UM... HEY. How's it going?
9:54AM on February 24, 2008
Look, I'll be honest. I got up around noon today. I showered at two. I've watched something like nine hours of TV today, and spent precious little time being non-horizontal. I didn't shave, haven't left the house, and I honestly can't remember whether I brushed my teeth today or not.
Anyway, how about if we just call this a 'recovery day', and hook up again tomorrow, eh? Seriously, there's nothing about my day today that you'd want to read about and I'm not sure I could write about it without shooting myself in the temple to end the boredom....so here's a little humour!!
Old mother hubbard,
Went to the cupboard,
To get her old dog a bone.
When she bent over,
Rover took over,
And gave the bitch a bone of his own.
Hickory, dickory, dock,
This bitch was sucking me cock,
The clock struck two,
I dumped me goo,
And dropped her at the end of the block.
Two sheep in a field, one says, “Baaaaaaaa!”
The other says, “Damn! I was just going to say that!”
One unfortunate day, Bill Clinton and the Pope both died, Clinton was condemned to Hell and Pope was going to be sent to Heaven. But this all got muddled up and they were sent to the wrong places. So, an angel was sent down to Hell to get the Pope and a devil was sent up to get Clinton, as they were being led towards their destination, they met in the middle. “I’m really looking forward to meeting the Virgin Mary,” the Pope said. “Ermm, you’re 5 minutes too late,” replied Clinton.
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tiger... |
March 11, 2008 (Report It)
this is really good !!!Clinton of all the men in the world yes it would have been him!! It,s Great man |
catni... |
February 24, 2008 (Report It)
thanks for the humour....
have a great day...
Live long and prosper..
.-Stefano.... |
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