex with .. with -or- with out me... the wife said - "no, i do not want sex from any one." .. being a man i asked, well - i still want to have sex. an if you do not want to have sex, could i find a woman who would have sex with me. ... "I doun't think so."she says.. "i'll give you sex once a month or so..if ya get horny - just jack off.." the wife tells me.. hell i do that any way..
So i goes to my friends an ask them what should i do.. they said to go online an find a woman who would be willing to have a no strings attached sex with me... with so many people on the "net" now a days ... it should be easy.. ya right... "easily said then done.. Iv been looking for a few years now with only very little luck..
my friends told me to try the site ADMIN EDIT: *DO NOT POST OTHER SITES* ok so i join.. no luck.. only to find most of the profiles are not even on that site any more.. What the fuck ... I have tryed alot of other sites as well, 'Fling', to name one.. seems like the only way to "meet" people an on site like that, is to pay an arm an a leg... then after they have your $, you find out there are no woman in your area.. the ones you do find if any at all.. are looking for anohter woman ... or a man with a 7+ inch dick.... or ha ha ,,,, this is better yet.. ya she'll fuck you, for a price... what ever happened to "friends with benefits"... you know.. to be friends with some one, as well as lovers.. doun't get me wrong,, i love a good one night stand like the next guy.. but i just think it would be better if her an i could be friends before and after the sex.. I know iv found one site that is FREE, and its free to meet an talk with other members.. ADMIN EDITED AGAIN I have meet one lady in person. sad to say it just did not work out. so we said good bye as friends as it should be.. for a short time i did have a friend who was willing to sleep with me. She was alot older then i was at the time. but after the wife an i lost our jobs.. my friend just wanted to be "just friends". This last summer she found her "Mr.Right", an got married.. she is now very happy, an i am happy for her.. but i do miss the sex.. hey, she may have been in her mid 50's..but she was great in bed...so now im still looking.. trying to find a site that is both free and has a few local women on it... thats why im so glad that this site -"Rude', is free an lets people post both in the blogs an on the boards for free...Thank you - 'Rude'..for giving us people to be ourselfs.. allowling us the chance to explore our sexual side in a ways we might not have had...
now if only i could find a woman who lives near lower Michigan who would fuck this married man.. then id be really happy..LOL.. but that is -'easily said,,,, then done.' . but thats just me.. i could be wrong...
Have a great day .... Live long and prosper....as for me.. i'll still be looking for friends with benefits...
-Stefano...
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February 21, 2008 (Report It)
I am not sure you should leave her. I am sure you still love her. If you dont, then that is a whole other issue. But, definately easier said than done. I barely get people to visit my rude site....my wife on the other hand.... |
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February 14, 2008 (Report It)
My first advice is marriage counseling.. My second is if she won't have sex w/ you and you are not satisfied.. don't cheat.. that is just dumb.. leave her ass and find another woman that can satisfy. Staying in a relationship where you aren't getting intimacy isn't healthy for you or for her and for both your sakes.. you should give her an ultimatum.. lets go to counseling or get a divorce. Then stick to your word! |
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February 13, 2008 (Report It)
Wow!! Sounds like you have the type of luck that I do! I wish I were in lower MI, I'd definitely be in it for the NSA sex!! I need it myself, just as long as you don't mind the "baby bump" at this time...lol. Yeah, the daddy isn't involved right now, he's in denial...but I am sure one day he'll come around. Anyway, if you ever need a shoulder,I am here! Lots of Kisses! |
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missing the good times.
3:05PM on February 08, 2008
2/8/o8.... 2:41pm.. Stefano from lower Mi., again.. "Hi".. just feeling a bit down.. thinking about all the friends i use to talk to on a site called.. i use to talk to alot of friends on the mesage boards on that site. we had such great laughs.. an all of them were really friendlly.. we even had a secret santa one year.. you was given the name an address of a member to buy for.. all gifts were to be under $15.oo... an everyone sent out real x-mass cards... at the time i had a 'p.o. box', so that worked out just right.. since they all knew of my love for Star Trek - my secret Santa got me an 'o6 Trek calendar, an a small pin that said - "I love porn"... oh how true..LOL...i also got alot of cards from all of them... god i miss them.. when the factory that my wife an i worked at for the past 15+ years closed its doors for good. i could no longer be a "payed" member to 'eroticy'..an that makes me so sad.. i miss talkimg to my friends on the message boards... oh the jokes..an all the stories.. such a great group of people. i miss them alot... I raise my Early Times whisky w/ Cherry Pepsi up to you my friends at 'Eroticy'. all of you are greatlly missed....I thought i had found a anouther place where i might make new friends.. the site was called 'multiply'.. i posted lots of nude an non-nude photos..i posted lots of porn.. talked on a few message boards- like the 'BBW' board... (i like a woman with some meat on her bones, what.) but that to was short lived. the powers that be on multiply did not like the fact that its people had porn on the site.. so alot of us got the boot. myself included... since then i posted a profile on smutvibes.. looking for any woman in or near lower Mi., who would like to have a friend with benefits... i do talk an joke on a "friends" message board... but we have to keep it clean... now adays - like most people money is tight.. so when i found 'Rude', i was so pleased most of it is free... maybe i can find friends here on Rude as i have in the past.. that would be nice.. well time for this kitty cat to go.. gots places to see an people to do... ha ha ha.. i wish...but i do have to go... take care...Live long and prosper... -Stefano....
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February 14, 2008 (Report It)
i love porn and Star Trek too!! |
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horny in lower Michigan
10:02PM on February 04, 2008
just wanted to say hi..
this is my 2nd try at posting a blog here in 'Rude'. I know now why the 1st did not take.. lol- my bad..
im not the smartest guy when it comes to computers.- hell it took me a half an hour just to find where to post this blog.. over the years iv had some - fun times.. an i would LOVE to tell all .... if it did not happen to me. i would have a hard time saying it was true. - but it did happen to me, so i know it's all true... from one night stands, to the paranomal... My closest friends say i need to write a book on everything iv seen and done over the years.. in time id like to do just that.. id like my blog to be a kind of jumping point to a book i may some day write.
So i hope all of you will enjoy reading my blogs, as i will enjoy writing them.. .when im online, ADMIN EDIT: * DO NOT POST OTHER SITES* - out of love for one of two soaps i have to watch... yes, i know men do not usally watch soaps.. ya well ... this guy does..LOL.. the one is Days of our Lives.. been a fan since the 70's.. i grew up watching it.. an still watch it till this day..Stefano is the main evil s.o.b. that can never be stoped.. the things this man has dreamed up over the years. -HA HA HA HA...
LOVE IT !!!!!!!..... Stefano is one bad kitty cat... LOL.... The other soap i watch started way back in the 60's.. yes before my time. but it has passed the test of time... i know many people would not call it a soap.. but i do.
The show - Star Trek... as you can tell from my profile - yes i love to dress up an just have fun with Star Trek.
even got to meet some of the people from the show.. most of them are cool...only meet one that was not...
so like i said - i hope you enjoy reading about all the things i have done...
From lower Mi., U.S.A.,, - Live long and prosper....
Stefano....
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February 14, 2008 (Report It)
you aren't suppose to talk about any other sites than Rude.. |
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