My Blog :: YO WHATS UP YALL! CALL ME SLOW, A LATE BLOOMER OUT OF THE LOOP OR WHATEVER BUT I JUST HEARD SOME DISTURBING/ FASCINATING INFORMATION! MY GIRL "BUCKEEY" FROM FLAVOR OF LOVE SEASON HAS A SETAPE OUT? GET THE THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! YOU KNOW WHO SHE IS; THE SEXY DARKSKINNED HONEY WITH THE NICE ASS AND THE GREAT DICK SUCKING LIPS( THIS WAS THE FASCINATING PART)! I WAS GOOGLING HER THE OTHER DAY AND READ SOMETHING THAT SHE HAD A FUCK FLICK WITH ANDRE 3000 FROM OUTKAST (DISTURBING)! THE ONLY CLIP THAT I WAS ABLE TO FIND WAS HER SAYING, "HOW THIS NIGGA JUST NUTTED ALL OVER ME!" IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAVE OR KNOW WHERE TO GET THE FULL VIDEO CLIP FOM, HOLLA AT ME! OH,! TELL A FRIEND TO REQUEST ME!!!

Take a Hint!
12:33AM on September 30, 2008

Girlfriend
you need to remain focused like lens
cause on the weekends
u make me wanna hang with friends
go to a tit bar
or even club all nite
sometimes drink just to smile
knowin things aint hardly right
im u at night
when i should be at rest
gotta ache in my chest
like my heart is on roulette
im stressed
scream and yell
like i suffer tourettes
but i guess i will suffer less
when i think of u less
but u didnt want me
when u had me
 now im gone
aint commin back see
now u alone  and sadly
claimin u need me badly

What are u afraid of?
3:17PM on September 29, 2008

Hello my fellow perverts, I hope everyone out there is doing fine!

This blog is for the people that has fear for certain things. "What are you afraid of?" I asked because today at work I came face to face with one of my fears. In my job I can encounter them everyday if they are out!

I go into basements to read meters, for now, and I was in dirty ass bushwick again! I walked down the steps and from my pheriphials, I seen a shadowy figure move on a stack of tires. I shined my flaslight over to the tires and seen a tail about the length of a newborn baby's arm!!!!

That long tail belonged to the biggest rat I've ever seen alive!!! It was the size of a cat!!! They say rats get blinded by bright lights and would usually scurry away! Not this monstrosity, it arched its back as if it was ready to jump on me.

I pussied out and decided to get the fuck out of that building. As I turned around, there was another 1 there to greet me! My 220lb ass ran  and jumped over it, up the stairs and out the door with the customer telling me, "I didn't read her meters!"

Yeah you are mutha fucking right! Her and everyone else in that building would and will have estimated bills until they get rid of that problem!

Now people feel free to comment, laugh, and rate....but most of all "STAY OUTTA BUSHWICK!" lmbao.....

"Be Stroking ya soon!"

Is redlight a green light?
3:24AM on September 28, 2008

This is one of those blogs that will make u think about something!

Let me pose this question for all males and females out there....

"Is a Red Light considered a green light?"

What I mean is this, if the woman was on her monthly and you were extremly horny would you green light it? Ladies would you?

In the past I have run the red light but I had protection on. I know it is still risky and not quite sure if I would do it again! But this one thing is for sure, I will never eat your pussy will you are red!!!!!

Can I get some feedback from yall?

thanks
9:43AM on September 27, 2008

"I'm sooooooo Rude!" Taq, I told u that I'm gonna keep running that!  I just wanted to thank ALL, who have commented, rate and made me a favorite!

I went from being unknown on rude to having over 500 buddies and having 101 votes at a 5 star rating.....WOW! I am slowly but surely still working on my page. I am trying to keep up with the demand of vids and pics. The webcam will be comming soon, so I show u pervization in action!

If you wanna see more of something , any suggestions, please feel free to let me know.

Once again thanks for making "Strokes" a household name!

"Be Stroking ya soon!"

fourplay
9:36AM on September 27, 2008

I was asked about, "Why men don't like fourplay?"

I don't know about all men but I can tell you about me. Yes there are sometimes where there is no time for it, where you have to get straight to the point, but damn all the time?

Nah, this man here, I think fourplay is just as important as the initial act of sex, fucking or making love!

Loo at it like this, when u go to a restaurant, there are times in which you would get appetizer before the entree!

I love giving foreplay, I mean come on, this is like that warm up stretch before you start working out. Foreplay is preparation for that ultimate high.

Just like sex there are numerous things that can be considered forplay such as, massaging, lickin, sucking, rubbing, tickling,etc. I'm a Foreplayologists,lol...I specialize in the art of fp. Pussy licking and some teasing gets the the bed wet! 

Ladies I know how some of yall feel, I love foreplay to be done to me, it only intensifies things! 

So all you fellas out there, if you aren't giving her foreplay, think about this, "Would you like it if she just didn't suck you off before you got some?" I can answer no!

So this goes out to my friend who asked the question....if he don't wanna give you fp, remove him from the equation and find someone that will!!!!!!!

"Be stroking ya soon!"  

Drinking
9:05AM on September 27, 2008

Being a person that loves to drink, I was just wondering, "What's your favorite drink?"

Here's a few of mine:

hennessy
patron
long island ice tea
bacardi 151
rum runner
nut cracker
vueve cliquot
grey goose
bahama mama

Anyone care to have a drink with me?

oh shit......
11:24PM on September 26, 2008

I'm so rude  yall!

its ya boy! i am writing this blog drunk as shit! Vodka shots enj we doin it up! Oh yes the haze is also in the building!

Me and my brothers (Reen and Eazalitto) and boy (E. Stakks) doin it up in my aparment! We will be recording shit, brutalizing some beats!

Watch and learn!

"Be stroking ya soon!"

Strokes Jokes #5
4:07PM on September 25, 2008

Question:

What is 6 inches long, is in a man's pants, has a head on it and women love to blow it?

Money..........

Strokes jokes #4
4:05PM on September 25, 2008

Breaking news!!!!!!!!

A dangerous dick sucker has escaped from prison! All ladies go put a dick in your mouth until she's caught!!!!!!

Strokes jokes #3
4:03PM on September 25, 2008

A guy is sitting inside of a diner. He's jerking off! A waitress notices, walks up and ask him, "What are you doing?"

The guy just points to a sign that reads, " First come, First Served!"

Im about to get my fix
2:16AM on September 25, 2008

I Am So Fucking Rude! You might be asking, "why?" Because my inquisitive people. My fav perv is back in action from being absent because of a bad computer crash!

My girl Taquilla is in the mutha fuckin house! I'm so glad that she fixed her problem. But now that she's back she's gonna have a problem with my strokes.......mwah

"Be Stroking Ya Soon!"

who???
11:54PM on September 22, 2008

If you have a choice to fuck anybody in the world, who would it be and why?

I find jennifer hudson very very veryvery sexy! Just watching her on tv, I can tell that she's a woman who knows what she wants!  She looks like she would put it on me and truth be told I need a woman to do that to me.....

Lust
11:38PM on September 22, 2008

extreme measures
got u undressing by dresser
supreme pleasure
is it attraction or pressure
that got you wanting to burst
you are my love thirst
I'm your quencher
let me undress ya
surpass wetness i'm gonna drench ya
deep sea diving for that treasure
chest to chest
like i'm about to bench press ya
pick you up
lift you up
kiss you up
see you dripping
im about to lick you up
a master mathmatician
part your legs like division
let me inside ya
open up wider
reaching higher heights but higher
sweat dripping intimate fire
explore your mountains
let me climb ya
explore ya valley
strokes will work you out like ballys

when i c u
11:17PM on September 22, 2008

I get butterflies in my stomach
think of you a smile all of a sudden
I'm too dark to be blushin
baby I'm too old to be frontin
but this feeling that I'm feeling
got me higher than the ceiling
damn you so appealing
with the way you carry yourself
if you were in my shoes
you'd probably marry yourself
this is hard for me too write
i just wanna fuck you for the rest of my life
damn that must be nice
let go the oak tree carve our initials with a knife
damn that has to be weird
cause if we are not here
it will remain there......

Nice to meet you
11:04PM on September 22, 2008

she was 25 5'5 and fuckin fly
honey caught my eye
while walkin in the stuy
skin complexion the same as my truck
i pulled aside with intentions to fuck
talior made clothes
italian designer
ass so swoll
was like a midget was behind her
french manicure hair done to perfection
hands in my pocket to hide my erection
gucci bag with the matching shoes
slanted eyes with the back tattoo
"i said how u doing?"
she said, "fine and dandy"
My name is strokes
she said," her name was candy."
now would you like to take a ride with me?
come back to my place and get hi with me?
she said, "wait a  minute strokes I don't ride with strangers"
"how am I to know that my life aint in danger?"
"I would never be a stranger baby u just met me"
"and I'm only gonna bite you if you let me"
"now would you let me?"


this was how I met my sons mother and I decide to write a vers about it.....

tri state
5:03PM on September 22, 2008

I need help making videos and taking pictures.

Is there any ladies in the tri state that wanna help me out? I promise it will be fun!

We can role play, take provacative photos for others to enjoy, videos for TAQUILLA & EATUP to perv to! We can both get rated and comment on! You can decide what u want and dont want on your page.

Sounds good? Hit me

Help wanted
4:48PM on September 22, 2008

I am an EOE employer seeking qualified candidates for  full-time or part-time employment in a diverse enviroment.

All applicants must be eligible to work with proper documentation. Experience is not important we will train applicants for the positions to be filled! All applicants must be flexible able to work any shifts, some weekends required. All applicants must be able to perform oral reports, pie charts, fililng, sorting, and must be computer literate.

Applicants must have proper diction and fluent in at least 1 other foreign language.

Applicants must be able to perform data entry, basic use of internet and other hard drives.

If you meet these qualifications feel free to contact:

Mr. Strokes
69 Rudeway Lane
Brooklyn, NY 11469

(212) 382 5663
        (fuc knme)

What would u do?
4:21PM on September 22, 2008

Hey ladies.....Strokes here and I wanna hear from you all. I am a naturally born freak , there's almost nothing I wont do to you or try!

There's a few of yall out there who think that I am attractive right? O.k. so let's use our imagination and finish this:


One hot steamy day at around 11:00 in the morning, your doorbell rang. You get up to answer to your suprise I am standing there in my company's uniform to service your electrical meter. You let me in the house......

What part of a man body turns u on
4:10PM on September 22, 2008

Still laid back, I was holding a convo with a friend who is begging for me to show her why I got Strokes on my arm!

She works at this check cashing place near my house so basically I dont get charged a fee! Anyway she said to me that you can tell alot about a guy by his hands and his back (this is the 2nd time today)! Obviously she was thinking nasty but fuck I think that way 90% of the time!

Ladies what is this fascination with backs? Should I take a picture of my back for yall to comment on? As a matter of fact, What part of the man's body do you go crazy over BESIDES THE DICK?

Love u long time
4:05PM on September 22, 2008

Hey yall! I'm a little laid back at the moment because I been up all nite pervin and then had to go to work, so basically I am running on adreneline. I will be crashing pretty soon!

Anyway the funniest thing happened to me at work today, while I was inside this Korean grocery store, the owner said to me, "You look like u have strong back, good for um um um (the pumping jester)! I was shocked I didn't expect that comming from her! She said, " I look like I make women happy!"

She gave me this big ass bottle of pure ginseng and told me, "Keep making them smile!"

This was the funniest shit ever!