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11:43AM on February 17, 2008
Based on the flimsiest of premisses, the cartoon bears on the Charmin bog roll adverts have been defecating in the woods for quite sometime now. Presumably at the same brain-storming meeting, when advertising agency came up with this campaign they also pitched a similar one as part of the Vatican City account, where a cartoon Pope on tasting his new buttery-like spread, exclaims "I can’t believe it’s not Cum".
Of course leaving aside, for one moment, the concept of bears getting enough money together to purchase quilted bathroom tissue in the first place, why do all these adverts concentrate on the absorption quality of their product? "Look, it can absorb all that blue dye!!"At last, an end to leaky blue dye misery! I'm not sure about anyone else but if I had to utilise toilet paper to "soak up" that much liquid on a regular basis I'd be seeking medical assistance before purchasing more quilted bog roll. Why can't they stick to something much more reasonable, like having a puppy to front their ads or use the catch phrase "Luv Your Bum! "Personally, I'd prefer to love somebody elses!!
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