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UM... HEY. How's it going?
9:54AM on February 24, 2008
Look, I'll be honest. I got up around noon today. I showered at two. I've watched something like nine hours of TV today, and spent precious little time being non-horizontal. I didn't shave, haven't left the house, and I honestly can't remember whether I brushed my teeth today or not.
Anyway, how about if we just call this a 'recovery day', and hook up again tomorrow, eh? Seriously, there's nothing about my day today that you'd want to read about and I'm not sure I could write about it without shooting myself in the temple to end the boredom....so here's a little humour!!
Old mother hubbard,
Went to the cupboard,
To get her old dog a bone.
When she bent over,
Rover took over,
And gave the bitch a bone of his own.
Hickory, dickory, dock,
This bitch was sucking me cock,
The clock struck two,
I dumped me goo,
And dropped her at the end of the block.
Two sheep in a field, one says, “Baaaaaaaa!”
The other says, “Damn! I was just going to say that!”
One unfortunate day, Bill Clinton and the Pope both died, Clinton was condemned to Hell and Pope was going to be sent to Heaven. But this all got muddled up and they were sent to the wrong places. So, an angel was sent down to Hell to get the Pope and a devil was sent up to get Clinton, as they were being led towards their destination, they met in the middle. “I’m really looking forward to meeting the Virgin Mary,” the Pope said. “Ermm, you’re 5 minutes too late,” replied Clinton.
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tiger... |
March 11, 2008 (Report It)
this is really good !!!Clinton of all the men in the world yes it would have been him!! It,s Great man |
catni... |
February 24, 2008 (Report It)
thanks for the humour....
have a great day...
Live long and prosper..
.-Stefano.... |
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...AS VALENTINE'S DAY APPROACHES
9:08PM on February 11, 2008
Now, I could just be bitter because I am not likely to be getting any cards unless the cat sends me one - but why do we celebrate Valentines day?
Being brought up in a reglious family I know the 'official' view of the day - but do we really need a day to tell our loved ones we love them? Shouldn't we be doing this every day of the year?
Am I missing something? Why am I bombarded with cards and stupid devil cuddly toys every time I enter a supermarket? Tell me PLEASE!!!
Well....Moan over! (I guess YOU could send me an e-valentines card:-)
See you tomorrow!
TONY
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yeahj... |
February 13, 2008 (Report It)
Happy Valentine's Day hun ;) |
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TODAY'S NEWS-Cell phone flasher fined!
2:08AM on February 11, 2008
A 21-year-old German man exposed himself to unknown women by sending them pictures of his penis. At least one woman came forward to complain about the offensive picture, and authorities believe he may have subjected other woman to the horror that is his cock. He was convicted on Wednesday of distributing pornographic material and fined €150 ($215, £112).
The presiding judged admitted, "We all had a bit of a laugh when we saw the thing!" I doubt that was the reaction the young flasher was hoping for!!
Tony
Note: Do you have any amusing stories or pics? If so, please send them as a comment to my blog..thanks
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February 12, 2008 (Report It)
would love to lick that cock up and down |
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February 11, 2008 (Report It)
Nice Suckable cock |
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