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todays office meeting
6:57PM on September 29, 2009

I was in one of those dreadful meetings that come about every month at the office, but this time it was the best meeting ever. I had gone without sex for about two months and had just come off being sick, so I was ready to go, but I did not know I was this ready! We have a glass table in our conference room and the beautiful new woman Heather sat across from me. She had beautiful light red hair with and an absolutely perfect body. Her shirt was semi-low-cut and she had tits you could stare at forever. During the meeting I got aroused looking across at her, more than normal and it just seemed to elevate. Then, as if she could read my mind, she would move her legs, but in doing so, she would pull up her skirt just an inch or so to give me a better view. She was wearing thigh-high nylons that ran into her creamy thighs. I really started to get to me! I could feel the tremendous throbbing and pre-cum starting to make its way out of my cock. We made eye contact a few times, I heard nothing in the meeting, and knew that she new exactly what she was doing.

She pulled back one side of her jacket to show that her nipples were so hard, then looked at me and raised an eyebrow. The combo took me to a place I had never been. To make it worse, she reached into her jacket as if she was looking for a pen, but I know she was touching one of her nipples. Between that and seeing her rock ever so slightly back and forth on the chair, it was over. I actually started to ejaculate and it was the best one ever! Especially since I had to hide it from everyone in the room. I had never had such an intense orgasm! The fight to keep myself from moaning and twitching made it even worse, but it was well worth it! I had to sit there in the meeting with cum in my pants for about another 20 min.

my confession
12:50PM on July 19, 2009

my confession 
ok i was in tonw one nite having a few drinks with a friend , after a few i was a lil high and i seen a hot red head siting in the back , i went to the mens room as i went by she smelled so good , i said hello to her as her lick her lips and siad hello back , so i went back the bar and my friend lift me , after a few min the red head came over an sit next to me, she was about 25 to 30, we talked for same time, as she put her hand on my cock and asked me if i would like a blow job, ok i said lets go, we walk to her apts 2 blocks away i sat down on the bed as she give me one of the best jb i had, she went to the bath me came out with only pantie on and pusded me back on the bed, we maded out for a few mins, i was sucking on her tits , damn this must be a dream, ok she turned the lite off and pulled my pants of , ok im going to eat her sweet pussy asap and i push her back on the bed and as i went to go down on her , OH SHIT this girl had a cock bigger then mine, ok im not gay it all but i was drunk she pulled my head down on her cock and in my month it went. i guess i suck on it for a few mine , then she put it my ass and fuck the shit out of me, will i seen she 2 times after that,

before you ask yes i like it ,

to the guy that is fucking my wife
11:42AM on May 31, 2008

To the guy fucking my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry, I would just ask a few things of you. After all you are giving it to my wife.

1.Please stop leaving the seat up, I keep getting blamed and it is starting to get old.

2.You may be giving me a chance to go fishing more often but please stop drinking all my beer. It is fine if you have a couple while you visit(god knows
I drink plenty before I find her attractive), but please leave me a few as I have to be there longer than you.

3.If you do drink the last one buy more or leave money on the counter I will pick some up.

4.Please replace the toilet paper when you use it all. For some reason my 5 year old son belives if its not there he does not have to wipe. We keep it under the sink, unless you can recomend a better spot?

5.After doing my wife please use something disposable to wipe off with. The basket of clothes on the right is mine and the clothes are clean as my wife does not do my washing, Irun out of time rushing to work. Last week my sweatshirt was crusty(thanks).

6.Please do not tell my children that you are their uncle, they are young not
mentaly challenged.

7.Please stop turning the heat up, You pay nothing and MUD is putting it in my ass, my wife may like it but I think it hurts.

8.When she asks "do these pants make me look fat", say no. You may think giving a different answer will make her think twice about eating a gallon of ice cream a day but all you are doing is giving her a reason to go buy more pants that she will look just as fat in.

9.Stop eating the baked goods. The brownies you ate were from my mom for my birthday. My wife has not cooked anything that good for years and if she does she will not share.

10.Try shifting your weight when you sit on my chair. The recliner that I rarely have time for (soccer games and practice, basketball camp for the kids takes much of my time and I try to help with school work too)has a grove in it that forces me to roll to the left.

Lastly I would like thank you for taking her to lunch on Valentines Day. She was not as hungry as usual and only orded one meal.I may be able to use the money I saved to take the children to a movie. I hope you can help me with these items, it may become ackward if I have to confront her. If you can do this for me I will give you a heads up on when I will be gone and for how long so that you don't feel rushed.

P.S. I am going to take the kids to the Great Wolf Lodge on the 3rd of April for four days, I have abottle of vodka above the fridge if you find yourself low on beer.

Thanks This was not writen by anyone named Jack Shit.