Porn Star Karaoke
8:09AM on September 18, 2008
What a night I had. Accompanied Wankus to porn star karaoke night, my first time ever. I went on the condition that no matter how much try to get me drunk, you won’t make me get up in front of the crowd and sing.Believe it or not I’m too shy probably because I can’t carry a tune to save my life.
So we get to the bar, sit down and I order some food and Wankus brought me a white russian. Mind you I haven’t eaten anything all day except for a vegan muffin and I had already started drinking.
The bar is crowded with locals and porn stars and a few Hollywood celebrities like China and Joey Fatone. Seated up in the porn star section gave me a birdseye view of the karaoke madness going on, get a chance to meet new talent and industry folk and say hello to Stephanie Swift who I haven’t seen in a million years..never did work with her, not yet at least ;)
Second drink arrives along with my food. Was having a fun time so far and even told myself that you have a show to do the next day with Ginger Lynn so don’t party too hard well I guess all alcohol caught up with me, had about 4-5 drinks total by the time my chicken tenders arrIved and even though I ate I went from a level 5 to a level 10 in no time.
I became this fun crazy redhead making Powder and Emma Cummings feel up my boobs, scoping Joey Fatone’s table, and attacking Wankus with my ninja like stripper moves only to end up in the bathroom tossing my cookies. How old am I?!?
Emma took such good care of me in the bathroom and escorted me out to the car while Wankus finished up his karaoke shtick.
In state of almost passing out I manage to yank my clothes off and crawl into bed and Wankus being the awesome guy that he is had me drink milk so my stomach wouldn’t be upset the next day, even with my g-string clad ass hanging out from underneath the covers teasing him.
We had a good laugh about it the next day!
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